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#142
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 5
You tell Tomba 'run a meanie event...fungus or such' Tomba tells you 'you do it!' You tell Tomba 'whats the command?' You tell Tomba 'i wonder if 'godly fire' event gives style points...' You tell Tomba 'i cant find any help files on the commands to run events' Tomba tells you 'man events' You tell Tomba 'typo message' Tomba tells you 'oh... maybe you don't have access to it? arches have denied the access to events for some people' You tell Tomba 'ah...add the permission for me then' Tomba tells you 'uh.. why? =)' You tell Tomba 'you said i should run the event myself... :P' Tomba tells you 'yesh but I didn't say I'll make you a wiz and I'll give your rights and you can run the event. I just said run the event yourself =)' You tell Tomba 'oh, i dont wanna be a wiz :P' You tell Tomba 'so you'll hafta run it for me' Tomba tells you 'american wizzes shoudl run events at american times' You tell Tomba 'american wizzes are stoned/drunk at american times and not online' Tomba tells you 'well that explains why we don't have american wizzes'
#141
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 3
Silea tells Nu, Chaste and you 'die yet?' You tell Nu, Chaste and Silea 'working on it' Chaste tells Nu, Silea and you 'no, they wont let me lead :(' Nu tells Silea, Chaste and you 'not yet unfortunatly. I might make exp tonight!' Silea tells Chaste, Nu and you 'i can come in and blast you, Nu, if it's getting too dull...' Nu tells Chaste, Silea and you 'oooooooooooh. *drool*' ... Nu is DEAD, R.I.P. Muscular guard shouts 'I fart in your general direction, Nu!' Nu dies. Nu's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black. ... Silea tells Chaste, Nu and you 'muaha, distracting him with tells worked well enough'
#140
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 6
Coren tells you 'are you a hot chick? i need some mudsex badly...'
#139
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: -1
Coren <rsf+>: i'm screwing everything.:/
#138
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 3
Alder [party]: was afk for sex
#137
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 1
Kiilgore tells you 'i sucked coren dry beofre he wizzed :P'
#136
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 1
Daria {party}: --> was moving to inside so i can idle better <--
#135
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 1
Kiilgore tells you 'call me simple, but beer and cashews rock!'
#134
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 3
Loof 'mole' Slirpa shouts 'Ooga died on his knees!'
#133
English
Submitted by: Froggy
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 3
Banba says 'disperse this unruly mob!!!' You exclaim 'wish I had banish!' You quack 'to more than 20%.' Banba says 'i got it at 20 - lets see how good it is.' Banba starts concentrating on a new skill. Banba performs a solemn ceremony to please Aveallis. Banba starts concentrating on a new spell. Banba utters the magic words 'havia kauhistus pois' Dryad disappears into thick air. You go 'Heh'. Banba exclaims 'show me banished!' Banba exclaims 'booyah!' You quack 'holy shit :).' Banba slaps a thundering high-five with you. You exclaim 'Yeah!' Banba says 'ets see if we can get her back.' Banba starts concentrating on a new skill. Banba says 'summon at 20 as well.' Banba performs a solemn ceremony to please Aveallis.
#132
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 7 2004
Rating: 3
Amarth tells Tomba and you 'All arches are on a New Year's promise not to drink anymore!' You tell Amarth and Tomba (idle 8min and 58s) 'it's been 6 days since new years...they've all given that up like 6 days ago!' You tell Amarth and Tomba (idle 11min and 22s) 'and anyways, i doubt that any arches would give up their fin citizenship just to keep a new years promise...i heard that you lose finn citizenship if you can't prove that you drink heavily and daily...' Amarth tells Tomba and you 'We fake it! ;)' You tell Amarth and Tomba (idle 13min and 46s) 'aha! now i have some blackmail material!'
#131
Finnish
Submitted by: Grizzt
At: Jan 7 2004
Rating: 4
[18:43]:Larppa [ee+]: yks sekobie oli nakannu pikkuvelijään keihäällä silimään ja nauranu ja röhissy että taktinen frans kato [18:43]:Larppa [ee+]: semmosta porukkaa tääl ruukis o [18:44]:Larppa [ee+]: sit yks tyyppi oli syöny karvasia mandariinejä ladan takakontista ja sanonu että vähämauttomia [18:44]:Larppa [ee+]: tais muutes olla sama tyyppi :D [18:44]:Larppa [ee+]: sit terhon rape sano että ossaatteko pojat punnertaa yhellä käjellä?! rape ossaa punnertaa yhellä käellä vaikka o kännisä! [18:45]:Larppa [ee+]: me naurettii iha hysteerisenä
#130
Finnish
Submitted by: Alcal
At: Jan 7 2004
Rating: 2
Gror tells you 'pitäsköhän ottaa meganen linja, maksais 30 extraa kuussa' Gror tells you 'aika halpa megaseks' You tell Gror 'oho' You tell Gror 'mihi sä sitä? :)' Gror tells you 'battaamiseen' You tell Gror 'hah :)' Gror tells you 'ei voi ajaa expaa ku lagaa muute'
#129
Finnish
Submitted by: Pahvi
At: Jan 7 2004
Rating: 5
Captnapalm {kanniaalio+}: mulla on lompakossa kuva itsestäni ja imurista, muistuta joskus ni näytän .. aijaa
#128
Finnish
Submitted by: Jumbo
At: Jan 7 2004
Rating: 7
Caitline [kanniaalio+]: hittoa et naurattaa kyl kun urjalaan ajaessa on yks kukkakauppa, jolla on sellanen iso mainoskyltti Caitline [kanniaalio+]: jossa lukee "kukkia poikkeaville" Caitline [kanniaalio+]: joka pätee kyl kans siihen teoriaan että urjalasta ei tule yhtään normaalia ihmistä
#127
English
Submitted by: Unreserved
At: Jan 7 2004
Rating: 2
Garou [fnord+]: I'll try walkin' there Young squid shouts 'I butchered Garou the christmas elf for breakfast, who's up for dinner?' Info: Garou dies. [fnord+]: Unreserved looks very sad. Unreserved [fnord+]: now I have to post that to mudquote :(
#126
Finnish
Submitted by: Shay
At: Jan 7 2004
Rating: 2
Dargund [party]: < mulla unohtu puoleen valiin kilrathii parry >
#125
Finnish
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Jan 6 2004
Rating: 7
You tell Wirah 'tee tarma' Wirah tells you 'haista ite'
#124
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Jan 6 2004
Rating: 13
Bunny shouts 'Kerpele is in a much warmer place now!' Malicat [ghost]: hey, turbo bunnies are scary! Ghost of Kerpele [ghost]: it wasnt turbo
#123
Finnish
Submitted by: Shay
At: Jan 6 2004
Rating: 10
Darol [kamikaze+]: hannu karpo joutas helvettiin! Darol [kamikaze+]: viimeski avautu siita etta kaupassa joutuu maksaa euron vaikka hinta on 99 senttii kun ne sentit pyoristyy Darol [kamikaze+]: niinku kannattaa kuluttaa ohjelma-aikaa tommoseen Darol [kamikaze+]: jos se karpon ohjelma kestaa vaikka puolikin tuntii niin jos se paska vuokrattas mainostilaksi niin saatas jokaiselle aijalle lahjotettuu kylla ne sentit mitka pyoristyy kaikille niille keta se ny oikeesti hairitsee :)