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#38
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 12
Zop tells you 'can u kill rolf and give him my axe?'
#40
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 12
Amorell [newbie]: Can you tell I've been programming all weekend?? You know, after you stare at letters for hours on end, they start to stare back.... Shardik <newbie>: we professionals call the staring letters 'design patterns'
#211
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nocturtest
At: Jan 19 2004
Rating: 12
Shardik <fin>: tuuba oli kyl aika sissi ku pelas kuitenki kymmentuntisii sessioita ainaki neljana paivana perakkai visitor-charrulla ja aina huus vittuperkeleita ku oli seuraavana paivana kadonnu hahmo... ja uutta putkeen :)
#248
Finnish
Submitted by: Shay
At: Jan 26 2004
Rating: 12
Darol [party]: naita tas partissa varmaan ahistas tietaa etta castin vaan sepot pois et voin sit twiddlaa tas :) Darol [party]: kappas lotto
#257
English
Submitted by: Cyberlahko
At: Jan 28 2004
Rating: 12
Ghost of Makke [party]: let's get eq, if they dest we can always quit playing bat. its a win-win situation
#259
English
Submitted by: Juggelo
At: Jan 28 2004
Rating: 12
Shardik <wiz>: heh, as if we wouldn't play mort chars already Shardik <wiz>: right guys? Shardik <wiz>: ... guys?
#292
English
Submitted by: Broetchen
At: Feb 4 2004
Rating: 12
Broetchen {party}: makke cast go at hable Broetchen {party}: makke cast go at hablp Broetchen {party}: makke cast go at habl8gegoe Broetchen {party}: youknowwhatimean Makke [party]: Your latest commands of at least 5 characters: Makke [party]: 1 : history Makke [party]: 2 : goo hablo Makke [party]: 3 : goo halbo Makke [party]: 4 : goo habo
#675
Finnish
Submitted by: Enochian
At: Jun 23 2004
Rating: 12
Kharadus {party}: keuhkoahtauma mul varmaa on jo ensmäsen tai toisen asteen mut ei jaksa kiinnostaa ku ei se idlaamista ja runkkaamista haittaa Enochian (party): sit ku rupeet hengästyy silleen ettet jaksa runkkaa ni voit huolestua Kharadus {party}: no ei sillo o viel hätää ku nyt o tavotteena yleensä pitkittää wankkikokemust mahdollisimman pitkään, jos alkaa hengästyyn ni pitää siirtyy vaan perusvatkaukseen ilman extroja
#1053
Unset Language
Submitted by: Typhos
At: Jan 10 2005
Rating: 12
Eagleray [newbie]: can i join to vampire/titan if i have died over 3 times
#1101
Finnish
Submitted by: Enochian
At: Feb 4 2005
Rating: 12
Pahvi <suomi>: joskus ihmetyttää että miten niinpaljon masturboiva ryhmä ku mudarit jaksaa vielä kiukutella
#1179
Unset Language
Submitted by: Traveler
At: Apr 3 2005
Rating: 12
Nu [party]: You expose yourself to Little child. Nu [party]: Little child rampages towards you as he sees the opening. Nu [party]: Little child's hit barely nudges you. Nu [party]: You have trouble but manage to deliver a kick in Little child's Nu [party]: crotch making him moan and immobalize him for a moment.
#1258
Unset Language
Submitted by: Cyberman
At: Jun 6 2005
Rating: 12
Welwood [bat]: I'm a nice, clean, healthy guy who makes decent money and knows how to treat other people reasonably well, I'm just looking for a nice, wholesome girl who's into long walks on the beach, theatre, casual intelligent coversation and homemade hardcore anal videos
#1399
Unset Language
Submitted by: Enochian
At: Oct 29 2005
Rating: 12
Dewberry [newbie]: help i want to become a bludgeon
#1516
English
Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Feb 24 2006
Rating: 12
[06:34]:Dryad [chat]: what sound do elk make anyway? [06:34]:Ssmud [chat]: elllllllllllllllk [06:34]:Dryad [chat]: I'm trying to picture it mooing.. or braying [06:34]:Enochian (chat): AAABALA LAHABAALALA HALAB BLAHA HABLA BLA LALA AAABLAHLALA HAABALA! LAH LAH BLAHA. NYUK NYUK NYUK!! HALABA AHHAL BAHALA MULAHA HABBAL BALAHA ABBAH MUAHALA MUAHALA HLALABA HAABALA HAABALA! [06:34]:Dryad [chat]: hah :) [06:34]:Ssmud [chat]: i think enochian hit that perfect [06:34]:Zard (chat): bloody hell, kill them all, that sounds horrible
#1526
English
Submitted by: Sephiroth
At: Mar 1 2006
Rating: 12
Jacen [wanted]: records of how many dalesmen guards delveling has killed in his career, paying 3k if that number is > 1,000,000 Delveling (wanted): whole 3k :P Jacen [wanted]: cause you should be THAT embarassed:D Stargazer [wanted]: i've heard that "bat stats" works :P Jacen [bat]: stats Screwdriver [bat]: stats Blayke {bat}: stats Jacen [bat]: fuck you Freld [wanted]: jacen its not his fault its all he knows Stargazer [bat]: :D Wirah [bat]: hahahaha Jek [wanted]: surgery to 100 Nina {bat}: :D Blayke {bat}: oops (bat): Delveling rolls on the floor laughing. Fil [bat]: HAHAHA [bat]: Tornipeikko laughs out loud. Delveling (bat): OMFG thats funny Blayke {bat}: sniffle, got me :P
#74
Finnish
Submitted by: Shay
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 13
Bracelets: the dark bracelets of azakh-khanan labeled as (Termari) <red glow> You say 'onko sulla muka omalla nimella azakh bracut.' Termari roars 'on.' You say 'mitas muita nimia.' Termari roars 'kaikenlaisia...=).' You say 'siis ootko muka tehny ton joskus.' Termari roars 'en oo' You say 'no mites se sitte omalla nimella.' Termari roars 'label.'
#124
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Jan 6 2004
Rating: 13
Bunny shouts 'Kerpele is in a much warmer place now!' Malicat [ghost]: hey, turbo bunnies are scary! Ghost of Kerpele [ghost]: it wasnt turbo
#146
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 13
Monty [bat]: I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous
#212
Finnish
Submitted by: Nocturtest
At: Jan 19 2004
Rating: 13
(kyseessä batin pahamaineisimmat thifut) Capula [fin]: paras esimerkki on varmaa se ku matte saapu ruutuu ni toum saikahti nii etta quittas ja kamat tipahti maaha
#252
English
Submitted by: Bahumat
At: Jan 26 2004
Rating: 13
Blitzer <wiz>: I'll just implement it, crash the mud, gets some money and equipment out of the game, players whine, we're happy, sounds like a plan