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#1101
Finnish
Submitted by: Enochian
At: Feb 4 2005
Rating: 12
Pahvi <suomi>: joskus ihmetyttää että miten niinpaljon masturboiva ryhmä ku mudarit jaksaa vielä kiukutella
#1179
Unset Language
Submitted by: Traveler
At: Apr 3 2005
Rating: 12
Nu [party]: You expose yourself to Little child. Nu [party]: Little child rampages towards you as he sees the opening. Nu [party]: Little child's hit barely nudges you. Nu [party]: You have trouble but manage to deliver a kick in Little child's Nu [party]: crotch making him moan and immobalize him for a moment.
#1258
Unset Language
Submitted by: Cyberman
At: Jun 6 2005
Rating: 12
Welwood [bat]: I'm a nice, clean, healthy guy who makes decent money and knows how to treat other people reasonably well, I'm just looking for a nice, wholesome girl who's into long walks on the beach, theatre, casual intelligent coversation and homemade hardcore anal videos
#1399
Unset Language
Submitted by: Enochian
At: Oct 29 2005
Rating: 12
Dewberry [newbie]: help i want to become a bludgeon
#1516
English
Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Feb 24 2006
Rating: 12
[06:34]:Dryad [chat]: what sound do elk make anyway? [06:34]:Ssmud [chat]: elllllllllllllllk [06:34]:Dryad [chat]: I'm trying to picture it mooing.. or braying [06:34]:Enochian (chat): AAABALA LAHABAALALA HALAB BLAHA HABLA BLA LALA AAABLAHLALA HAABALA! LAH LAH BLAHA. NYUK NYUK NYUK!! HALABA AHHAL BAHALA MULAHA HABBAL BALAHA ABBAH MUAHALA MUAHALA HLALABA HAABALA HAABALA! [06:34]:Dryad [chat]: hah :) [06:34]:Ssmud [chat]: i think enochian hit that perfect [06:34]:Zard (chat): bloody hell, kill them all, that sounds horrible
#1526
English
Submitted by: Sephiroth
At: Mar 1 2006
Rating: 12
Jacen [wanted]: records of how many dalesmen guards delveling has killed in his career, paying 3k if that number is > 1,000,000 Delveling (wanted): whole 3k :P Jacen [wanted]: cause you should be THAT embarassed:D Stargazer [wanted]: i've heard that "bat stats" works :P Jacen [bat]: stats Screwdriver [bat]: stats Blayke {bat}: stats Jacen [bat]: fuck you Freld [wanted]: jacen its not his fault its all he knows Stargazer [bat]: :D Wirah [bat]: hahahaha Jek [wanted]: surgery to 100 Nina {bat}: :D Blayke {bat}: oops (bat): Delveling rolls on the floor laughing. Fil [bat]: HAHAHA [bat]: Tornipeikko laughs out loud. Delveling (bat): OMFG thats funny Blayke {bat}: sniffle, got me :P
#74
Finnish
Submitted by: Shay
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 13
Bracelets: the dark bracelets of azakh-khanan labeled as (Termari) <red glow> You say 'onko sulla muka omalla nimella azakh bracut.' Termari roars 'on.' You say 'mitas muita nimia.' Termari roars 'kaikenlaisia...=).' You say 'siis ootko muka tehny ton joskus.' Termari roars 'en oo' You say 'no mites se sitte omalla nimella.' Termari roars 'label.'
#124
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Jan 6 2004
Rating: 13
Bunny shouts 'Kerpele is in a much warmer place now!' Malicat [ghost]: hey, turbo bunnies are scary! Ghost of Kerpele [ghost]: it wasnt turbo
#146
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 13
Monty [bat]: I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous
#212
Finnish
Submitted by: Nocturtest
At: Jan 19 2004
Rating: 13
(kyseessä batin pahamaineisimmat thifut) Capula [fin]: paras esimerkki on varmaa se ku matte saapu ruutuu ni toum saikahti nii etta quittas ja kamat tipahti maaha
#252
English
Submitted by: Bahumat
At: Jan 26 2004
Rating: 13
Blitzer <wiz>: I'll just implement it, crash the mud, gets some money and equipment out of the game, players whine, we're happy, sounds like a plan
#457
Unset Language
Submitted by: Darol
At: Mar 28 2004
Rating: 13
[13:37]:VIHHAAN (saato+): You feel full of battle rage! Victory is CERTAIN! [13:38]:Darol [saato+]: voisin valittaa karpolle ku ollaa joskus wipetty vaikka mäkin oon tota messuu saanu et victory is certain [13:38]:VIHHAAN (saato+): Karpo "Teille siis väitettiin että voitto on varma?" [13:38]:VIHHAAN (saato+): Darol "Kyllä" [13:38]:Heidel [saato+]: no voitto on varma, monsteri voitti [13:38]:VIHHAAN (saato+): Karpo "Ymmärsin että asia ei kuitenkaan ollut näin" [13:39]:VIHHAAN (saato+): Darol "niin" [13:39]:VIHHAAN (saato+): Karpo "Yritin tavoittaa bardi mestarin, kysyäkseni mistä oikein on kyse, hän kieltäytyi kommentoimasta" [13:40]:Heidel [saato+]: Bardimesteri "Painukaa jo vi**uuun sen kameranne kanssa"
#543
English
Submitted by: Cilwand
At: Apr 16 2004
Rating: 13
Cilwand [party]: # [party]: Strikerbum [Cilwand party] in [1] Tawno [party]: pok Cilwand [party]: ## [party]: Strikerbum [Cilwand party] in [2] "A laatutrigut hits you"
#555
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malar
At: Apr 24 2004
Rating: 13
Cyberman <wiz>: No no, I have no time for silly quarrels, I have to march forward in my world domination plans. Gront <wiz>: will the world be a better place then? Cyberman <wiz>: Let me detail you my plans. Cyberman <wiz>: 1.- Take control of the www.KittyMail.com site. Cyberman <wiz>: 2.- Cleverly use that mail server to send SPAM to 3 billion people all around the world with an ingeniously designed plot to enlarge their penis to astronomical sizes using a cheap bottle of semi-magical pills. Cyberman <wiz>: 3.- Use the proceeds to launch a hostile takeover for Microsoft. Cyberman <wiz>: 4.- Use Windows to secretly gather knowledge of world leaders' emails. Cyberman <wiz>: 5.- Blackmail them leaders with terrible closet-truths and force them to my service. Tomba <wiz>: my plan is much simpler Tomba <wiz>: 1. use my overpowering charisma and mind control to seize the dictatorship of the world Tomba <wiz>: 2. dominate Cyberman <wiz>: Seems my plan is a bit more failsafe. Tomba <wiz>: so you consider failure as an option?
#583
Finnish
Submitted by: Umbar
At: May 7 2004
Rating: 13
Cozmo (party): onku demo et liidaa equu niin kovas kännis ettei ees aamulla muista koko hommaa Habbar (party): -: demo ajoi kerran partin sisään monsulle tötsyissä ja rupes kattoon telkkua :- Demo (party): joo Demo (party): hehe :) Habbar (party): -: 2 henkilöä selvis :- Kape [party]: hihi Demo (party): no sielt tuli jotain tärkeetä!!
#720
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mordol
At: Jul 13 2004
Rating: 13
You tell Karamacho 'olisko drow suffeli rotu?' Karamacho tells you 'ei ku vitusti tyyppeja heittaa spermat muijan naamalle'
#808
English
Submitted by: Runeaxe
At: Aug 18 2004
Rating: 13
[22:56]:Voraax [ranger]: is sable aggro? or are people just messing with him? [22:57]:Rota [ranger]: yea' [22:57]:Rota [ranger]: 'cause we didn't win some hiking buttfuck shit ... [23:03]:Hobo [ranger]: I like it how he said "hello fellow ranger" before he destroyed me
#846
Unset Language
Submitted by: Silea
At: Sep 9 2004
Rating: 13
(22:01) Shinarae tells you 'what are you doing with an empty box?' (22:01) You tell Shinarae (busy) 'it was lonely. why?' (22:01) Shinarae tells you 'what a waste!' (22:02) Shinarae tells you 'just for that, you'll have to test something for me in ahalf hour' (22:02) You tell Shinarae (busy) 'i'm mining random materials for an alchie, but when i find a tasty looking tree, i cut it down and box it.' (22:02) You tell Shinarae (busy) 'the real question is, why do i, a pure merchie, have 2 empty cans?' (22:02) Shinarae tells you 'your cans do not concern me!' (22:03) You tell Shinarae (busy) 'so you're only interested in my box, not my cans? hmpf.' (22:04) Shinarae tells you 'hmm, this conversation ended in a much different place than it started'
#1004
Finnish
Submitted by: Juggelo
At: Dec 4 2004
Rating: 13
Alder [camelot+]: olis ollu Frodolla batin mithrillistä tehty paita Moriassa niin ei olis tarvinnu tehä ku 1 leffa
#1384
Unset Language
Submitted by: Lyriikka
At: Oct 19 2005
Rating: 13
Nazrix tells you 'what is (|)' Nazrix tells you 'what word?'