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#124
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Jan 6 2004
Rating: 13
Bunny shouts 'Kerpele is in a much warmer place now!' Malicat [ghost]: hey, turbo bunnies are scary! Ghost of Kerpele [ghost]: it wasnt turbo
#146
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 13
Monty [bat]: I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous
#212
Finnish
Submitted by: Nocturtest
At: Jan 19 2004
Rating: 13
(kyseessä batin pahamaineisimmat thifut) Capula [fin]: paras esimerkki on varmaa se ku matte saapu ruutuu ni toum saikahti nii etta quittas ja kamat tipahti maaha
#252
English
Submitted by: Bahumat
At: Jan 26 2004
Rating: 13
Blitzer <wiz>: I'll just implement it, crash the mud, gets some money and equipment out of the game, players whine, we're happy, sounds like a plan
#457
Unset Language
Submitted by: Darol
At: Mar 28 2004
Rating: 13
[13:37]:VIHHAAN (saato+): You feel full of battle rage! Victory is CERTAIN! [13:38]:Darol [saato+]: voisin valittaa karpolle ku ollaa joskus wipetty vaikka mäkin oon tota messuu saanu et victory is certain [13:38]:VIHHAAN (saato+): Karpo "Teille siis väitettiin että voitto on varma?" [13:38]:VIHHAAN (saato+): Darol "Kyllä" [13:38]:Heidel [saato+]: no voitto on varma, monsteri voitti [13:38]:VIHHAAN (saato+): Karpo "Ymmärsin että asia ei kuitenkaan ollut näin" [13:39]:VIHHAAN (saato+): Darol "niin" [13:39]:VIHHAAN (saato+): Karpo "Yritin tavoittaa bardi mestarin, kysyäkseni mistä oikein on kyse, hän kieltäytyi kommentoimasta" [13:40]:Heidel [saato+]: Bardimesteri "Painukaa jo vi**uuun sen kameranne kanssa"
#543
English
Submitted by: Cilwand
At: Apr 16 2004
Rating: 13
Cilwand [party]: # [party]: Strikerbum [Cilwand party] in [1] Tawno [party]: pok Cilwand [party]: ## [party]: Strikerbum [Cilwand party] in [2] "A laatutrigut hits you"
#583
Finnish
Submitted by: Umbar
At: May 7 2004
Rating: 13
Cozmo (party): onku demo et liidaa equu niin kovas kännis ettei ees aamulla muista koko hommaa Habbar (party): -: demo ajoi kerran partin sisään monsulle tötsyissä ja rupes kattoon telkkua :- Demo (party): joo Demo (party): hehe :) Habbar (party): -: 2 henkilöä selvis :- Kape [party]: hihi Demo (party): no sielt tuli jotain tärkeetä!!
#720
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mordol
At: Jul 13 2004
Rating: 13
You tell Karamacho 'olisko drow suffeli rotu?' Karamacho tells you 'ei ku vitusti tyyppeja heittaa spermat muijan naamalle'
#808
English
Submitted by: Runeaxe
At: Aug 18 2004
Rating: 13
[22:56]:Voraax [ranger]: is sable aggro? or are people just messing with him? [22:57]:Rota [ranger]: yea' [22:57]:Rota [ranger]: 'cause we didn't win some hiking buttfuck shit ... [23:03]:Hobo [ranger]: I like it how he said "hello fellow ranger" before he destroyed me
#846
Unset Language
Submitted by: Silea
At: Sep 9 2004
Rating: 13
(22:01) Shinarae tells you 'what are you doing with an empty box?' (22:01) You tell Shinarae (busy) 'it was lonely. why?' (22:01) Shinarae tells you 'what a waste!' (22:02) Shinarae tells you 'just for that, you'll have to test something for me in ahalf hour' (22:02) You tell Shinarae (busy) 'i'm mining random materials for an alchie, but when i find a tasty looking tree, i cut it down and box it.' (22:02) You tell Shinarae (busy) 'the real question is, why do i, a pure merchie, have 2 empty cans?' (22:02) Shinarae tells you 'your cans do not concern me!' (22:03) You tell Shinarae (busy) 'so you're only interested in my box, not my cans? hmpf.' (22:04) Shinarae tells you 'hmm, this conversation ended in a much different place than it started'
#1004
Finnish
Submitted by: Juggelo
At: Dec 4 2004
Rating: 13
Alder [camelot+]: olis ollu Frodolla batin mithrillistä tehty paita Moriassa niin ei olis tarvinnu tehä ku 1 leffa
#1384
Unset Language
Submitted by: Lyriikka
At: Oct 19 2005
Rating: 13
Nazrix tells you 'what is (|)' Nazrix tells you 'what word?'
#1411
Finnish
Submitted by: Twomi
At: Nov 3 2005
Rating: 13
Zhagaal [party]: mitä kele tää o Zhagaal [party]: anna mun protata Zhagaal arrives from north. Twomi (party): <| turpa kii, 50k morri ni jaksa oottaa montaa aoaa putkee |> Zhagaal [party]: jaa Twomi (party): <| anna liidu hoitaa hommasa ja tee vaa mita kasketaa =) |> Zhagaal left the party.
#41
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 14
Tyr [newbie]: thematrix is the best advertisement for birth control
#43
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 14
Jebu [sabres]: Your sexy gray pair of socks gets damaged; it's now in great condition. Jebu [sabres]: Actually that makes me wonder, how can a monster hit my socks when I'm wearing boots Caitline [sabres]: help skill find weakness Caitline [sabres]: monsters know how to hurt you more Jebu [sabres]: ah.. so it found my weakness Caitline [sabres]: for sexy socks??
#214
Finnish
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jan 19 2004
Rating: 14
Dupre begins twirling its weapons around in a display of SUPREME battle prowess. Zinko is NOT impressed. Mudax is NOT impressed. Little child is impressed by Dupre's display of battle prowess.
#477
Unset Language
Submitted by: Khonshu
At: Apr 1 2004
Rating: 14
Banba [bat]: hey finns, listen up. we need to know something real quick. does finns drink more beer or hard liquor? Huppu (bat): water Banba [bat]: water, ok im putting that down as huppu has no cash right now...
#555
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malar
At: Apr 24 2004
Rating: 14
Cyberman <wiz>: No no, I have no time for silly quarrels, I have to march forward in my world domination plans. Gront <wiz>: will the world be a better place then? Cyberman <wiz>: Let me detail you my plans. Cyberman <wiz>: 1.- Take control of the www.KittyMail.com site. Cyberman <wiz>: 2.- Cleverly use that mail server to send SPAM to 3 billion people all around the world with an ingeniously designed plot to enlarge their penis to astronomical sizes using a cheap bottle of semi-magical pills. Cyberman <wiz>: 3.- Use the proceeds to launch a hostile takeover for Microsoft. Cyberman <wiz>: 4.- Use Windows to secretly gather knowledge of world leaders' emails. Cyberman <wiz>: 5.- Blackmail them leaders with terrible closet-truths and force them to my service. Tomba <wiz>: my plan is much simpler Tomba <wiz>: 1. use my overpowering charisma and mind control to seize the dictatorship of the world Tomba <wiz>: 2. dominate Cyberman <wiz>: Seems my plan is a bit more failsafe. Tomba <wiz>: so you consider failure as an option?
#769
English
Submitted by: Kooper
At: Jul 28 2004
Rating: 14
Jacen says 'ress blackstar.' Hannibal mumbles 'no.' Jacen says 'so i can blast the fuck out of him.' Jacen says ':D.' Hannibal mumbles 'I won't remove him for ignore.' Jacen lets out an 'ah' of comprehension. Hannibal mumbles 'even for that.' Jacen goes 'MUAH'.
#842
English
Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Sep 5 2004
Rating: 14
Krnlpanik [party]: i have a new drinking game i like to play..everytime a party member dies, i get a beer