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#457
Unset Language
Submitted by: Darol
At: Mar 28 2004
Rating: 13
[13:37]:VIHHAAN (saato+): You feel full of battle rage! Victory is CERTAIN! [13:38]:Darol [saato+]: voisin valittaa karpolle ku ollaa joskus wipetty vaikka mäkin oon tota messuu saanu et victory is certain [13:38]:VIHHAAN (saato+): Karpo "Teille siis väitettiin että voitto on varma?" [13:38]:VIHHAAN (saato+): Darol "Kyllä" [13:38]:Heidel [saato+]: no voitto on varma, monsteri voitti [13:38]:VIHHAAN (saato+): Karpo "Ymmärsin että asia ei kuitenkaan ollut näin" [13:39]:VIHHAAN (saato+): Darol "niin" [13:39]:VIHHAAN (saato+): Karpo "Yritin tavoittaa bardi mestarin, kysyäkseni mistä oikein on kyse, hän kieltäytyi kommentoimasta" [13:40]:Heidel [saato+]: Bardimesteri "Painukaa jo vi**uuun sen kameranne kanssa"
#543
English
Submitted by: Cilwand
At: Apr 16 2004
Rating: 13
Cilwand [party]: # [party]: Strikerbum [Cilwand party] in [1] Tawno [party]: pok Cilwand [party]: ## [party]: Strikerbum [Cilwand party] in [2] "A laatutrigut hits you"
#583
Finnish
Submitted by: Umbar
At: May 7 2004
Rating: 13
Cozmo (party): onku demo et liidaa equu niin kovas kännis ettei ees aamulla muista koko hommaa Habbar (party): -: demo ajoi kerran partin sisään monsulle tötsyissä ja rupes kattoon telkkua :- Demo (party): joo Demo (party): hehe :) Habbar (party): -: 2 henkilöä selvis :- Kape [party]: hihi Demo (party): no sielt tuli jotain tärkeetä!!
#720
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mordol
At: Jul 13 2004
Rating: 13
You tell Karamacho 'olisko drow suffeli rotu?' Karamacho tells you 'ei ku vitusti tyyppeja heittaa spermat muijan naamalle'
#808
English
Submitted by: Runeaxe
At: Aug 18 2004
Rating: 13
[22:56]:Voraax [ranger]: is sable aggro? or are people just messing with him? [22:57]:Rota [ranger]: yea' [22:57]:Rota [ranger]: 'cause we didn't win some hiking buttfuck shit ... [23:03]:Hobo [ranger]: I like it how he said "hello fellow ranger" before he destroyed me
#846
Unset Language
Submitted by: Silea
At: Sep 9 2004
Rating: 13
(22:01) Shinarae tells you 'what are you doing with an empty box?' (22:01) You tell Shinarae (busy) 'it was lonely. why?' (22:01) Shinarae tells you 'what a waste!' (22:02) Shinarae tells you 'just for that, you'll have to test something for me in ahalf hour' (22:02) You tell Shinarae (busy) 'i'm mining random materials for an alchie, but when i find a tasty looking tree, i cut it down and box it.' (22:02) You tell Shinarae (busy) 'the real question is, why do i, a pure merchie, have 2 empty cans?' (22:02) Shinarae tells you 'your cans do not concern me!' (22:03) You tell Shinarae (busy) 'so you're only interested in my box, not my cans? hmpf.' (22:04) Shinarae tells you 'hmm, this conversation ended in a much different place than it started'
#1004
Finnish
Submitted by: Juggelo
At: Dec 4 2004
Rating: 13
Alder [camelot+]: olis ollu Frodolla batin mithrillistä tehty paita Moriassa niin ei olis tarvinnu tehä ku 1 leffa
#1384
Unset Language
Submitted by: Lyriikka
At: Oct 19 2005
Rating: 13
Nazrix tells you 'what is (|)' Nazrix tells you 'what word?'
#1411
Finnish
Submitted by: Twomi
At: Nov 3 2005
Rating: 13
Zhagaal [party]: mitä kele tää o Zhagaal [party]: anna mun protata Zhagaal arrives from north. Twomi (party): <| turpa kii, 50k morri ni jaksa oottaa montaa aoaa putkee |> Zhagaal [party]: jaa Twomi (party): <| anna liidu hoitaa hommasa ja tee vaa mita kasketaa =) |> Zhagaal left the party.
#41
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 14
Tyr [newbie]: thematrix is the best advertisement for birth control
#43
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 14
Jebu [sabres]: Your sexy gray pair of socks gets damaged; it's now in great condition. Jebu [sabres]: Actually that makes me wonder, how can a monster hit my socks when I'm wearing boots Caitline [sabres]: help skill find weakness Caitline [sabres]: monsters know how to hurt you more Jebu [sabres]: ah.. so it found my weakness Caitline [sabres]: for sexy socks??
#214
Finnish
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jan 19 2004
Rating: 14
Dupre begins twirling its weapons around in a display of SUPREME battle prowess. Zinko is NOT impressed. Mudax is NOT impressed. Little child is impressed by Dupre's display of battle prowess.
#477
Unset Language
Submitted by: Khonshu
At: Apr 1 2004
Rating: 14
Banba [bat]: hey finns, listen up. we need to know something real quick. does finns drink more beer or hard liquor? Huppu (bat): water Banba [bat]: water, ok im putting that down as huppu has no cash right now...
#555
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malar
At: Apr 24 2004
Rating: 14
Cyberman <wiz>: No no, I have no time for silly quarrels, I have to march forward in my world domination plans. Gront <wiz>: will the world be a better place then? Cyberman <wiz>: Let me detail you my plans. Cyberman <wiz>: 1.- Take control of the www.KittyMail.com site. Cyberman <wiz>: 2.- Cleverly use that mail server to send SPAM to 3 billion people all around the world with an ingeniously designed plot to enlarge their penis to astronomical sizes using a cheap bottle of semi-magical pills. Cyberman <wiz>: 3.- Use the proceeds to launch a hostile takeover for Microsoft. Cyberman <wiz>: 4.- Use Windows to secretly gather knowledge of world leaders' emails. Cyberman <wiz>: 5.- Blackmail them leaders with terrible closet-truths and force them to my service. Tomba <wiz>: my plan is much simpler Tomba <wiz>: 1. use my overpowering charisma and mind control to seize the dictatorship of the world Tomba <wiz>: 2. dominate Cyberman <wiz>: Seems my plan is a bit more failsafe. Tomba <wiz>: so you consider failure as an option?
#769
English
Submitted by: Kooper
At: Jul 28 2004
Rating: 14
Jacen says 'ress blackstar.' Hannibal mumbles 'no.' Jacen says 'so i can blast the fuck out of him.' Jacen says ':D.' Hannibal mumbles 'I won't remove him for ignore.' Jacen lets out an 'ah' of comprehension. Hannibal mumbles 'even for that.' Jacen goes 'MUAH'.
#842
English
Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Sep 5 2004
Rating: 14
Krnlpanik [party]: i have a new drinking game i like to play..everytime a party member dies, i get a beer
#1091
Unset Language
Submitted by: Kyynel
At: Jan 29 2005
Rating: 14
Orthanc [skull+]: sunnuntai / maanantai valisen yon paivysta kyssilla :/ Desotarion (skull+): jeesh, eli sunnuntai/maanantai välisen yön koettaa olla joutumatta kyssii Rutaliator [skull+]: je Rutaliator [skull+]: kiva kuitenki olis elää ens viikkoo Rutaliator [skull+]: ei sillä ettei luotettas ortin osaamisee :) Desotarion (skull+): noloo jos viimenen mielikuva tästä elämästä on et joku lekuri hokee 'mumbo jumbo' siin vieres ku henki menee
#1095
Unset Language
Submitted by: Fizzl
At: Feb 1 2005
Rating: 14
Mordac <suomi>: noissa kuvissa noi missit on vielä jotenkin ihmismäisen näköisiä. mutta oottakaas kun tulee skabapäivä niin ne irvistää kuin sitruunan syöneet hevoset ja tukka on vedetty niin kireelle kampaukselle että silmät venyy viiruiksi. naamassa on pakkelia kuin sikstuksen kappelissa ja harrastuksista bilettäminen on vaihtunut tsunamien ehkäisyksi.
#1133
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malekith
At: Feb 27 2005
Rating: 14
Blasterr [merchant]: carts work also when not a merch? I mean will my cart stay even if I NO ET OLLU HOMO REINSSAAMASSA, MENE PILLUUN SIITÄ ETES AATTELEMASTA!!!11 out of merchs? Blasterr [merchant]: damn that alias..
#1170
Finnish
Submitted by: Dazzt
At: Mar 28 2005
Rating: 14
Saucer <fodder+>: hmm, onko tässä pelissä yhtään mörriä nimeltä jeesus? Saucer <fodder+>: jos ois niin vois sanoa "keskiviikkona on noppajeesus" Capula {fodder+}: raamattuaiheinen area, siinapa idea Capula {fodder+}: lopussa pitaa ristiinnaulita jeesus Capula {fodder+}: equna on graalin malja Glaurung [fodder+]: ja se pitää tehä amfin sisäl ni se ei avoidaa ja wimpyy uppiin? Geryon (fodder+): sellanen pitkä questi missä idis on kiusata jeesusta, siitähän tulee monta equa itse asiassa Geryon (fodder+): spear of destiny, graalin malja jne Capula {fodder+}: torinon kaarinliinat Capula {fodder+}: ja perkule, burglecrowniha on okaista tehty, eli oliko jeesuksella burgle crowni paassa ku se naulittii? Saucer <fodder+>: yksi eku ois joku 80kg risti Saucer <fodder+>: ...nunnarelsu Glaurung [fodder+]: se olis kova wepa Glaurung [fodder+]: eiku crossi, sit jos siin o jesus ni se lyö lujempaa Glaurung [fodder+]: Wielded in right: A huge wooden cross ( Jesus nailed onto it) ... complete log: http://www.bat.org/u/B=k