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#738
Finnish
Submitted by: Night
At: Jul 19 2004
Rating: 16
Brog tells you 'kaarlessa... =) mentiin sinne kabinettiin sampan kans jaistuttiin siinä sitte yhelle sohvalle ja siinä sitte istu yks muija viereen jaalko juttelemaan' Brog tells you 'olin siinä oman aikani vaan ihan hiljaa poltellen tupakkaa jasanoin sitten että "moon mäkkaiver"' Brog tells you '... ...' Brog tells you '... et kyllä arvaa mutta se lähti pois' Brog tells you 'sama muijja tuli vielä myöhemminkin juttelemaan... ja sanoiettä "hei, haluaisitko nää jutella hetken"' Brog tells you 'vedin sille sitten vulcan tervehdyksen ja kun se kysy mikä seoli niin sanoin että "vulcan tervehdys"' Brog tells you 'ei... en tajua näitä nykyajan muijjia'
#1051
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jan 7 2005
Rating: 16
Noctur <suomi>: no gnnh, eikos noita .tiffeja pitas pystya avaan ihan suht tavallisilla ohjelmilla? Argael [suomi]: TIFFIT HUUDETTU!!
#1182
Unset Language
Submitted by: Smoking
At: Apr 10 2005
Rating: 16
[11:59]:Eronk [wanted]: delveling youre level 100, act like it [12:00]:Delveling {wanted}: i did i killed them all
#267
Finnish
Submitted by: Juggelo
At: Jan 29 2004
Rating: 17
Info: Hoar recovers from link death. Cevap [twilight+]: a pol bos biu anty all ne sam anty evil undead hoar hoar hoar SADKA SADJKA DD:DDDDOOO DAS Huara [twilight+]: mitä vittua cevappi Huara [twilight+]: aargh... meen takas nukkumaan Info: Hoar goes link dead. (The special nicknames provide endless joy)
#317
English
Submitted by: Malack
At: Feb 18 2004
Rating: 17
Gront <eiz>: grr I can't copy it now Gront <eiz>: my gf's computer has an SSH version which doesn't allow me to connect localhost Durand <eiz>: you're gf uses bat's machine? Gront <eiz>: no. As I said, I can't connect to bat machine from this computer Durand <eiz>: yes, but if localhost is that machine.. are we running on that machine Gront <eiz>: possibly Tomba <eiz>: well I'm using localhost too Cyberman <eiz>: Tomba is Gront's girlfriend? Gront <eiz>: I'm sure it will harm nobody if you just forget what I said earlier :) Durand <eiz>: seems to be, cyberman Durand <eiz>: cyberman? Cyberman <eiz>: Yes Durand? Durand <eiz>: i dont think we want to ask any more questions Cyberman <eiz>: Nod, better go idle and pretend nothing happened. Durand <eiz>: lovely weather Jaina <eiz>: How about those Mets? Dino <eiz>: How about that copy
#634
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malar
At: Jun 3 2004
Rating: 17
Brog tells Grizzt, Femko and you 'i went to one swedish bar and the bouncer wanted to see my id... and as soon as he noticed that i'm fin he asked if i have any kníves with me...' Brog tells Grizzt, Femko and you 'well... i asked him why does he think that i'd be carrying a knife with me' Brog tells Grizzt, Femko and you 'and he answered that he was just checking...' Brog tells Grizzt, Femko and you 'i 'puuhed' and and said ok... just go ahead... no but wait... are you gay?' Brog tells Grizzt, Femko and you 'and he asked what makes me think so... "nothing, just checking"'
#1383
Unset Language
Submitted by: Tascruel
At: Oct 18 2005
Rating: 17
Doing Zonni event tho were missing a part, Delveling sells it for 50k.. As we start killing the statue weirdly delveling keeps runnin invis around.. ..And desides to banish our party and kill the mob alone! -> Statue of Zonni shouts 'Delveling is a LOSER!' So we kill it and get a kickass laughs! Gotta love this guy!
#42
English
Submitted by: Shardik
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 18
Stalgrad {rsf+}: anyone know of a way to get ebony material? Banba [rsf+]: date a black porn star?
#179
Finnish
Submitted by: Shay
At: Jan 14 2004
Rating: 18
Darol tells you 'tanaan vastaan tuli joku tosi hyvannakonen muija ja mietin etta antasin kyl vaikka 10dex ringin jos tommosen sais kotii ja sitten mietin etta MITA HELVETTII! Sitten mietin jo uudestaan etta MITA HELVETTII kun tajusin etta sanoin sen ekan kerran sen takia etta mulla ei ole 10dex ringii, enka sen takia etta yritan saada muijii mudikamoilla. Pitaskohan valilla pitaa mudista taukoo'
#243
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Jan 25 2004
Rating: 18
Thematrix [wanted]: Why does Jebu submit so many quotes and why do they all seem to be biased towards me looking like a moron?
#328
English
Submitted by: Lyriikka
At: Feb 20 2004
Rating: 18
A firework explodes "G" in the sky. A firework explodes "r" in the sky. A firework explodes "i" in the sky. A firework explodes "zarych" in the sky. A firework explodes "zarych" in the sky. A firework explodes "t" in the sky.
#540
Unset Language
Submitted by: Entor
At: Apr 15 2004
Rating: 18
Cranberry Juice the Sprite partydruid < EXPEXP > Gin N'tonic the Human low on beer, sniff < EXPEXP > Cola Kossulla the Duck < k > Jack Daniels the Wolfman kickin' back < EXPEXP > Cola [party]: mitä vittua :p
#1111
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ruffneck
At: Feb 10 2005
Rating: 18
Merioli [party]: where is my vacuum blast Merioli [party]: W T F Era (party): ? Merioli [party]: I lost a complete spell.. Merioli [party]: how the fuck Era (party): ? Merioli [party]: vacuum blast Merioli [party]: is asphyxiation biggest single Merioli [party]: right? Ruffneck [party]: blast vacuum? Merioli [party]: right :P
#1462
Unset Language
Submitted by: Yarthetiger
At: Dec 28 2005
Rating: 18
[05:37]:Doug [newbie]: how do i remove my surname/ [05:37]:Azalea [newbie]: you have to get a merchant to do it [05:37]:Argoroth [newbie]: You need a merchant for that. [05:37]:Yarthetiger [newbie]: ask a merchant [05:37]:Doug [wanted]: ranger to remove surname
#368
Unset Language
Submitted by: Laaban
At: Mar 2 2004
Rating: 19
Cevap arrives from south. Cevap says 'STOP DEPOSIT OF SOMETHING!!!say STOP DEPOSIT OF SOMETHING!!!command play KMET.' Cevap leaves south.
#640
Unset Language
Submitted by: Merioli
At: Jun 6 2004
Rating: 19
Aria [wanted]: Help! some player is trying to kill me and keeps making very rude remarks about my face. His name is Spectre, can anyone please help me or tell him to stop?
#1412
Unset Language
Submitted by: Bleezuz
At: Nov 5 2005
Rating: 20
Gore <bat>: *eye Gore <bat>: no just Tonto (bat): haha! Info: Tonto dies. Tonto (camelot+): No registered deaths. Tonto (camelot+): zappeja ei näköjään lasketa
#79
Finnish
Submitted by: Captnapalm
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 21
Soya tells you 'kauanko kananmunia pitaa keittaa?' Soya tells you 'ajattelin meinaan teha!' You tell Soya 'tunnista kahteen' Soya tells you 'tah niin kauan?'
#247
Finnish
Submitted by: Pertulio
At: Jan 26 2004
Rating: 21
Darol [party]: näitä täs partissa varmaan ahistas tietää että castin vaan sepot pois et voin sit twiddlaa täs :) Darol [party]: kappas lotto Shay [party]: hahahaha Darol [party]: no perkele pitää kai alkaa panostaa sit :D Zhaman [party]: ihan sama mitä teette :)
#905
Unset Language
Submitted by: Geryon
At: Sep 29 2004
Rating: 21
Saucer <zerg+>: hihi. otin tuossa vatkaimen kaapista ja laitoin seinään ja aloin sovitella teriä pohjaan. ihmetytti kun se oli metallinen ja reikiä oli enemmän kuin kaksi Saucer <zerg+>: hölmöhkö olo seisoa kattilan ääressä silitysrauta kädessä