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#42
English
Submitted by: Shardik
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 18
Stalgrad {rsf+}: anyone know of a way to get ebony material? Banba [rsf+]: date a black porn star?
#179
Finnish
Submitted by: Shay
At: Jan 14 2004
Rating: 18
Darol tells you 'tanaan vastaan tuli joku tosi hyvannakonen muija ja mietin etta antasin kyl vaikka 10dex ringin jos tommosen sais kotii ja sitten mietin etta MITA HELVETTII! Sitten mietin jo uudestaan etta MITA HELVETTII kun tajusin etta sanoin sen ekan kerran sen takia etta mulla ei ole 10dex ringii, enka sen takia etta yritan saada muijii mudikamoilla. Pitaskohan valilla pitaa mudista taukoo'
#243
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Jan 25 2004
Rating: 18
Thematrix [wanted]: Why does Jebu submit so many quotes and why do they all seem to be biased towards me looking like a moron?
#328
English
Submitted by: Lyriikka
At: Feb 20 2004
Rating: 18
A firework explodes "G" in the sky. A firework explodes "r" in the sky. A firework explodes "i" in the sky. A firework explodes "zarych" in the sky. A firework explodes "zarych" in the sky. A firework explodes "t" in the sky.
#540
Unset Language
Submitted by: Entor
At: Apr 15 2004
Rating: 18
Cranberry Juice the Sprite partydruid < EXPEXP > Gin N'tonic the Human low on beer, sniff < EXPEXP > Cola Kossulla the Duck < k > Jack Daniels the Wolfman kickin' back < EXPEXP > Cola [party]: mitä vittua :p
#1111
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ruffneck
At: Feb 10 2005
Rating: 18
Merioli [party]: where is my vacuum blast Merioli [party]: W T F Era (party): ? Merioli [party]: I lost a complete spell.. Merioli [party]: how the fuck Era (party): ? Merioli [party]: vacuum blast Merioli [party]: is asphyxiation biggest single Merioli [party]: right? Ruffneck [party]: blast vacuum? Merioli [party]: right :P
#1462
Unset Language
Submitted by: Yarthetiger
At: Dec 28 2005
Rating: 18
[05:37]:Doug [newbie]: how do i remove my surname/ [05:37]:Azalea [newbie]: you have to get a merchant to do it [05:37]:Argoroth [newbie]: You need a merchant for that. [05:37]:Yarthetiger [newbie]: ask a merchant [05:37]:Doug [wanted]: ranger to remove surname
#368
Unset Language
Submitted by: Laaban
At: Mar 2 2004
Rating: 19
Cevap arrives from south. Cevap says 'STOP DEPOSIT OF SOMETHING!!!say STOP DEPOSIT OF SOMETHING!!!command play KMET.' Cevap leaves south.
#640
Unset Language
Submitted by: Merioli
At: Jun 6 2004
Rating: 19
Aria [wanted]: Help! some player is trying to kill me and keeps making very rude remarks about my face. His name is Spectre, can anyone please help me or tell him to stop?
#1412
Unset Language
Submitted by: Bleezuz
At: Nov 5 2005
Rating: 20
Gore <bat>: *eye Gore <bat>: no just Tonto (bat): haha! Info: Tonto dies. Tonto (camelot+): No registered deaths. Tonto (camelot+): zappeja ei näköjään lasketa
#79
Finnish
Submitted by: Captnapalm
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 21
Soya tells you 'kauanko kananmunia pitaa keittaa?' Soya tells you 'ajattelin meinaan teha!' You tell Soya 'tunnista kahteen' Soya tells you 'tah niin kauan?'
#247
Finnish
Submitted by: Pertulio
At: Jan 26 2004
Rating: 21
Darol [party]: näitä täs partissa varmaan ahistas tietää että castin vaan sepot pois et voin sit twiddlaa täs :) Darol [party]: kappas lotto Shay [party]: hahahaha Darol [party]: no perkele pitää kai alkaa panostaa sit :D Zhaman [party]: ihan sama mitä teette :)
#905
Unset Language
Submitted by: Geryon
At: Sep 29 2004
Rating: 21
Saucer <zerg+>: hihi. otin tuossa vatkaimen kaapista ja laitoin seinään ja aloin sovitella teriä pohjaan. ihmetytti kun se oli metallinen ja reikiä oli enemmän kuin kaksi Saucer <zerg+>: hölmöhkö olo seisoa kattilan ääressä silitysrauta kädessä
#979
Unset Language
Submitted by: Broetchen
At: Nov 17 2004
Rating: 21
Kape [party]: next starts the pain in the ass part :D Gotrek {party}: im swedish, no problemo
#1416
Unset Language
Submitted by: Necroken
At: Nov 11 2005
Rating: 21
q ! d d ! q
#149
English
Submitted by: Eronk
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 22
Delveling {party}: aegis u male ? , charater Eronk [party]: what do you mean :) Delveling {party}: female or male ? Delveling {party}: ingame Eronk [party]: emm umm Delveling {party}: one of us needs to be male Eronk [party]: hey delve Delveling {party}: yeah Eronk [party]: no one ever told you that mud sex is shown in finger Eronk [party]: ? Delveling {party}: she Eronk [party]: or either 'look' Delveling {party}: he Delveling {party}: cool Delveling DeleveleR is a level 100 mortal of the Cromagnon race.
#50
Finnish
Submitted by: Yorkaturr
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 23
Hit says 'a laatutrigut hits you.' Jokke {party}: laatutrigut hit me!
#852
Finnish
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Sep 13 2004
Rating: 23
(Vuonna -98 tjsp: ) Khaos [suomi]: siis mitä tää on? yritin osoittaa suolia ja ne alkoi puhumaan mulle? Nightfall [suomi]: tah? :) Khaos [suomi]: kirjoitin 'point gore' Khaos [suomi]: ja soit tuli: Gore tells you 'mitäs?'
#1069
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malystryx
At: Jan 18 2005
Rating: 23
[17:54]:Dangergirl [kinky+]: i've noticed that if you send a text message to a guy, it better be short and have a simple question in it in order to get an answer [17:55]:Dangergirl [kinky+]: so nothing like "i was thinking about going out for a dinner tonight and it would be nice if you could join me if you have time. not sure where to have that dinner yet, but i guess we could figure it out together." [17:56]:Dangergirl [kinky+]: more like "dinner at six in this and this place. can you come?" [17:57]:Dangergirl [kinky+]: and really, keep it short. they can't read too long stories. [17:57]:Dangergirl [kinky+]: you can see that in here. you paste or write a 10-liner to some channel and people are like "GAAH! you expect me to read that?!" [17:58]:Dangergirl [kinky+]: how most of them got through reading lord of the rings is beyond me. i would guess it has multiple lines of text in it. [17:58]:Dangergirl [kinky+]: i guess it has something to do with hobbits. hobbits raise their interests. [17:58]:Dangergirl [kinky+]: hobbits and boobs
#32
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 24
Alder [wanted]: sex with oksana fedorova Sitruuna (wanted): who is oksana fedorova ? :) Alder [wanted]: miss universum Qurp {wanted}: surgery to 100 Asolo [wanted]: qurp surgery wont help you with Oksana Qurp {wanted}: what was the emote for showing middle finger? Gotrek [wanted]: gf {wanted}: Qurp gives Asolo the finger. Qurp {wanted}: thanks Asolo [wanted]: :)