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#56
English
Submitted by: Dreamr
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 4
Jancsi [fishin+]: I'll go merchant only if merch's can cast... Jancsi [fishin+]: can they heal? have offensive spells? Melemkor <fishin+>: yep, heal armour, heal weapon... offensively they have fumble exchange money and fumble protect armour
#55
English
Submitted by: Kaz
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 4
Kronai tells you 'did i can summon you?'
#54
Finnish
Submitted by: Pertulio
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 2
Capula [party]: ilma prottia kuolen Fobbis [party]: fabsaa Capula [party]: Fabs Up! Capula [party]: lasketaanko tuo protiksi ? :(
#53
Finnish
Submitted by: Rasvat
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 5
Geryon [party]: fieldi on aina idlaajan Geryon [party]: murphyn laki
#52
English
Submitted by: Calmar
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 45
[18:50]:Arakorni <bat>: I have heard rumors of Durand's secondary characters that are on a killing spree now and then [18:50]:Thematrix [bat]: I'm not his secondary. [18:50]:Durand <bat>: I repeat: I'm not his secondary. [18:50]:Durand <bat>: oops [18:50]:Thematrix [bat]: ack wrong window
#51
English
Submitted by: Lythlandria
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 34
You tell Thematrix 'I thought you got removed' Thematrix tells you 'by who?' You tell Thematrix 'Gore' Thematrix tells you 'why?' Thematrix tells you 'ok i don't know what the fuck you are talking about' You tell Thematrix 'maybe he'll do it tomorrow' Thematrix tells you 'why would he and where do you get this idea?' You tell Thematrix 'forget it, I shouldn't be talking about it.' ...Minutes later... Thematrix tells Gore and you 'Lythlandria you fucking liar.' Gore tells Thematrix and you 'but a smart enough liar to almost causing you a heartattack :)' You tell Thematrix and Gore (idle 16h, 9min and 5s) 'lol :)'
#50
Finnish
Submitted by: Yorkaturr
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 23
Hit says 'a laatutrigut hits you.' Jokke {party}: laatutrigut hit me!
#49
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 3
Sianna tells you 'nail a paper plate to your face and you can change your expression with a magic marker'
#48
English
Submitted by: Grimsh
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 3
Gore <eiz>: what? you people don't understand swedish? how did you get to become wizards? >:-)
#47
Unset Language
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 3
Cyberman tells you 'According to logs you type save almost every 2 seconds.'
#46
English
Submitted by: Favorit
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 5
You say 'there's no spoon, ya know.' Coren exclaims 'but there's a fork()!'
#45
English
Submitted by: Dazzt
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 6
Peelo [party]: what mob has lead ring?
#44
English
Submitted by: Malar
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 6
Ssmud asks 'but what if i get shot by a .50 callibur automatic ground-air machine gun?' Dino says 'You'll get a reinc.' Dino says 'Free one.' Ssmud asks 'to angel?' Ssmud asks 'whats the stats?'
#43
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 14
Jebu [sabres]: Your sexy gray pair of socks gets damaged; it's now in great condition. Jebu [sabres]: Actually that makes me wonder, how can a monster hit my socks when I'm wearing boots Caitline [sabres]: help skill find weakness Caitline [sabres]: monsters know how to hurt you more Jebu [sabres]: ah.. so it found my weakness Caitline [sabres]: for sexy socks??
#42
English
Submitted by: Shardik
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 18
Stalgrad {rsf+}: anyone know of a way to get ebony material? Banba [rsf+]: date a black porn star?
#41
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 14
Tyr [newbie]: thematrix is the best advertisement for birth control
#40
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 12
Amorell [newbie]: Can you tell I've been programming all weekend?? You know, after you stare at letters for hours on end, they start to stare back.... Shardik <newbie>: we professionals call the staring letters 'design patterns'
#39
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 4
Steelheart (newbie): old zmud sucks Steelheart (newbie): believe me, i use it:) Steelheart (newbie): my couple bans are proof Devon [newbie]: couple of bans? Devon [newbie]: you had more than a couple of bans before I quit back in 97
#38
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 12
Zop tells you 'can u kill rolf and give him my axe?'
#37
English
Submitted by: Crysan
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 99
Kon [newbie]: are roosters always this TOUGH?! Stalgrad [newbie]: quit playin with yer cock Kon [newbie]: damn its hard Stalgrad [newbie]: it's cuz ya keep playin with it! Kon [newbie]: I am NOT playing with it I am trying to BEAT it!