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#149
English
Submitted by: Eronk
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 22
Delveling {party}: aegis u male ? , charater Eronk [party]: what do you mean :) Delveling {party}: female or male ? Delveling {party}: ingame Eronk [party]: emm umm Delveling {party}: one of us needs to be male Eronk [party]: hey delve Delveling {party}: yeah Eronk [party]: no one ever told you that mud sex is shown in finger Eronk [party]: ? Delveling {party}: she Eronk [party]: or either 'look' Delveling {party}: he Delveling {party}: cool Delveling DeleveleR is a level 100 mortal of the Cromagnon race.
#50
Finnish
Submitted by: Yorkaturr
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 23
Hit says 'a laatutrigut hits you.' Jokke {party}: laatutrigut hit me!
#852
Finnish
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Sep 13 2004
Rating: 23
(Vuonna -98 tjsp: ) Khaos [suomi]: siis mitä tää on? yritin osoittaa suolia ja ne alkoi puhumaan mulle? Nightfall [suomi]: tah? :) Khaos [suomi]: kirjoitin 'point gore' Khaos [suomi]: ja soit tuli: Gore tells you 'mitäs?'
#1069
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malystryx
At: Jan 18 2005
Rating: 23
[17:54]:Dangergirl [kinky+]: i've noticed that if you send a text message to a guy, it better be short and have a simple question in it in order to get an answer [17:55]:Dangergirl [kinky+]: so nothing like "i was thinking about going out for a dinner tonight and it would be nice if you could join me if you have time. not sure where to have that dinner yet, but i guess we could figure it out together." [17:56]:Dangergirl [kinky+]: more like "dinner at six in this and this place. can you come?" [17:57]:Dangergirl [kinky+]: and really, keep it short. they can't read too long stories. [17:57]:Dangergirl [kinky+]: you can see that in here. you paste or write a 10-liner to some channel and people are like "GAAH! you expect me to read that?!" [17:58]:Dangergirl [kinky+]: how most of them got through reading lord of the rings is beyond me. i would guess it has multiple lines of text in it. [17:58]:Dangergirl [kinky+]: i guess it has something to do with hobbits. hobbits raise their interests. [17:58]:Dangergirl [kinky+]: hobbits and boobs
#32
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 24
Alder [wanted]: sex with oksana fedorova Sitruuna (wanted): who is oksana fedorova ? :) Alder [wanted]: miss universum Qurp {wanted}: surgery to 100 Asolo [wanted]: qurp surgery wont help you with Oksana Qurp {wanted}: what was the emote for showing middle finger? Gotrek [wanted]: gf {wanted}: Qurp gives Asolo the finger. Qurp {wanted}: thanks Asolo [wanted]: :)
#1705
Unset Language
Submitted by: Xortoth
At: Oct 13 2006
Rating: 24
Rodah [newbie]: great i kill Conglomo for his shield. And death takeshis corpse away. who dead [ 1 ] Ghost of Conglomo
#188
Finnish
Submitted by: Capula
At: Jan 16 2004
Rating: 25
Aelius [party]: !? Aelius [party]: mitä sä teet Capula [party]: ( opettele kuuntelee mita partykanavalla sanotaa ) Capula [party]: ( sanoin etta corpsetrigut pois ) Capula [party]: ( enkos ) Aelius [party]: :( Force [party]: vaa joku 10x Force [party]: tai 15x Aelius [party]: no sen piti olla poissa Capula [party]: ( lisaksi vbtin sua 5x etka naa sitakaa ) Aelius [party]: perkeleen vittu Capula [party]: ( voiko olla sokeampaa jannua ) Capula [party]: ( heitappa se kirves kaivoo ku sullei oo kasia ni et voi wieldaa ) Aelius [party]: onha Capula [party]: ( no ei ole ) Capula [party]: ( kysy vaikka nailta muilta ) Aelius [party]: Wielded in left hand: Wielded in right hand
#484
English
Submitted by: Laaban
At: Apr 2 2004
Rating: 27
Jacen tells you 'T ELEL HIM I WILL KILL HIM XCUZ IM DRUNBK AND I AM ALL POWERFULY :D'
#567
Finnish
Submitted by: Geryon
At: Apr 28 2004
Rating: 27
Nitra [key]: hehe "Tiedustelu parvekkeiden lasittamisesta" Nitra [key]: Mitä edellytät parvekelaseilta? Rastita kolme tärkeintä. Nitra [key]: eka vaihtoehto, Turvallisuutta (ei putoamisvaaraa, murtosuoja) Nitra [key]: eiks tommosen pitäs olla iha perusvaatimus :P Geryon [key]: no onhan sitä lasia eri vahvuutta Nitra [key]: ehkä toi murtosuoja o iha aiheellinen mut että putoamisvaara Nitra [key]: jollekki o iha sama et putoileeks ne lasit miten sattuu? Nitra [key]: et kuha näyttää hienoilta Roscop [key]: ootsa nyt tosissas ton putoilun kanssa? Geryon [key]: varmaan putoamisvaara as in ei jannut putoile lasin läpi Glaurung [key]: koskaan en oo parvekkeelta pudonnu vaik ei oo laseja ollukaan! Roscop [key]: joo, maki vaha veikkaan silleen! :) Geryon [key]: ei tullu edes mieleen että se lasi siitä vois ittekseen tippua Glaurung [key]: hahahaa kelasiks nitra putoamisvaaran siten ettei ne lasit putoile itekseen=)? Roscop [key]: nakojaa :) Glaurung [key]: niiiitraaaa! Roscop [key]: nyt se luimistelee jossai hapeissaan :) Nitra [key]: no vittu Nitra [key]: sanoisivat selkeemmin saatana!
#1050
Unset Language
Submitted by: Pehtoori
At: Jan 7 2005
Rating: 27
A robin looking very interested in the sights down below arrives. Sancran aborts the spell casting. A robin looking very interested in the sights down below Lightscape (party): robin Cola (party): robin Zenick [party]: robin voi faak Yehat (party): huh? Lightscape (party): robin dies Yehat (party): toi linut ?) Pehtoori (party): seo lintu Pehtoori (party): tyhmat Cola (party): :P Demicore {party}: :D Yehat (party): punarinta, PAKOON Zenick [party]: pelästyin jo :D
#1154
Finnish
Submitted by: Spiral
At: Mar 14 2005
Rating: 27
(14:17) Valger tells you 'pitaa ihan laittaa full hpt kun menee naveihin 6m paalla ettei joku kasi tapahdu=)' Info: Valger dies. [14:18]:Ghost of Valger [ghost]: body spiral (14:21) Valger points at his own Felidae's sparkling crystal amulet. (14:21) Valger booms 'tos on crystal.' (14:22) Valger booms 'katoin tota.' (14:22) Valger points at his own Felidae's sparkling crystal amulet. (14:22) Valger booms 'toimii crystallina.' (14:22) Valger booms 'no sitten laitoin level train advance commandin.' (14:22) Valger booms 'sielta irtos 3x se.' (14:23) Valger booms 'no mista vitusta ma sen tajusin=).'
#80
English
Submitted by: Captnapalm
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 28
[15:02]:Arachon {sales}: you fuckeface polack KERAD you are fucking ingornign me so stop fucking aksing me any fucking stuff you fuckinc shitface [15:03]:Arachon {sales}: you ask me about 6 times every day sum fucking shit and you just cant stooodipid shitface check your ignore list so get lost alraedy [15:07]:Arachon {sales}: Kerad tells you 'why are you not answering?' VITTUTSAAAAATANA Kerad {sales}: ok, ok, i see it :|
#76
Finnish
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 29
Kawasa tells you '*** la crystal vai? ***' You tell Kawasa 'jep' Kawasa tells you '*** tuli dagger mahaan ***' You tell Kawasa 'look at crystal ja join?' Kawasa tells you '*** niin ***' You tell Kawasa 'ja on maxed tarmie jo?' Kawasa tells you '*** niin ***' You tell Kawasa 'laita uudestaa look at' You tell Kawasa 'se sanoo jotain' Kawasa tells you '*** its too dark to see ***' Kawasa tells you '*** meinaaks se mitään? ***' You tell Kawasa 'joo se meinaa että tarviit infraringin'
#115
English
Submitted by: Ere
At: Jan 4 2004
Rating: 30
Brock hops on one leg, flaps her arms and chants 'xafe ayz xckgandhuzqarr' Brock mumbles something inconcievable. Brock says 'ainii.' Brock disappears in a puff of smoke. Brock Scotty is a level 21 immortal.
#1388
English
Submitted by: Headway
At: Oct 23 2005
Rating: 31
Don [party]: forgive me, this battle tick is somthing I have never heard of or been told about Headway [party]: you're on lvl 92 ..? Don [party]: even as a blaster( a damned good one too) I never heard of it
#796
Finnish
Submitted by: Hora
At: Aug 9 2004
Rating: 32
Kerzebel [wanted]: sum and rp, quickly You tell Kerzebel 'en voi reloa sine misoot' Kerzebel tells you 'no sum area' Kerzebel tells you 'siks pyysin sum rp'
#853
Finnish
Submitted by: Torc
At: Sep 13 2004
Rating: 32
Rocker concentrates immensely and mumbles 'mega visa huijari' a small jeweled ring <red glow> vibrates slightly for a moment. Rocker [party]: div pr Rocker [party]: mikä tää ringi oli?
#339
English
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Feb 21 2004
Rating: 33
Fobia - is a level 33 mortal of the Troll race. She was created Thu Jul 27 00:50:37 2000 and she is 7d, 5h, 55min and 29s old. She has been on for 13h, 24min and 19s, idle 5s. She has killed: A white queen radiant in her glory, 61067 exp Alena, the acquisitionist, 85705 exp (party of 3) Plan: >Ottie tells you 'Did you just stole our queen?!!!' >You tell Ottie 'Nope' >Ottie tells you 'Ah, ok...'
#648
English
Submitted by: Dupre
At: Jun 11 2004
Rating: 33
Dupre (party): dimmi Lim [party]: You are casting 'summon slovenian war hero'
#1080
English
Submitted by: Logicus
At: Jan 23 2005
Rating: 33
Effigy [newbie]: how can you lure the peacock borthers ? Effigy [newbie]: out of their hosue Effigy [newbie]: i tried wearing cecilias sexy black suit but that didnt lure them out