You tell Thematrix 'I thought you got removed' Thematrix tells you 'by who?' You tell Thematrix 'Gore' Thematrix tells you 'why?' Thematrix tells you 'ok i don't know what the fuck you are talking about' You tell Thematrix 'maybe he'll do it tomorrow' Thematrix tells you 'why would he and where do you get this idea?' You tell Thematrix 'forget it, I shouldn't be talking about it.' ...Minutes later... Thematrix tells Gore and you 'Lythlandria you fucking liar.' Gore tells Thematrix and you 'but a smart enough liar to almost causing you a heartattack :)' You tell Thematrix and Gore (idle 16h, 9min and 5s) 'lol :)'

Hit says 'a laatutrigut hits you.' Jokke {party}: laatutrigut hit me!

Sianna tells you 'nail a paper plate to your face and you can change your expression with a magic marker'

Gore <eiz>: what? you people don't understand swedish? how did you get to become wizards? >:-)

Cyberman tells you 'According to logs you type save almost every 2 seconds.'

You say 'there's no spoon, ya know.' Coren exclaims 'but there's a fork()!'

Peelo [party]: what mob has lead ring?

Ssmud asks 'but what if i get shot by a .50 callibur automatic ground-air machine gun?' Dino says 'You'll get a reinc.' Dino says 'Free one.' Ssmud asks 'to angel?' Ssmud asks 'whats the stats?'

Jebu [sabres]: Your sexy gray pair of socks gets damaged; it's now in great condition. Jebu [sabres]: Actually that makes me wonder, how can a monster hit my socks when I'm wearing boots Caitline [sabres]: help skill find weakness Caitline [sabres]: monsters know how to hurt you more Jebu [sabres]: ah.. so it found my weakness Caitline [sabres]: for sexy socks??

Stalgrad {rsf+}: anyone know of a way to get ebony material? Banba [rsf+]: date a black porn star?

Tyr [newbie]: thematrix is the best advertisement for birth control

Amorell [newbie]: Can you tell I've been programming all weekend?? You know, after you stare at letters for hours on end, they start to stare back.... Shardik <newbie>: we professionals call the staring letters 'design patterns'

Steelheart (newbie): old zmud sucks Steelheart (newbie): believe me, i use it:) Steelheart (newbie): my couple bans are proof Devon [newbie]: couple of bans? Devon [newbie]: you had more than a couple of bans before I quit back in 97

Zop tells you 'can u kill rolf and give him my axe?'

Kon [newbie]: are roosters always this TOUGH?! Stalgrad [newbie]: quit playin with yer cock Kon [newbie]: damn its hard Stalgrad [newbie]: it's cuz ya keep playin with it! Kon [newbie]: I am NOT playing with it I am trying to BEAT it!

Kragan [wanted]: what kinda damage makes the head explode violently? Sillma [wanted]: alcohol

Thematrix [wanted]: name of guy who told me 3 years ago that if you "enter cauldron" in raven there are jewels in it. Celesta [wanted]: you finally found the cauldron eh?

Obah [newbie]: Just how many times I have to kick and hit a pigeon to kill it? Shay [newbie]: are you using kill? Obah [newbie]: 'kill' helped. Thanks :)

Thematrix [wanted]: summon to anywhere pretty Badun [wanted]: I heard they redecorated the newbie freezer

Alder [wanted]: sex with oksana fedorova Sitruuna (wanted): who is oksana fedorova ? :) Alder [wanted]: miss universum Qurp {wanted}: surgery to 100 Asolo [wanted]: qurp surgery wont help you with Oksana Qurp {wanted}: what was the emote for showing middle finger? Gotrek [wanted]: gf {wanted}: Qurp gives Asolo the finger. Qurp {wanted}: thanks Asolo [wanted]: :)