Cyberman tells you 'According to logs you type save almost every 2 seconds.'

You say 'there's no spoon, ya know.' Coren exclaims 'but there's a fork()!'

Peelo [party]: what mob has lead ring?

Ssmud asks 'but what if i get shot by a .50 callibur automatic ground-air machine gun?' Dino says 'You'll get a reinc.' Dino says 'Free one.' Ssmud asks 'to angel?' Ssmud asks 'whats the stats?'

Jebu [sabres]: Your sexy gray pair of socks gets damaged; it's now in great condition. Jebu [sabres]: Actually that makes me wonder, how can a monster hit my socks when I'm wearing boots Caitline [sabres]: help skill find weakness Caitline [sabres]: monsters know how to hurt you more Jebu [sabres]: ah.. so it found my weakness Caitline [sabres]: for sexy socks??

Stalgrad {rsf+}: anyone know of a way to get ebony material? Banba [rsf+]: date a black porn star?

Tyr [newbie]: thematrix is the best advertisement for birth control

Amorell [newbie]: Can you tell I've been programming all weekend?? You know, after you stare at letters for hours on end, they start to stare back.... Shardik <newbie>: we professionals call the staring letters 'design patterns'

Steelheart (newbie): old zmud sucks Steelheart (newbie): believe me, i use it:) Steelheart (newbie): my couple bans are proof Devon [newbie]: couple of bans? Devon [newbie]: you had more than a couple of bans before I quit back in 97

Zop tells you 'can u kill rolf and give him my axe?'

Kon [newbie]: are roosters always this TOUGH?! Stalgrad [newbie]: quit playin with yer cock Kon [newbie]: damn its hard Stalgrad [newbie]: it's cuz ya keep playin with it! Kon [newbie]: I am NOT playing with it I am trying to BEAT it!

Kragan [wanted]: what kinda damage makes the head explode violently? Sillma [wanted]: alcohol

Thematrix [wanted]: name of guy who told me 3 years ago that if you "enter cauldron" in raven there are jewels in it. Celesta [wanted]: you finally found the cauldron eh?

Obah [newbie]: Just how many times I have to kick and hit a pigeon to kill it? Shay [newbie]: are you using kill? Obah [newbie]: 'kill' helped. Thanks :)

Thematrix [wanted]: summon to anywhere pretty Badun [wanted]: I heard they redecorated the newbie freezer

Alder [wanted]: sex with oksana fedorova Sitruuna (wanted): who is oksana fedorova ? :) Alder [wanted]: miss universum Qurp {wanted}: surgery to 100 Asolo [wanted]: qurp surgery wont help you with Oksana Qurp {wanted}: what was the emote for showing middle finger? Gotrek [wanted]: gf {wanted}: Qurp gives Asolo the finger. Qurp {wanted}: thanks Asolo [wanted]: :)

Walor [wanted]: party for offie who makes shit fly! but cig first! Zulle [wanted]: laxative offtank?

Murdoch [wanted]: Quality reincs from Murdoch. Ask now. Slith [wanted]: Murdoch the owl [druids]: when can lillys be found?<< You sure they are QUALITY reincs?

Cyberman <bat>: We have a winner: Force tells you 'hmm i dont like sex between men ...pogowoko is the one you should talk about gay activities' Cyberman awards Force 1 points for completing '(Classified)' task. Ayli [bat]: ahha! so (classified) awards are for recommending "partners" to wizards!

Ilidor [party]: valilla kiihotun kyl noista huone desceistä aika paljon