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#1596
Unset Language
Submitted by: Blacksmith
At: May 21 2006
Rating: -4
Brillo reports: Hp: 1044 (1110) Sp: 505 (1231) Ep: 492 (492). Brillo starts concentrating on a new offensive spell. Sister Mabelle rolls her eyes while rubbing halo and sings out 'Ez' div' Air crackles as UNSEEN amount of holy power combines into Sister Mabelle's spell. Sister Mabelle grins as her dispel evil hits Brillo. Brillo lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood. Brillo staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless. Brillo is DEAD, R.I.P. Sister Mabelle shouts 'Brillo, I bet that HURT! *RAH RAH*' Brillo dies. Brillo's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black. Sister Mabelle smiles happily.
#2010
Unset Language
Submitted by: Freld
At: Aug 30 2008
Rating: -4
(00:39) You tell Halle 'eiksul oo stetarii messis!' (00:40) You tell Halle 'vai miks ajat aina 0.1sec enne hbta ettei saa extra roundii =P' (00:40) Halle tells you 'mikä se o'
#2035
Unset Language
Submitted by: Kiraffi
At: Jan 4 2009
Rating: -4
(23:34) Farliss tells you 'oon ennenki pelannu tata pelia' Että sillain!
#2234
Unset Language
Submitted by: Lammas
At: Jan 25 2011
Rating: -4
[19:12]:Lammas (party): we can kiss with nuane [19:13]:Nuane (party): i'd rather kiss some mobs
#2298
English
Submitted by: Cyberman
At: Sep 13 2012
Rating: -4
Cyberman <bat>: You know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of google... Sharx [bat]: hence u turn to batmud bat channel, there are some several intelligent people playing here.. and some total idiots Presence (bat): How can I increase flexibility so I can bite my toenails again? Choboeio [bat]: Buttsex. Sharx [bat]: point proven :-)
#1475
Unset Language
Submitted by: Dutois
At: Jan 13 2006
Rating: -5
Lazarus [wanted]: is there a key anywhere to firefoxes castle? Enochian (wanted): yes Lazarus [wanted]: where is it? please Dutois (wanted): next to that thing Enochian (wanted): on a mob, no prob. You emote to Enochian (*alkossa*) 'goes 'aww' at you.' You tell Enochian (*alkossa*) 'more vague, we have to be more vague' Enochian tells you 'Lazarus tells you 'wanna share which one?'' You tell Enochian (*alkossa*) 'hahaha' Enochian tells you 'You tell Lazarus 'no'' You tell Enochian (*alkossa*) 'lazy fuck' Enochian tells you 'jesus... the newbies nowadays..'
#1493
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Jan 25 2006
Rating: -5
[19:15]:Screwdriver [chat]: Vampire the masquerade : Redemption rocks :) [19:15]:Nyriori [chat]: it does [19:15]:Screwdriver [chat]: You only need the mouse so you can play it one handed :) [19:15]:Nyriori [chat]: ROTFL [19:15]:Screwdriver [chat]: Leaving my left hand free
#1540
Finnish
Submitted by: Balthas
At: Mar 18 2006
Rating: -5
You tell Humma (*Regain för me*) 'lipasit!' You tell Humma (*Regain för me*) 'miiiks' Humma tells you 'teki vaa mieli lipasta jotain tässä virtuaalisessa maailmassa' You tell Humma (*Regain för me*) 'mä sovellun siihen aika hyvin, karvanen pupu!' -virhe?
#1552
Unset Language
Submitted by: Calmis
At: Mar 25 2006
Rating: -5
Crx tells you 'mut onko sulle ikinä poliisi huutanut seis tai pysähdy'
#1563
Unset Language
Submitted by: Psymar
At: Apr 2 2006
Rating: -5
[14:56]:(sabres): Nargar reaches the final level of the guild! ... [21:29]:Nargar (sabres): how do you gain style points?
#1577
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Apr 24 2006
Rating: -5
Blayke {wanted}: mmmmmm...cock
#1593
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ooga
At: May 19 2006
Rating: -5
Dralith (bat): Gore's an arch here and a god in bed..
#1603
Unset Language
Submitted by: Valkrist
At: May 29 2006
Rating: -5
[19:29]:Tarken [wanted]: where is raven? Tarken Kalia is a level 50 mortal of the Human race. He was created Mon Nov 15 17:52:10 2004 and he is 67d, 23h, 5min and 47s old. (19:38) Tarken tells you 'I'm getting explore'
#1626
Unset Language
Submitted by: Xortoth
At: Jun 23 2006
Rating: -5
Naruto [party]: Rigger has gone unconscious!!! FA DD FAST!!!! Naruto [party]: OW Naruto [party]: OW Naruto [party]: OW Naruto [party]: OW Naruto [party]: OW Naruto [party]: OW Naruto [party]: HOLY CRAP Xortoth [party]: hmm Ghost of Rigger [party]: i'll be right back Ghost of Rigger [party]: don't go there Xortoth [party]: Stun Voided. (Unstun) Xortoth [party]: heh Ghost of Naruto [party]: XORTOTH WTF Xortoth [party]: what? Ghost of Naruto [party]: I HAD FUCKIN 500K EXP OJ Xortoth [party]: how is it my fault you died? Ghost of Naruto [party]: you ran into the lady Xortoth [party]: it tracked you fucken moron
#1939
Unset Language
Submitted by: Tarken
At: Feb 10 2008
Rating: -5
Kzar [legion+]: falled out - where leveling after 30`s posseble plz ?:) Tume (legion+): adventurers guild? Kzar [legion+]: thought so :) MasuMerch [legion+]: 23e 2s of the church altar! MasuMerch [legion+]: or something like that Alakhai (legion+): i thought it was 27 Alakhai (legion+): blah, like it matters anyway MasuMerch [legion+]: 23-27 then! Kzar [legion+]: random 22+1d6 :) MasuMerch [legion+]: :D Alakhai (legion+): it's some where around there, if you can't find it you're not worth additional levels
#1963
Unset Language
Submitted by: Blayke
At: Apr 7 2008
Rating: -5
Blayke's Kerbholz proudly echoes: Sharon the Healer stands here looking beautiful #7 Reddist grins evilly.
#1471
Unset Language
Submitted by: Blacksmith
At: Jan 8 2006
Rating: -6
New harassing way found by the brown team. [16:02'26] A peculiar singularity in the fabric of space opens, a black globe falls in your hands! [16:02'38] BOOM! The globe explodes in your face! [16:02'38] What a mess... [16:02'38] You feel less experienced. [16:02'38] You feel your luck has changed. [16:02'38] You feel you may as well call it quits for today. [16:02'38] You feel guilty, perhaps you should lead a better life from now on? [16:02'41] You die. [16:25'45] A peculiar singularity in the fabric of space opens, a black globe [16:44'36] A peculiar singularity in the fabric of space opens, a black globe [17:14'37] A peculiar singularity in the fabric of space opens, a black globe [17:47'47] A peculiar singularity in the fabric of space opens, a black globe [17:59'27] A peculiar singularity in the fabric of space opens, a black globe [18:34'39] A peculiar singularity in the fabric of space opens, a black globe Still... Experience gained: 1706990 Experience lost: 242996 Can you say ...sisu?
#1501
Unset Language
Submitted by: Calmis
At: Feb 6 2006
Rating: -6
*Ghost of Kalmis Descent party: mistäs päin te muuten olette Spica party: hä? Spica party: porvoo On shoulder: Ghost of Kalmis the MEGA varsi roc
#1572
Unset Language
Submitted by: Psymar
At: Apr 17 2006
Rating: -6
[05:05]:Karunungan [newbie]: What mobs can I kill to get back to Evil? [05:05]:Nyriori the Helper [newbie]: good ones. Also try casting harm spells [05:05]:Karunungan [newbie]: Only Harm spell I really have is Darkness [05:06]:Nyriori the Helper [newbie]: uh, what guild are you, karunungan? [05:06]:Karunungan [newbie]: I am the Reaver guild, kind sir. [05:06]:Nyriori the Helper [newbie]: then... you don't have cause light or serious at least? [05:06]:Karunungan [newbie]: Yes, I do. [05:06]:Nyriori the Helper [newbie]: then use them [05:07]:Karunungan [newbie]: But they are pretty low atm but I am near the guild and have EXP to spare [05:07]:Karunungan [newbie]: Which one causes more damage?
#1507
Unset Language
Submitted by: Calmis
At: Feb 11 2006
Rating: -7
Player A tells you 'Player B tells you 'Player C otti Player D:ltä suihi eile :)' You tell Player A 'Onko ne molemmat miehiä?' Player A tells you 'no vissii' You tell Player A 'miksei toi ole mudquotessa? :)' Player A tells you 'en varmaa ois saanu sanoo :D' Player A tells you 'wantedille panis blowjob?' Player A tells you 'en oo sitte sanonu tota Player B:n telliä jos joku kysyy :D' You tell Player A 'haha, pistän mudquotee.' Player A tells you 'et paa' Player A tells you 'et paa :D' Player A tells you 'Player B tietää senjälkee kuka on player A' You tell Player A 'nojooh, kyl tää on pakko laittaa. ei voi mitään.'