You tell Thematrix 'I thought you got removed' Thematrix tells you 'by who?' You tell Thematrix 'Gore' Thematrix tells you 'why?' Thematrix tells you 'ok i don't know what the fuck you are talking about' You tell Thematrix 'maybe he'll do it tomorrow' Thematrix tells you 'why would he and where do you get this idea?' You tell Thematrix 'forget it, I shouldn't be talking about it.' ...Minutes later... Thematrix tells Gore and you 'Lythlandria you fucking liar.' Gore tells Thematrix and you 'but a smart enough liar to almost causing you a heartattack :)' You tell Thematrix and Gore (idle 16h, 9min and 5s) 'lol :)'

Aratsoonin ambush message: Arachon [party]: PALOKUNTA ! POLIISI !! LAAKINTAMIEHET !!! NYT OLLAAN VAIJYTYKSESSA !!!! UlululuULULUUH Ari Vatasen-merkkinen hiekkaranta lahestyy! MIKSI ajoit ilman alykkyytta, peukalot keskella kammenta, ladon kokosella koboldilla, silmat kiinni juoksuhiekkaan! Idasta voi tulla omiakin, mutta joku on jalassa kiinni!!

Fingust [newbie]: WARNING : AIM IN NEWBIE ZOO AND I HAVE A FRENZY ON SO TRY TO AVOID ME

(courtesy of Zagor) Grinning diabolically Troll gnaws you snapping a neck bone. Troll waves its index finger while uttering 'omm zur semen' A psi blast hits you. That really HURT! You feel excruciating PAIN in your head! You flee in terror! You pay the troll 210 gold and he lets you pass.

Walor (report): ( Armour of Aether +on+ <sticky> ) Black scaled dragon utters the magic words 'whoosy banzziii pal eeeiizz dooneb' A dispel good hits you. That really HURT! Boysen [party]: my resist dispel doenot work

Huppu (zerg+): taas kerran mudquote latestis on samoilt idiooteilt tyhmimmät ei-kiinnosta-pätkääkään quotet Geryon [zerg+]: noi jotkut ssmud ja strikerbum quotet missä ei oo mitään hauskaa on kyllä vammasta Yorkaturr [zerg+]: Pahvi vois mudquote bannaa noi

Pehtoori {party}: mee 1d scaler Pehtoori {party}: scaaler Scaler [party]: noh? Pehtoori {party}: mene 1d Scaler goes linkdead. Info: Scaler goes link dead. Pehtoori {party}: meni sit ld Procyon [party]: ei vaan 1 d Nuane [party]: :D Tiigeri [party]: hehj oo Pehtoori {party}: käskin menee 1d Tiigeri [party]: nero =) Tiigeri [party]: no oha toi 1 melkein ku l Pehtoori {party}: nyt seon 15minuuttia ld Tiigeri [party]: koskakoha se uskaltaa tulla takas =)

[18:50]:Arakorni <bat>: I have heard rumors of Durand's secondary characters that are on a killing spree now and then [18:50]:Thematrix [bat]: I'm not his secondary. [18:50]:Durand <bat>: I repeat: I'm not his secondary. [18:50]:Durand <bat>: oops [18:50]:Thematrix [bat]: ack wrong window

Krzysiek tells you 'wanna come finish moreod ?' You tell Krzysiek 'im in same party man'

[22:04]:Cyberman <bat>: Nod, my other ex dumped me when I told her the reason I never came out was because I spent my days and nights playing a text-based virtual life where I believed I was an immortal wizard overlooking over a bunch of life-less beings who pretended to be horned men chasing monsters with magical, pointy weapons.

Obah [newbie]: Just how many times I have to kick and hit a pigeon to kill it? Shay [newbie]: are you using kill? Obah [newbie]: 'kill' helped. Thanks :)

Kon [newbie]: are roosters always this TOUGH?! Stalgrad [newbie]: quit playin with yer cock Kon [newbie]: damn its hard Stalgrad [newbie]: it's cuz ya keep playin with it! Kon [newbie]: I am NOT playing with it I am trying to BEAT it!