[22:04]:Cyberman <bat>: Nod, my other ex dumped me when I told her the reason I never came out was because I spent my days and nights playing a text-based virtual life where I believed I was an immortal wizard overlooking over a bunch of life-less beings who pretended to be horned men chasing monsters with magical, pointy weapons.

Obah [newbie]: Just how many times I have to kick and hit a pigeon to kill it? Shay [newbie]: are you using kill? Obah [newbie]: 'kill' helped. Thanks :)

Kon [newbie]: are roosters always this TOUGH?! Stalgrad [newbie]: quit playin with yer cock Kon [newbie]: damn its hard Stalgrad [newbie]: it's cuz ya keep playin with it! Kon [newbie]: I am NOT playing with it I am trying to BEAT it!