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#2316
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Apr 28 2013
Rating: -1
[04:53]:Xlink [druids]: where does one purchase jars for herb storage? [04:53]:Malicat (druids): in the guild shop [04:53]:Xlink [druids]: hmmm in here cant see it as an option - is it seperate to the plaque? Xlink Monster is a level 77 mortal of the Duck race.
#2318
English
Submitted by: Xortoth
At: Jun 22 2013
Rating: -1
Ilyas tells you 'i found a very heavy fur carpet! i'm putting it in my merch cart for lesbians to lick'
#2322
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Feb 8 2014
Rating: -1
Blayke tells you 'my schooling was paid by the tears of poor people'
#2392
English
Submitted by: Pisano
At: Dec 10 2022
Rating: -1
Rowen [bat]: anyone know where santa wandered to? Garok [bat]: Xlink mum's house Monsieur [bat]: i dont see him here ? Monsieur [bat]: XD Garok [bat]: to be fair, there's a lot of people over there Monsieur [bat]: right ?
#2394
English
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Dec 12 2023
Rating: -1
use make reagent at electrum for electrocution [04:50]:Udzenouk (merchant): if this chest doesnt reach atleast 6 slots, i might aswell just pull down my pants, bend over and shove 3000kg of wood up my arse :P
#2395
English
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Dec 20 2023
Rating: -1
21:50]:Rabo [bat]: no africans on channels [21:50]:Nithri [bat]: ? [21:50]:Rabo [bat]: aficannes? [21:50]:Stylus (bat): afrikaan [21:50]:Rabo [bat]: whatever moonglaze was typing, it wasnt english [21:50]:Nithri [bat]: Afrikaans [21:50]:[bat]: Rabo thanks Stylus heartily. [21:50]:Stylus (bat): yw [21:51]:Rabo [bat]: as soon as i typed enter, i realized that didnt look right
#2410
Finnish
Submitted by: Jazu
At: Nov 2 2025
Rating: -1
Frenor (wanted): shootings You tell Endure 'm00rjes' Frenor tells you ':D' You tell Endure 'pitkäswtä aikaa' You tell Frenor 'kelpaako AK47?' You tell Endure 'mul ois kaks niit' You tell Endure 'toine hopeine, toine kultane' You tell Endure 'saat valita' You tell Endure 't endure hups' You tell Endure 'hups' You feel like you could go for a drink. You tell Frenor 'You tell Endure 'mul ois kaks niit'' You tell Frenor 'You tell Endure 'toine hopeine, toine kultane'' You tell Frenor 'You tell Endure 'saat valita'' You tell Frenor 'You tell Endure 't endure hups'' You tell Frenor 'You tell Endure 'hups'' You tell Frenor 'You feel like you could go for a drink.' You tell Frenor 'oisko toi hyvä tonne MUD quotes? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD'
#27
Finnish
Submitted by: Crysan
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 0
Calmis tells Fegud and you 'ku kyläl liikkuu huhuu mun20cm kyrvästä'
#61
English
Submitted by: Arkkimedes
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 0
[00:19]:Gorge [tarmalen]: align droping do to idling is gay! [00:19]:Alcal [tarmalen]: idling is iiiiiviil [00:19]:Gorge [tarmalen]: idling is wot i do when i work:P [00:20]:Alcal [tarmalen]: you are iiiiiiiviil
#84
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 0
Thematrix tells you 'I had sex with a prostitute.' You tell Thematrix 'ummm'
#99
Finnish
Submitted by: Ins
At: Jan 2 2004
Rating: 0
Lammas {suomi}: Shardik vihaa mua 0( Shardik <suomi>: kiinnostaa ku pussillinen kiviä jonku lampaan hehkutus Elero [suomi]: Wanaha!
#110
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Jan 4 2004
Rating: 0
[02:40]:Dreamr [fishin+]: we have to talk brillo into letting me get a girl :P [02:40]:Malicat [fishin+]: taken out of context, that's an awfully fun quote. :) [02:40]:Dreamr [fishin+]: you would too :P
#119
Finnish
Submitted by: Wirah
At: Jan 5 2004
Rating: 0
Jebu tells you '5630: The High Priest of Sarku is conducting a litany here.' Jebu tells you 'kohta joutuu maksaan 5k exp että voi tappaa ton'
#147
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 0
[05:10]:Amoal [newbie]: how do i open safe i got from mob? Amoal Silvermoon is a level 60 mortal of the Ogre race. She was created Wed May 22 18:56:05 2002 and she is 63d, 11h, 9min and 11s old.
#158
Finnish
Submitted by: Shay
At: Jan 10 2004
Rating: 0
Pertulio [kamikaze+]: laf, itkasin regeni seti niskasa, kolmen roundin jalkeen ulos swappaan ja tuun taks ja shred shred Pertulio [kamikaze+]: toimii tuo crykin jo melkeen A farmer shouts 'Pertulio dies from a single blow, well almost at least!'
#161
Unset Language
Submitted by: Pertulio
At: Jan 11 2004
Rating: 0
Ramjett [party]: FA has been up for [13.3709210833333m 2.04636307898909e-12s] and FA average is (13.4540452666667m -2.04636307898909e-12s)
#208
English
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jan 19 2004
Rating: 0
Pehtoori [harmony+]: Xarithos did the heroic deed to bring this piece of equipment before you.
#237
Finnish
Submitted by: Calath
At: Jan 24 2004
Rating: 0
Hablo <kirahvi+>: no vittu TAAS loppuu toi Hablo <kirahvi+>: en tajuu, ei tossa voinu mennä 40 minsaa Calath [kirahvi+]: hjum mika Hablo <kirahvi+>: enhä mä oo tehny mitää tässä ajassa Hablo <kirahvi+>: cashin american I Calath [kirahvi+]: niinno paskaakos sita Hablo <kirahvi+>: istuin tässä tuolilla ja raavin päätä ja palleja vähä aikaa ja sit on 40 minsaa menny Hablo <kirahvi+>: h u o h
#239
Unset Language
Submitted by: Thiamin
At: Jan 25 2004
Rating: 0
Laaban (kirahvi+): kaksinpeleistä paras: seksi, sen jälkeen GO
#270
English
Submitted by: Gorge
At: Jan 30 2004
Rating: 0
[fc+]: BEER&BOOBS cackles gleefully.