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#2316
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Apr 28 2013
Rating: -1
[04:53]:Xlink [druids]: where does one purchase jars for herb storage? [04:53]:Malicat (druids): in the guild shop [04:53]:Xlink [druids]: hmmm in here cant see it as an option - is it seperate to the plaque? Xlink Monster is a level 77 mortal of the Duck race.
#2318
English
Submitted by: Xortoth
At: Jun 22 2013
Rating: -1
Ilyas tells you 'i found a very heavy fur carpet! i'm putting it in my merch cart for lesbians to lick'
#2322
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Feb 8 2014
Rating: -1
Blayke tells you 'my schooling was paid by the tears of poor people'
#2392
English
Submitted by: Pisano
At: Dec 10 2022
Rating: -1
Rowen [bat]: anyone know where santa wandered to? Garok [bat]: Xlink mum's house Monsieur [bat]: i dont see him here ? Monsieur [bat]: XD Garok [bat]: to be fair, there's a lot of people over there Monsieur [bat]: right ?
#2394
English
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Dec 12 2023
Rating: -1
use make reagent at electrum for electrocution [04:50]:Udzenouk (merchant): if this chest doesnt reach atleast 6 slots, i might aswell just pull down my pants, bend over and shove 3000kg of wood up my arse :P
#2395
English
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Dec 20 2023
Rating: -1
21:50]:Rabo [bat]: no africans on channels [21:50]:Nithri [bat]: ? [21:50]:Rabo [bat]: aficannes? [21:50]:Stylus (bat): afrikaan [21:50]:Rabo [bat]: whatever moonglaze was typing, it wasnt english [21:50]:Nithri [bat]: Afrikaans [21:50]:[bat]: Rabo thanks Stylus heartily. [21:50]:Stylus (bat): yw [21:51]:Rabo [bat]: as soon as i typed enter, i realized that didnt look right
#27
Finnish
Submitted by: Crysan
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 0
Calmis tells Fegud and you 'ku kyläl liikkuu huhuu mun20cm kyrvästä'
#61
English
Submitted by: Arkkimedes
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 0
[00:19]:Gorge [tarmalen]: align droping do to idling is gay! [00:19]:Alcal [tarmalen]: idling is iiiiiviil [00:19]:Gorge [tarmalen]: idling is wot i do when i work:P [00:20]:Alcal [tarmalen]: you are iiiiiiiviil
#84
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 0
Thematrix tells you 'I had sex with a prostitute.' You tell Thematrix 'ummm'
#99
Finnish
Submitted by: Ins
At: Jan 2 2004
Rating: 0
Lammas {suomi}: Shardik vihaa mua 0( Shardik <suomi>: kiinnostaa ku pussillinen kiviä jonku lampaan hehkutus Elero [suomi]: Wanaha!
#110
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Jan 4 2004
Rating: 0
[02:40]:Dreamr [fishin+]: we have to talk brillo into letting me get a girl :P [02:40]:Malicat [fishin+]: taken out of context, that's an awfully fun quote. :) [02:40]:Dreamr [fishin+]: you would too :P
#119
Finnish
Submitted by: Wirah
At: Jan 5 2004
Rating: 0
Jebu tells you '5630: The High Priest of Sarku is conducting a litany here.' Jebu tells you 'kohta joutuu maksaan 5k exp että voi tappaa ton'
#147
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 0
[05:10]:Amoal [newbie]: how do i open safe i got from mob? Amoal Silvermoon is a level 60 mortal of the Ogre race. She was created Wed May 22 18:56:05 2002 and she is 63d, 11h, 9min and 11s old.
#158
Finnish
Submitted by: Shay
At: Jan 10 2004
Rating: 0
Pertulio [kamikaze+]: laf, itkasin regeni seti niskasa, kolmen roundin jalkeen ulos swappaan ja tuun taks ja shred shred Pertulio [kamikaze+]: toimii tuo crykin jo melkeen A farmer shouts 'Pertulio dies from a single blow, well almost at least!'
#161
Unset Language
Submitted by: Pertulio
At: Jan 11 2004
Rating: 0
Ramjett [party]: FA has been up for [13.3709210833333m 2.04636307898909e-12s] and FA average is (13.4540452666667m -2.04636307898909e-12s)
#208
English
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jan 19 2004
Rating: 0
Pehtoori [harmony+]: Xarithos did the heroic deed to bring this piece of equipment before you.
#237
Finnish
Submitted by: Calath
At: Jan 24 2004
Rating: 0
Hablo <kirahvi+>: no vittu TAAS loppuu toi Hablo <kirahvi+>: en tajuu, ei tossa voinu mennä 40 minsaa Calath [kirahvi+]: hjum mika Hablo <kirahvi+>: enhä mä oo tehny mitää tässä ajassa Hablo <kirahvi+>: cashin american I Calath [kirahvi+]: niinno paskaakos sita Hablo <kirahvi+>: istuin tässä tuolilla ja raavin päätä ja palleja vähä aikaa ja sit on 40 minsaa menny Hablo <kirahvi+>: h u o h
#239
Unset Language
Submitted by: Thiamin
At: Jan 25 2004
Rating: 0
Laaban (kirahvi+): kaksinpeleistä paras: seksi, sen jälkeen GO
#270
English
Submitted by: Gorge
At: Jan 30 2004
Rating: 0
[fc+]: BEER&BOOBS cackles gleefully.
#286
Finnish
Submitted by: Blitzer
At: Feb 3 2004
Rating: 0
(17:07) Pahvi tells you 'kato tota serveria, on siel varmaa semmonenki kentä siel taulussa, mulleio readi oikkia ni ei oikei pysty :P' (17:07) Pahvi tells you 'varmana' (17:07) Pahvi tells you 'en ny muista vaa mikä sen taulun nimi o' (17:12) Pahvi tells you 'enmä osaa sanoo ku oon ollu ite nii kauheet naamat aina tuol kaupungil'