Aceduck tells you 'i submitted a paper to a conference... it got accepted, guess what position it ranked out of the 60 papers submitted...' You tell Aceduck '42 ?' You tell Aceduck '1?' You tell Aceduck '61?' Aceduck tells you 'bah, 1st' You tell Aceduck 'Does that mean you know more about shit than anyone else?'