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#2085
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jul 1 2009
Rating: 1
Someone shouts 'Let's do that again sometime, Someone!'
#2084
Unset Language
Submitted by: Trandar
At: Jun 30 2009
Rating: 4
Glaurung [nightlife+]: i wouldnt say HUGE Blayke (nightlife+): LIKE MY DICK Blayke (nightlife+): hrm Blayke (nightlife+): ok that came out wrong
#2083
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Submitted by: Xunisiih
At: Jun 30 2009
Rating: 2
Pelend tells you 'on kyl jotenkin taas jarkevaa etta pikkutyttoja raiskaavasta lonkeroilla hakkaavasta tappokoneesta tehdaan.. niin mita? MUSTALAINEN?! "hai sie veli, ois pari ylimaaraista sormusta"'
#2082
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Submitted by: Elero
At: Jun 24 2009
Rating: 1
[15:48]:Darol <suomi>: kenkälankkia naamaan ennen ku menee sossuun ni saa paremmat bonarit [15:48]:Grimpold (suomi): darol jakaa täällä wizuinfoo [15:48]:Nerya <suomi>: kyllä, kaikki velhot käy kenkälankki naamassa hakemassa sossutukia [15:48]:Nerya <suomi>: Durand meitä opetti näin tekemään
#2081
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Submitted by: Tyril
At: Jun 9 2009
Rating: 7
Transcribed from Campcon11 Blayke, Jacen, Delita, Hannibal, Xyloid, Gothiclyger, Entropy, Hackop, Nina, Sparhawk and you tell Pangi 'WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE?' Pangi wakes up. *Pangi \:D/
#2080
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Submitted by: Dutois
At: Jun 3 2009
Rating: -2
[07:20]:Lozlo [party(Team120)]: 6m! [07:20]:Dutois (party): 6m to ssmud [07:20]:Pangi [party]: ssmud ain't getting that back [07:20]:Lozlo [party(Team120)]: seriously pangi is right [07:20]:Dutois (party): he will [07:20]:Pangi [party]: u got him his gf [07:20]:Dutois (party): LOL [07:20]:Lozlo [party(Team120)]: LOL [07:20]:Pangi [party]: call it even [07:20]:Lozlo [party(Team120)]: TELL HIM THAT PLEASE [07:20]:Lozlo [party(Team120)]: I GET YOU GIRLFRIEND, YOU GET ME SOME UNKNOWN OBJECT THAT WERE 6m IN DEBT FOR [07:20]:Pangi [party]: tell him he'd be jerkin it to wow elves if it wasn't for u [07:20]:Dutois (party): LOLOL
#2079
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Submitted by: Robinhood
At: Jun 3 2009
Rating: -1
[03:10]:Malicat [nightlife+]: I never understood why someone would want to pay for sex. It seems... depressing to me [03:10]:Ggr [nightlife+]: more depressing than no sex? [03:11]:Malicat [nightlife+]: much more [03:11]:Ggr [nightlife+]: because that is the real question [03:11]:Malicat [nightlife+]: good sex means you get closer with someone, and paying for sex seems the antithesis of getting closer [03:11]:Blayke {nightlife+}: men need sex. Women need cats. [03:11]:Blayke {nightlife+}: its a fact of life [03:11]:Malicat [nightlife+]: Women need sex too Blayke. :P [03:12]:Blayke {nightlife+}: yet you ask why someone would pay for sex... [03:12]:Issen [nightlife+]: what's more depressing, paying for sex, or taking some girl on a date who wants to mooch off of you and maybe put out, and who the fuck knows if she gives two shits [03:12]:Hannibal [nightlife+]: most men are pretty close with their money...so giving it up is sort of an emotional experience ,) [03:12]:Issen [nightlife+]: you're paying one way or the other [03:12]:Blayke {nightlife+}: lots of guys pay me for sex [03:12]:Nina [nightlife+]: oh really.
#2078
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Submitted by: Ewige
At: May 29 2009
Rating: 5
Gunk (party): well, after evaluating zmud 4.62 for only 14 years, i have decided not to purchase Ewige (party): me too Ewige (party): just this year i decided it was too buggy
#2077
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Submitted by: Malar
At: May 28 2009
Rating: 2
Darol <wiz>: damn you people with your short attention sp..hey cookies Grizzt <wiz>: How many people with short attention span do you need for... hey, let's go swimming!
#2075
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Submitted by: Nielen
At: May 28 2009
Rating: 2
Ruffneck's Kerbholz proudly echoes: Sister Hannah is here sorting food and clothes to the poo #4 Hair [chat]: what does poo need food and clothes for?
#2074
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Submitted by: Ealoren
At: May 26 2009
Rating: 3
You are prepared to do the skill. You hold your dazzling Newbie Cross before Dralith and yell, 'HEATHEN! Faith in Las is your redemption!' Dralith shouts, 'I can see the Light. I will follow you, Sister Ealoren the christmas elf!' Dralith wields a double barrel shotgun in his right hand. Dralith eyes you suspiciously. Dralith aims his shotgun towards you! With cunning ease Dralith pulls the trigger. BANG! You feel excruciating pain as the shells enter your body with an enormous blast. That really HURT! You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
#2073
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Submitted by: Hannibal
At: May 22 2009
Rating: 10
Dralith <nightlife+>: that was uncalled for.. You tells Dralith and Jacen 'Jacen will just remind me later that he still has sex :P' Jacen tells Dralith and you 'dude wtf, im almost 27 yrs old and still a virgin :(' Dralith tells Jacen and you 'Really doesn't count when it's with livestock' You tell Blayke, Dralith and Jacen 'according to Blayke you aren't a virgin...' You tell Blayke, Dralith and Jacen 'oh wait!....you're catholic...it doesn't count if it's in the ass' Blayke tells Dralith, Jacen and you 'thats catholic birth control \o/' Jacen tells Dralith, Blayke and you 'buttsex \:D/'
#2072
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Submitted by: Dreadlord
At: May 15 2009
Rating: 1
[15:45]:Glaurung [wanted]: self healing makes your palms grow hairy
#2071
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Submitted by: Mariska
At: Apr 28 2009
Rating: -2
[02:04]:Nikana {nightlife+}: hmmm, peanut butter. [02:05]:Malicat [nightlife+]: for what? [02:05]:Freld (nightlife+): for his penis, so his dog can lick it [02:06]:Malicat [nightlife+]: ... you know this from personal experience? [02:07]:Nikana {nightlife+}: whatever you do, don't let a cat lick it. That shit hurts! [02:07]:Freld (nightlife+): no mali, i don't like dogs, i have cat [02:08]:Freld (nightlife+): is a girl magnet too [02:08]:Freld (nightlife+): "wanna come see my kitten" [02:08]:Malicat [nightlife+]: so... it hurts Nikana, but it doesn't hurt you Freld? [02:08]:(nightlife+): Freld nod sagley [02:08]:(nightlife+): Freld failz [02:08]:Freld (nightlife+): i think nikana uses his cat wrong
#2068
English
Submitted by: Dowaito
At: Apr 20 2009
Rating: 1
Azura [wanted]: 1 billion pesos Blayke {wanted}: thats like 1 gold Rigger [wanted]: man, that's what I paid to get it from him last time...
#2067
English
Submitted by: Dowaito
At: Apr 18 2009
Rating: -2
Antineutron [newbie]: wow, cobras hurt
#2066
Unset Language
Submitted by: Pelend
At: Apr 17 2009
Rating: 3
[17:37]:Tarken <wanted>: I have no triggers, #KILLALL when I immorted :/ [17:37]:Broetchen (wanted): wipe the evidence eh
#2065
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Submitted by: Delita
At: Apr 14 2009
Rating: 1
[20:44]:Nomiculious [party]: why isn't dutois a mage yet [20:44]:Delita [party]: yeah [20:44]:Lozlo [party]: he is a mage LOL [20:44]:Nomiculious [party]: err merchant [20:44]:Delita [party]: he is a mage [20:44]:Delita [party]: LOL [20:44]:Nomiculious [party]: mage dutois sucks [20:44]:Lozlo [party]: LOL [20:44]:Lozlo [party]: LOLOL [20:44]:Nomiculious [party]: merchant dutois is only useable dutois
#2064
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Submitted by: Blacksmith
At: Apr 11 2009
Rating: 1
[00:07]:Myrth [newbie]: this website has one person's opinion about guild combination possibilities. It is not to be taken as absolute truth, but opinion. You might find it interesting: http://www.megami.com/bat_guild_combina tions.php ... [00:12]:Bmoa the Helper {newbie}: If you area making a hybrid, you don't ask on newbie-channel. [00:12]:Kohothegreat {newbie}: why not? [00:12]:Bmoa the Helper {newbie}: As you need 2 full guilds to be a reall hybrid. [00:13]:Bmoa the Helper {newbie}: And that guide for hybrids is quite flawed. [00:13]:Kohothegreat {newbie}: tarmamonks do not require 2 fulls for example?:P [00:13]:Bmoa the Helper {newbie}: Anyway, if you are a hybrid, you are not a newbie. You tell Bmoa ''quite flawed' on aika kepeästi sanottu.' Bmoa tells you 'jep, newbie-channulla en kehtaa käyttää sanaa bullshit.'
#2063
Unset Language
Submitted by: Bam
At: Mar 23 2009
Rating: -1
[13:40]:Freld (party): ilma fwtä ajo kyl vähäku [13:40]:Freld (party): naista ilma kumii [13:40]:Freld (party): et sillee voi käydä hassusti mut vähä kivemp [13:40]:Freld (party): ja säästää sen fw kortsu hinna