You are prepared to do the skill. You hold your dazzling Newbie Cross before Dralith and yell, 'HEATHEN! Faith in Las is your redemption!' Dralith shouts, 'I can see the Light. I will follow you, Sister Ealoren the christmas elf!' Dralith wields a double barrel shotgun in his right hand. Dralith eyes you suspiciously. Dralith aims his shotgun towards you! With cunning ease Dralith pulls the trigger. BANG! You feel excruciating pain as the shells enter your body with an enormous blast. That really HURT! You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Dralith <nightlife+>: that was uncalled for.. You tells Dralith and Jacen 'Jacen will just remind me later that he still has sex :P' Jacen tells Dralith and you 'dude wtf, im almost 27 yrs old and still a virgin :(' Dralith tells Jacen and you 'Really doesn't count when it's with livestock' You tell Blayke, Dralith and Jacen 'according to Blayke you aren't a virgin...' You tell Blayke, Dralith and Jacen 'oh wait!....you're catholic...it doesn't count if it's in the ass' Blayke tells Dralith, Jacen and you 'thats catholic birth control \o/' Jacen tells Dralith, Blayke and you 'buttsex \:D/'

[15:45]:Glaurung [wanted]: self healing makes your palms grow hairy

[02:04]:Nikana {nightlife+}: hmmm, peanut butter. [02:05]:Malicat [nightlife+]: for what? [02:05]:Freld (nightlife+): for his penis, so his dog can lick it [02:06]:Malicat [nightlife+]: ... you know this from personal experience? [02:07]:Nikana {nightlife+}: whatever you do, don't let a cat lick it. That shit hurts! [02:07]:Freld (nightlife+): no mali, i don't like dogs, i have cat [02:08]:Freld (nightlife+): is a girl magnet too [02:08]:Freld (nightlife+): "wanna come see my kitten" [02:08]:Malicat [nightlife+]: so... it hurts Nikana, but it doesn't hurt you Freld? [02:08]:(nightlife+): Freld nod sagley [02:08]:(nightlife+): Freld failz [02:08]:Freld (nightlife+): i think nikana uses his cat wrong

Azura [wanted]: 1 billion pesos Blayke {wanted}: thats like 1 gold Rigger [wanted]: man, that's what I paid to get it from him last time...

Antineutron [newbie]: wow, cobras hurt

[17:37]:Tarken <wanted>: I have no triggers, #KILLALL when I immorted :/ [17:37]:Broetchen (wanted): wipe the evidence eh

[20:44]:Nomiculious [party]: why isn't dutois a mage yet [20:44]:Delita [party]: yeah [20:44]:Lozlo [party]: he is a mage LOL [20:44]:Nomiculious [party]: err merchant [20:44]:Delita [party]: he is a mage [20:44]:Delita [party]: LOL [20:44]:Nomiculious [party]: mage dutois sucks [20:44]:Lozlo [party]: LOL [20:44]:Lozlo [party]: LOLOL [20:44]:Nomiculious [party]: merchant dutois is only useable dutois

[00:07]:Myrth [newbie]: this website has one person's opinion about guild combination possibilities. It is not to be taken as absolute truth, but opinion. You might find it interesting: http://www.megami.com/bat_guild_combina tions.php ... [00:12]:Bmoa the Helper {newbie}: If you area making a hybrid, you don't ask on newbie-channel. [00:12]:Kohothegreat {newbie}: why not? [00:12]:Bmoa the Helper {newbie}: As you need 2 full guilds to be a reall hybrid. [00:13]:Bmoa the Helper {newbie}: And that guide for hybrids is quite flawed. [00:13]:Kohothegreat {newbie}: tarmamonks do not require 2 fulls for example?:P [00:13]:Bmoa the Helper {newbie}: Anyway, if you are a hybrid, you are not a newbie. You tell Bmoa ''quite flawed' on aika kepeästi sanottu.' Bmoa tells you 'jep, newbie-channulla en kehtaa käyttää sanaa bullshit.'

[13:40]:Freld (party): ilma fwtä ajo kyl vähäku [13:40]:Freld (party): naista ilma kumii [13:40]:Freld (party): et sillee voi käydä hassusti mut vähä kivemp [13:40]:Freld (party): ja säästää sen fw kortsu hinna

Princess Daisy says 'I will follow now' ... FUCKSHIT!

xxx <wiz>: hmm, I think all new players should have nazrix on ignore by default. would help with player retention!

Willi (twiddle+): You search your guide for notes on 'woman'. Willi (twiddle+): You find only a single note on that kind of creature. Willi (twiddle+): It is a mythical creature.

Blasterr tells you 'Olipas slightlysti GÄY :D'

Darkhalo tells you 'hey' You tell Darkhalo 'hmm?' Darkhalo tells you 'sorry, ehy is not a proper way of introducing myself. Hello, I'm David. How are you?' You tell Darkhalo 'should I know you?' You tell Darkhalo 'why so?' Darkhalo tells you 'hmm, because I'm charming (cough, awesome (cough) and well I can't think of anymore reasons. I do a mean polka...' You tell Darkhalo 'wtf? :D' Darkhalo tells you '"wtf is what I aim for :P' You tell Darkhalo 'so you are here just talk bullshit?' Darkhalo tells you 'not really. I also.. Well, yeah pretty much :)'

Torc (party): mikähä hitto siin on et toi ohjelmointi o suurimmalle osalle eukoista iha mahdotonta

[06:04]:Tarken <bat>: LEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY JENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKI IIIIINSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! [06:04]:Issen {bat}: and tarken has discovered the year... 2002 :(

Blayke {nightlife+}: im gay

"finger tarken" >'help politeness' -- your best friend when talking to a wizard

[23:04]:Abro the spawn [wanted]: I'M DRUNK AND ALL POWERFULL! [23:04]:Abro the spawn [wanted]: lotto!