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#2385
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Oct 19 2021
Rating: 0
Inferno (sales): black horned helm (awe, fresh) mb 3M Banba [sales]: for sure we like our Helms like our women -- horny Choboeio (sales): and on my head? Nepnep {sales}: and fresh... or dirty? cant decide Banba [sales]: indeed Choboeio (sales): At least with most weartime
#2384
English
Submitted by: Mulam
At: Oct 12 2021
Rating: 0
Senson (smoke+): anyone interested in anothah beho run tomorrow. i no us still have people interested in biddin. let mee no.. also pendin mo fucking wife finally goin into labor Mulam [smoke+]: was that Zyll talk or a Freudian slip?
#2383
Finnish
Submitted by: Night
At: Sep 17 2021
Rating: 0
(07:33) Amd tells you 'oikeasti, seuraavan kerran kun koetat olla "kova ukko" ja hypit silmille ni tule tekee se naaman eteen' (07:33) Amd tells you 'tuskimpa sulla on siihen ballsia ;)' (07:34) Amd tells you 'mä en pyytele anteeksi keneltäkään' (07:34) Amd tells you 'ainakaan jos joku vitun vammanen kakara kuvittelee olevansa oikeutettu komentelemaan suomalaista upseeria' (07:34) Amd tells you 'sun kaltasia rääväsuita on itäsuomen suot pullollaan' (07:44) Amd tells you 'toki onhan se hankala elämä ku soittaa bassoa ja ei saa pesää' (07:44) Amd tells you 'vituttas minuaki' (07:44) Amd tells you 'sit loppuun vielä tällänen kyssäri, jos mun kaverini Ife sanoo itseään neekeriksi' (07:45) Amd tells you 'ja ei suutu siitä jos minä sanon sitä neekeriksi, onko se rasistista?' (07:45) @Amd smirks at you. (07:47) You tell Amd (offline) 'mitä jos painuisit vittuun mun elämästä' (08:04) Amd tells you 'ahdistaako asuttaa suon pohjaa' (08:04) Amd tells you 'vituttas minuaki jossai oulus olla ku on parempiaki mestoi asua' (08:05) Amd tells you 'dankkii on ja ei tarvia lunta ja pakkasta nähdä
#2382
English
Submitted by: Tenu
At: Sep 10 2021
Rating: 0
Moray eel shouts 'My HAMSTER fights better than you do, Kalahar!' Stylus {ghost}: when you try and you try but you still fuckin die, that's a-moray Stylus {ghost}: aww fuck y'all that was good [ghost]: Cephei applauds Stylus wholeheartedly. [ghost]: Hipander giggles inanely at Stylus.
#2381
English
Submitted by: Mulam
At: Jul 30 2021
Rating: 0
Catagris [newbie]: Should I head to Ferry or Arelium? Shedevil [newbie]: where are you trying to go? Catagris [newbie]: adventure
#2380
English
Submitted by: Veldrin
At: Jun 28 2021
Rating: 0
[19:18]:Imperator (nightlife+): Lich is a broken race [19:19]:Huppu {nightlife+}: not really, if you are into long reincs it's pretty good for some hybrids [19:19]:Huppu {nightlife+}: phylactery might be broken though, esp. for the select few who have years worth of blands repu in their liches [19:19]:Imperator (nightlife+): last reinc Feb 17, 2008
#2379
English
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: May 26 2021
Rating: 0
Ghost of Akiriuma [ghost]: I can take balls to the face, just annoying when i just literally ressed
#2378
English
Submitted by: Malum
At: Apr 22 2021
Rating: 0
Deathseeker (nightlife+): im just saying, act like a fucktard and there are still those of us who remember how to act like a fucktard back :) Huppu (nightlife+): where exactly did I act like a fucktard you shit? Glaurung (nightlife+): mebbe the real reward is the friendship we discovered on the way!
#2377
English
Submitted by: Pisano
At: Apr 17 2021
Rating: 0
[04:26]:{chat}: Garok mutters "Tommy used to work on the docks, union's been on strike - he's down on his luck.. it's tough, so tough" [04:26]:Nyriori [chat]: He said we gotta hold on, to what we got, it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not... [04:26]:Kanis (chat): well at least he brought us pie [04:27]:Hair {chat}: the best damn pecan pie you ever shoved into your piehole! [04:27]:Nyriori [chat]: I like pecan pie [04:56]:Rabo [chat]: There are fifty two stroganoffs in the room. [04:57]:Rabo [chat]: someone sure spent a lot of time stroginoff in this roof [04:57]:Garok {chat}: would that be called a 'bukkake of stroganoffs'?
#2376
English
Submitted by: Mulam
At: Mar 17 2021
Rating: 1
Berland [wanted]: to know the difference between a party and doings Berland [wanted]: asking for a friend Roak {wanted}: having a goal? Berland [wanted]: i play batmud i have no goals Roak {wanted}: so you're looking for doings? Berland [wanted]: ah Berland [wanted]: sheesh you should charge for that Roak {wanted}: Merchants give the 1st one for free :) Teyr [wanted]: LMFAO
#2375
English
Submitted by: Mulam
At: Jan 26 2021
Rating: 0
[19:58]:[order+]: Arafon has scheduled a new party 'Return of the Highbie Dildo' (#88) for Wed Jan 27 03:00 2021 EET [20:37]:Mulan [order+]: I refuse to join a party with such a grotesque name. [20:37]:Arafon [order+]: even if highbies pay fat coin for them? [20:37]:Mulan [order+]: I only party for pride and glor... how much you say? [20:37]:Mr X (order+): :D
#2374
English
Submitted by: Glauri
At: Jan 25 2021
Rating: 3
[10:43]:Cordoba (wanted): reanim, bell [10:43]:Cordoba (wanted): ONLY FOR THAT REANIM FFS!
#2373
English
Submitted by: Blax
At: Jan 8 2021
Rating: 1
Arafon [lotus+]: did you know we are basically making dildos for rich highbies?
#2372
English
Submitted by: Blax
At: Nov 12 2020
Rating: 0
Arafon tells you 'the votor fraud is that we let people like you vote blax'
#2371
English
Submitted by: Mulam
At: Oct 21 2020
Rating: 1
[02:47]:Jamieo [bat]: How do I play this game again [02:47]:Mulam [bat]: kill monster -> profit [02:47]:Roak {bat}: repeat for 30 years [02:48]:Jamieo [bat]: ahh yes. "Kill" The monster. Not... "Make friends with her and form a clique."
#2370
English
Submitted by: Ganvar
At: Sep 25 2020
Rating: 2
Vermontimus [newbie]: Searching an entire city for...one...lost...cat? I know I am growing into an epic adventurer, but this simply seems like too much. What if the cat has sharp claws? Or rabies? Or has a dead mouse? I am not sure I can handle the tension. Culran (newbie): or even worse, it might have kittens! Vermontimus [newbie]: Heaven forbid! Hair the Helper (newbie): It will have a dead cockroach and expect you to praise it for its awesome hunting ability. Then it'll show you its butthole
#2369
Finnish
Submitted by: Ulath
At: Sep 4 2020
Rating: 0
[13:32]:Ulath <ifin>: Miksei He-Man ja She-Ra koskaan tehny We-Babya [13:32]:Ulath <ifin>: Siinä ois tyrät kuulkaa rytkyneet! [13:33]:Ulath <ifin>: Skeletor ois voinut kattella [13:33]:Pixu @icesus [ifin]: tekihä, sen nimi o ryan reynolds
#2368
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Aug 5 2020
Rating: 1
[21:15]:Darol <bat>: hola people and others [21:16]:Ulath <bat>: Yes, you never know whether someone might identify as a leather sofa, for example [21:16]:Darol <bat>: yes, i just don't want to offend anyone [21:16]:Yggdrasil [bat]: or an attack helicopter [21:16]:Darol <bat>: accidentally, on purpose is another thing [21:16]:Exeunt (bat): did you just assume my material [21:16]:Banba {bat}: id check their cushions for loose change [21:16]:Glaurung (bat): did you just assume my furniturity ? [21:16]:Took [bat]: I identify as a meat popsicle [21:16]:Endure {bat}: I am the evil witch-king throne [21:16]:Ueberlisk [bat]: i am groot.
#2367
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Jun 3 2020
Rating: 1
Spann (bat): are there great white wyrms in the game? Stylus (bat): when i forget my pants (bat): Stylus bows gracefully. (bat): Malum sighs deeply.
#2366
English
Submitted by: Elero
At: Mar 19 2020
Rating: 0
You tell Nyriori 'Last reinc: Feb 29 2004' Nyriori tells you ' Last reinc: Mar 01 2004 ... and Ive done it :P' Nyriori tells you 'and wtf you last reinced the day before I did?! What are the odds?'