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#2383
Finnish
Submitted by: Night
At: Sep 17 2021
Rating: 0
(07:33) Amd tells you 'oikeasti, seuraavan kerran kun koetat olla "kova ukko" ja hypit silmille ni tule tekee se naaman eteen' (07:33) Amd tells you 'tuskimpa sulla on siihen ballsia ;)' (07:34) Amd tells you 'mä en pyytele anteeksi keneltäkään' (07:34) Amd tells you 'ainakaan jos joku vitun vammanen kakara kuvittelee olevansa oikeutettu komentelemaan suomalaista upseeria' (07:34) Amd tells you 'sun kaltasia rääväsuita on itäsuomen suot pullollaan' (07:44) Amd tells you 'toki onhan se hankala elämä ku soittaa bassoa ja ei saa pesää' (07:44) Amd tells you 'vituttas minuaki' (07:44) Amd tells you 'sit loppuun vielä tällänen kyssäri, jos mun kaverini Ife sanoo itseään neekeriksi' (07:45) Amd tells you 'ja ei suutu siitä jos minä sanon sitä neekeriksi, onko se rasistista?' (07:45) @Amd smirks at you. (07:47) You tell Amd (offline) 'mitä jos painuisit vittuun mun elämästä' (08:04) Amd tells you 'ahdistaako asuttaa suon pohjaa' (08:04) Amd tells you 'vituttas minuaki jossai oulus olla ku on parempiaki mestoi asua' (08:05) Amd tells you 'dankkii on ja ei tarvia lunta ja pakkasta nähdä
#2382
English
Submitted by: Tenu
At: Sep 10 2021
Rating: 0
Moray eel shouts 'My HAMSTER fights better than you do, Kalahar!' Stylus {ghost}: when you try and you try but you still fuckin die, that's a-moray Stylus {ghost}: aww fuck y'all that was good [ghost]: Cephei applauds Stylus wholeheartedly. [ghost]: Hipander giggles inanely at Stylus.
#2381
English
Submitted by: Mulam
At: Jul 30 2021
Rating: 0
Catagris [newbie]: Should I head to Ferry or Arelium? Shedevil [newbie]: where are you trying to go? Catagris [newbie]: adventure
#2380
English
Submitted by: Veldrin
At: Jun 28 2021
Rating: 0
[19:18]:Imperator (nightlife+): Lich is a broken race [19:19]:Huppu {nightlife+}: not really, if you are into long reincs it's pretty good for some hybrids [19:19]:Huppu {nightlife+}: phylactery might be broken though, esp. for the select few who have years worth of blands repu in their liches [19:19]:Imperator (nightlife+): last reinc Feb 17, 2008
#2379
English
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: May 26 2021
Rating: 0
Ghost of Akiriuma [ghost]: I can take balls to the face, just annoying when i just literally ressed
#2378
English
Submitted by: Malum
At: Apr 22 2021
Rating: 0
Deathseeker (nightlife+): im just saying, act like a fucktard and there are still those of us who remember how to act like a fucktard back :) Huppu (nightlife+): where exactly did I act like a fucktard you shit? Glaurung (nightlife+): mebbe the real reward is the friendship we discovered on the way!
#2377
English
Submitted by: Pisano
At: Apr 17 2021
Rating: 0
[04:26]:{chat}: Garok mutters "Tommy used to work on the docks, union's been on strike - he's down on his luck.. it's tough, so tough" [04:26]:Nyriori [chat]: He said we gotta hold on, to what we got, it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not... [04:26]:Kanis (chat): well at least he brought us pie [04:27]:Hair {chat}: the best damn pecan pie you ever shoved into your piehole! [04:27]:Nyriori [chat]: I like pecan pie [04:56]:Rabo [chat]: There are fifty two stroganoffs in the room. [04:57]:Rabo [chat]: someone sure spent a lot of time stroginoff in this roof [04:57]:Garok {chat}: would that be called a 'bukkake of stroganoffs'?
#2376
English
Submitted by: Mulam
At: Mar 17 2021
Rating: 1
Berland [wanted]: to know the difference between a party and doings Berland [wanted]: asking for a friend Roak {wanted}: having a goal? Berland [wanted]: i play batmud i have no goals Roak {wanted}: so you're looking for doings? Berland [wanted]: ah Berland [wanted]: sheesh you should charge for that Roak {wanted}: Merchants give the 1st one for free :) Teyr [wanted]: LMFAO
#2375
English
Submitted by: Mulam
At: Jan 26 2021
Rating: 0
[19:58]:[order+]: Arafon has scheduled a new party 'Return of the Highbie Dildo' (#88) for Wed Jan 27 03:00 2021 EET [20:37]:Mulan [order+]: I refuse to join a party with such a grotesque name. [20:37]:Arafon [order+]: even if highbies pay fat coin for them? [20:37]:Mulan [order+]: I only party for pride and glor... how much you say? [20:37]:Mr X (order+): :D
#2374
English
Submitted by: Glauri
At: Jan 25 2021
Rating: 3
[10:43]:Cordoba (wanted): reanim, bell [10:43]:Cordoba (wanted): ONLY FOR THAT REANIM FFS!
#2373
English
Submitted by: Blax
At: Jan 8 2021
Rating: 1
Arafon [lotus+]: did you know we are basically making dildos for rich highbies?
#2372
English
Submitted by: Blax
At: Nov 12 2020
Rating: 0
Arafon tells you 'the votor fraud is that we let people like you vote blax'
#2371
English
Submitted by: Mulam
At: Oct 21 2020
Rating: 1
[02:47]:Jamieo [bat]: How do I play this game again [02:47]:Mulam [bat]: kill monster -> profit [02:47]:Roak {bat}: repeat for 30 years [02:48]:Jamieo [bat]: ahh yes. "Kill" The monster. Not... "Make friends with her and form a clique."
#2370
English
Submitted by: Ganvar
At: Sep 25 2020
Rating: 2
Vermontimus [newbie]: Searching an entire city for...one...lost...cat? I know I am growing into an epic adventurer, but this simply seems like too much. What if the cat has sharp claws? Or rabies? Or has a dead mouse? I am not sure I can handle the tension. Culran (newbie): or even worse, it might have kittens! Vermontimus [newbie]: Heaven forbid! Hair the Helper (newbie): It will have a dead cockroach and expect you to praise it for its awesome hunting ability. Then it'll show you its butthole
#2369
Finnish
Submitted by: Ulath
At: Sep 4 2020
Rating: 0
[13:32]:Ulath <ifin>: Miksei He-Man ja She-Ra koskaan tehny We-Babya [13:32]:Ulath <ifin>: Siinä ois tyrät kuulkaa rytkyneet! [13:33]:Ulath <ifin>: Skeletor ois voinut kattella [13:33]:Pixu @icesus [ifin]: tekihä, sen nimi o ryan reynolds
#2368
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Aug 5 2020
Rating: 1
[21:15]:Darol <bat>: hola people and others [21:16]:Ulath <bat>: Yes, you never know whether someone might identify as a leather sofa, for example [21:16]:Darol <bat>: yes, i just don't want to offend anyone [21:16]:Yggdrasil [bat]: or an attack helicopter [21:16]:Darol <bat>: accidentally, on purpose is another thing [21:16]:Exeunt (bat): did you just assume my material [21:16]:Banba {bat}: id check their cushions for loose change [21:16]:Glaurung (bat): did you just assume my furniturity ? [21:16]:Took [bat]: I identify as a meat popsicle [21:16]:Endure {bat}: I am the evil witch-king throne [21:16]:Ueberlisk [bat]: i am groot.
#2367
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Jun 3 2020
Rating: 1
Spann (bat): are there great white wyrms in the game? Stylus (bat): when i forget my pants (bat): Stylus bows gracefully. (bat): Malum sighs deeply.
#2366
English
Submitted by: Elero
At: Mar 19 2020
Rating: 0
You tell Nyriori 'Last reinc: Feb 29 2004' Nyriori tells you ' Last reinc: Mar 01 2004 ... and Ive done it :P' Nyriori tells you 'and wtf you last reinced the day before I did?! What are the odds?'
#2365
English
Submitted by: Blax
At: Feb 15 2020
Rating: 1
Ergor (rixx): how many higbies takes naps... goes to work does what ever... just chances to phone checks every 30 minutes and got some ra on so doesent idle... fucking much... vittu tasan ei mee nallekarkit... total shit... truth every move cant be watched everything cant be seen... so total bull shit... welcome to RL welcome to 2020... well or even 2000... fucking newbies whining about life... get a rl if this is so hard
#2364
English
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Jan 31 2020
Rating: 2
[09:30]:Vec [newbie]: i always get the message that i got better with my tail but it never goes up