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#1436
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Nov 28 2005
Rating: 6
Shift [saato+]: teenpäs pelimiehet ja banishaan 200k ekspaa päällä Orthanc [saato+]: huoh ela viitti ,) Shift [saato+]: menee jo! Orthanc [saato+]: tiedat miten siina kay Shift [saato+]: # Shift [saato+]: oho Info: Shift dies. ... Ghost of Shift [ghost]: w: 3 letter demon
#1456
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Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Dec 16 2005
Rating: 6
[07:31]:Lazarus [wanted]: how long does spell 'forget' last? [07:31]:Cilwand (wanted): random [07:31]:Marvin [wanted]: can't remember [07:31]:Beanos [wanted]: I forget [07:32]:Cilwand (wanted): funny fuckers, arent they :D
#1470
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Submitted by: Stark
At: Jan 8 2006
Rating: 6
(almost a battlecry) Ravaging hobgoblin's bash sends you sprawling. You lose your concentration and stop your spell casting. Ravaging hobgoblin screams 'ululululululululululululululululululu!'
#1490
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Submitted by: Kawasa
At: Jan 24 2006
Rating: 6
Damogran says 'It is always a pleasure to help polite newbies.' You are granted a round-headed amulet labeled as (Kerzebel) <orange glow>. Kerzebel bows gracefully.
#1573
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Submitted by: Malacoda
At: Apr 20 2006
Rating: 6
Delveling (merchant): we got a tarma druid here ?
#1623
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jun 22 2006
Rating: 6
Moonlord [sales]: free +2 dex bracelet to person who has smallest dick here? who wants it? [Long silence] Tim [sales]: looks like no one can beat you
#1624
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Submitted by: Blacksmith
At: Jun 22 2006
Rating: 6
Blackstar [wanted]: healer, 3x tanks, blaster for exp run Pradedek tells you 'i can come' You tell Pradedek '_Blackstar_ [wanted]: healer, 3x tanks, blaster for exp run' Pradedek tells you 'yeah so i said that i can come..'
#1664
Finnish
Submitted by: Freld
At: Sep 1 2006
Rating: 6
Shar tells you 'muijal kans vaikeuksia ymmärtää ku sanon et pelaanpa hetken, sit ku oon 2h huudellu partia ni se kysyy et joko oot pelannu tarpeeks ja sanon notta en oo viel alottanukaa'
#1682
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Submitted by: Blacksmith
At: Sep 23 2006
Rating: 6
Balroc (wanted): sum dd lampsa Robinhood the unicorn {wanted}: trying Robinhood the unicorn {wanted}: # Maximus (report): [Robinhood the unicorn {wanted}] in [1] Maximus (party): ei taas
#1772
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Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Jan 21 2007
Rating: 6
Blayke (wanted): does 2 wanderers work ok? Grimpold (wanted): yes if both has 3 levels of that guild Blayke (wanted): fuck
#1803
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Submitted by: Fizzl
At: Mar 13 2007
Rating: 6
Noctur <suomi>: bittu, ostin tollasen isoimman & kalleimman kopiokortin jossa on monen sadan kopion eestä kredittejä. piti sit mennä kopioimaan yksi (1) sivu, ja siinä kopiokoneen vieressä oli kortinlukija ja nitoja-automaatti. Noctur <suomi>: ne oli aika saman näköisiä...
#1836
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jun 14 2007
Rating: 6
Ggr [newbie]: we have a special figure which is used to measure the drunkenness of wizards, it is called EPM or "events per minute".
#1849
Finnish
Submitted by: Markuz
At: Jul 18 2007
Rating: 6
[23:26]:Arafat (suomi): työ, surkiat paskat, työ ääliöt. vyö vitun p9olin paskanaamat luulette että omalla clientillä tuodaan batmud lähemmäs ihmistä. haistakaa nyt sormianne kun ne on hikoilleet teidän palleissanne, joita teillä ei ole. Te ette osaa nähdä asioita, te matkitte niitä. Te luulette että tuntumaa on 15 vee ja risat. tätähän se lars haki ja tätä perseaivo niilokin tuumi, teemme batista clientmudi. ei, ei emme mitenkään ajattele että tämä olisi vain lähstymistapa unixiin. aasit [23:26]:Gore <suomi>: heippa.
#1871
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Submitted by: Darol
At: Sep 6 2007
Rating: 6
Ulath <wiz>: Our butchering skill decides whether or not a monster was 'intelligent' by checking if the monster had an organ 'arm' :) Ulath <wiz>: 'what?' :D
#1887
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Submitted by: Glaurung
At: Oct 14 2007
Rating: 6
[04:56]:Zenick (party): eipa tas kyl yhtaa nukuta
#1906
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Submitted by: Juggelo
At: Nov 29 2007
Rating: 6
[23:10]:Sprite {merchant}: make a flesh chest [23:10]:Hair [merchant]: how many slots? [23:10]:Froggy [merchant]: I fear how many kilos of flesh it would take [23:10]:Alakhai (merchant): flesh chest, you mean boobs? [23:10]:Murgan [merchant]: silicon! [23:11]:Alakhai (merchant): "a flesh chest reinforced with silicon" [23:11]:Tarken [merchant]: :D [23:11]:Acidia [merchant]: i would use the word 'enhanced', rather than reinforced [23:11]:[merchant]: Murgan laughs out loud. [23:11]:Lurppa [merchant]: damn funny to force open,, would bounce around the room [23:11]:Hair [merchant]: so this is no a-cup chest [23:11]:Tarken [merchant]: hahahaahaha [23:12]:Alakhai (merchant): my god, this is one kinky guild [23:12]:Froggy [merchant]: I don't want to ask what kidn of traps you'd put on it. [23:12]:Acidia [merchant]: boobytraps? [23:12]:Tarken [merchant]: boobytraps :D [23:12]:[merchant]: Murgan rolls on the floor laughing her ass off.
#1994
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Submitted by: Grimpold
At: Jul 17 2008
Rating: 6
Kawasa {twiddle+}: meitsi o saattanu laihtua
#2242
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Submitted by: Laaban
At: Apr 19 2011
Rating: 6
(03:20) Gorge tells you 'fucking ass come out and fight' (03:21) Ghost of Gorge tells you 'get off my ship'
#2292
English
Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Apr 21 2012
Rating: 6
Group: guilds.ranger (#70/181) From: Fanglorious (Lvl: 40 Age: 1d, 22h, 27min and 23s) Subject: Idea for rangers partying together Date: Fri Apr 08 00:09:14 2005 Rating: 0 Votes: 10 Some races and guilds get bonuses for partying together, how about rangers too? It would be cool if when rangers party together they could make more than one fire, for example party report party report party report party report party report party report party report party report
#46
English
Submitted by: Favorit
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 5
You say 'there's no spoon, ya know.' Coren exclaims 'but there's a fork()!'