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#1915
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Submitted by: Xortoth
At: Dec 26 2007
Rating: 0
Tikku frantically waves his hands and yells 'gwwaaajj' (Summon) Yefno snaps into existence. Dvough claps his hands and whispers 'judicandus mercuree' (Cure light wounds) Yefno leaves west. Yefno left somewhere. Spokesman shouts 'Yefno should stick to PIGEONS! I want a tougher challenge!' Yefno dies. Tiktok [party]: can we summon yefno?
#1914
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Submitted by: Calmis
At: Dec 23 2007
Rating: -2
Calmis suomi: täältä batmudista löytää kyllä juttuseuraa Crx tells you 'soot kyllä hyvä puhuu itekses :D'
#1912
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Dec 14 2007
Rating: 1
Picks from the BatMUD Bestiary! Slobber [saato+]: It can be used by the following mount races: ...; landshark, ... headless_pope, ... fish_with_no_eyes ; tahtoo ratsastaa maahailla ja kalalla
#1911
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Submitted by: Arafat
At: Dec 11 2007
Rating: 2
Kobane [chat]: anyone know of a good substitute for matlab? Zaph [chat]: methlab
#1910
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Dec 6 2007
Rating: 2
Mistä pikkuveljet tulevat... Max Hardcode {porn+}: omg tieks mitä tehtii kersana ku löydettii kaverin faijan kortsuja patjan alta... pisteltii niihi reikii :DDD KinkyBastard (porn+): :DDDD Max Hardcode {porn+}: siis käyttämättömii :P Max Hardcode {porn+}: se saiki kyl pikkuveljen sit :DDDD Tumppu <porn+>: muah :DD
#1908
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Submitted by: Vijita
At: Dec 3 2007
Rating: 3
Presence (wanted): You are carrying -1.-2 kg of equipment Vijita [wanted]: thats no bug! Vijita [wanted]: youre carrying Blaykes penis! Presence (wanted): I lol'd.
#1907
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Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Dec 1 2007
Rating: 0
[00:14]:Larppa [wanted]: someone to tell me thousands of wilderness races i haven't killed yet [00:15]:Nuane (wanted): You tell Larppa 'thousands of wilderness races i haven't killed yet'
#1906
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Submitted by: Juggelo
At: Nov 29 2007
Rating: 6
[23:10]:Sprite {merchant}: make a flesh chest [23:10]:Hair [merchant]: how many slots? [23:10]:Froggy [merchant]: I fear how many kilos of flesh it would take [23:10]:Alakhai (merchant): flesh chest, you mean boobs? [23:10]:Murgan [merchant]: silicon! [23:11]:Alakhai (merchant): "a flesh chest reinforced with silicon" [23:11]:Tarken [merchant]: :D [23:11]:Acidia [merchant]: i would use the word 'enhanced', rather than reinforced [23:11]:[merchant]: Murgan laughs out loud. [23:11]:Lurppa [merchant]: damn funny to force open,, would bounce around the room [23:11]:Hair [merchant]: so this is no a-cup chest [23:11]:Tarken [merchant]: hahahaahaha [23:12]:Alakhai (merchant): my god, this is one kinky guild [23:12]:Froggy [merchant]: I don't want to ask what kidn of traps you'd put on it. [23:12]:Acidia [merchant]: boobytraps? [23:12]:Tarken [merchant]: boobytraps :D [23:12]:[merchant]: Murgan rolls on the floor laughing her ass off.
#1903
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Submitted by: Calath
At: Nov 24 2007
Rating: -1
Rivfader [suomi]: oho tuli 2312 exp ku tapoin jonku naisen kadulta :P Delecti [suomi]: kukaa viittiny sitä siivoo ainakaan viel toistaseks :P Delecti [suomi]: no pennuil on hauskaa ku menee siit ohi :P
#1902
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Submitted by: Tixe
At: Nov 15 2007
Rating: 2
Ewige [fnord+]: Blayke (party): he dont area Ewige [fnord+]: Giant spider fills up its cheeks with air and exhales (killing cloud) Ewige [fnord+]: Giant spider hits Crowbar, Blayke, Ewige, Axl, Resin, Ulver, Desos, Sparhawk, Bloodghost and Dumbo with its killing cloud Ewige [fnord+]: =)
#1900
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Submitted by: Blacksmith
At: Nov 13 2007
Rating: 0
[17:52]:Tikku [wanted]: someone quote priest info30 You tell Tikku 'http://taikajuoma.ath.cx/bat/batwiki/index.php/Evil_Priests#Lev el_30' Tikku tells you 'joo honasin just että oon priesti ite :D' You tell Tikku ':-D' Tikku hums a little tune at you.
#1899
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Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Nov 12 2007
Rating: 4
Tarken [nightlife+]: I mean if I lift the full paint can 50 times a day, I'll have a fucking huge muscle cock in a few weeks Tarken [nightlife+]: lotto Lozlo [nightlife+]: nice lotto there Gurth [nightlife+]: wow, that's embarassing Vijita [nightlife+]: I still saw it Tarken [nightlife+]: shit
#1898
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Submitted by: Nosunrise
At: Nov 11 2007
Rating: 0
Golux claps his hands and says 'fah mar nak grttzt' (lava blast) Golux hesitates as he casts lava blast. The air before Golux becomes electrified and crackles with pure POWER. Golux shudders as his lava blast hits Slime. You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Slime as it dies. party report {War Ensemble Expired.}
#1897
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Submitted by: Sirdar
At: Nov 10 2007
Rating: -1
Yorkaturr [suomi]: muistan ku vedettiin jossain limudiskossa Cotton Eye Joeta letkassa teineinä Yorkaturr [suomi]: hävettää ihan vitusti myöntää
#1896
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Submitted by: Xortoth
At: Nov 10 2007
Rating: -1
Wispy shades of Arnoldi (ghost): ress? Wispy shades of Xunisiih (ghost): accept Wispy shades of Xunisiih (ghost): ai eiku jahas olin kuollu vielä :) Wispy shades of Arnoldi (ghost): hih Wispy shades of Xunisiih (ghost): make it ress for me too :)
#1895
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Submitted by: Tarken
At: Nov 8 2007
Rating: 0
[22:06]:Emplate [wanted]: syntax to farmhouse areaquest [22:07]:Cordoba (wanted): give head [22:07]:Cordoba (wanted): nasty as it sounds [22:07]:[wanted]: Emplate chuckles politely. [22:07]:Emplate [wanted]: gave it to farmer and the son, no effect :( [22:07]:Astrax [wanted]: you dirty slut [22:07]:Cordoba (wanted): yep, give it to wife.. nasty as it sounds
#1894
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Submitted by: Lampsa
At: Nov 1 2007
Rating: 2
meanwhile in the land where immortals roam.. (21:01) Era tells you 'hihih, korjasinpa hassun bugin tosta, melkein fukkasin :)' (21:01) You tell Era (*42*) 'minkäs? :)' (21:01) Era tells you '20 cast golden arrow olis vetäny instana 20 blastia' (21:01) You tell Era (*42*) ':D'
#1893
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Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Oct 26 2007
Rating: -1
Tixe tells Matria, Ulath and you 'ok i gotta jet, Olivia is dragging expensive stuff off of desks an opening drawers she shouldnt be...bbl' Tixe tells Matriam, Ulath and you 'she just got my nikon d70 and is now headed at the dog' Info: Tixe goes link dead at: Friday October 26, 2007 7:17:33 am
#1891
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Oct 23 2007
Rating: 2
Nazrix [bat]: Freld tells you 'some fucking 40lvl naab has parked his GOD DAMN ANT in my stable spot'
#1890
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Submitted by: Blacksmith
At: Oct 19 2007
Rating: 0
[19:55]:Heliekeijuxd (Suomi): muistaako kukaan urlia siihen videoon missä joku jenkkiämmä ajaa auton nurin siinä jossakin kartanon portilla? [19:55]:Saldas [Suomi]: en, mutta on mulla pari pornolinkkiä