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#864
Unset Language
Submitted by: Broetchen
At: Sep 15 2004
Rating: 5
(13:26) Wermine tells you 'mulla on sulle kaks sanaa' (13:26) Wermine tells you 'et vaan osaa'
#881
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Sep 21 2004
Rating: 5
[05:22]:Shmuzin [sales]: take this to the 'oh poor me' channel plz [05:23]:Ramjett [sales]: since when did malicat get her own channel?
#893
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Sep 26 2004
Rating: 5
(courtesy of Wir) Baby blue whale leaves west. w Your fluent motions allow you to maintain concentration. FFF?RRRRr You are walking in a forest. The trees around you are tall, and huge RR=RRRRRR in diameter. Some may even be hollow inside. They provide good r=rr*RRRR hiding places, maybe you should look around for hidden animals and /FFFrrrrr treasures. Hail stones fall from a slowly moving, lightly clouded FFFFFFfff night sky. A light wind stirs the air. A first quarter moon hangs in the sky. Obvious exits are: nw, n, ne, w, e, sw, s and se. a baby blue whale
#910
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Oct 4 2004
Rating: 5
Juggelo <wiz>: "momma, momma, a mortal attacked my testchar, killing it without a reason. can you please ban him" Pahvi <wiz>: banned juggelos testchar. Juggelo <wiz>: thanks.
#935
Unset Language
Submitted by: Favorit
At: Oct 18 2004
Rating: 5
[22:16]:Lordduran [bat]: You take a lovely looking bouquet of flowers. --> smell bouquet --> You smell horribly, you really need a bath! [22:17]:Sancran [bat]: your smell is so powerful that you cant smell anything else [22:18]:Sancran [bat]: there's always a logic explanation!
#960
Unset Language
Submitted by: Khonshu
At: Nov 2 2004
Rating: 5
[22:12]:Madrid <bat>: Please remember that November 2, 2004 has been designated as National Celibacy Day . . . [22:12]:Madrid <bat>: no bush, no dick
#966
English
Submitted by: Enochian
At: Nov 7 2004
Rating: 5
Ghost of Rehna [ghost]: I keep typoing your name..what is ti?
#1001
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Dec 2 2004
Rating: 5
Blackstar tells you 'hmm whats a good solo kill to do' You tell Blackstar 'digga's bunnies' Blackstar tells you 'puh' Blackstar tells you 'think I could kill the gibberling?' You tell Blackstar 'doubtful...you suck' Blackstar tells you 'ok just cause you said that' You tell Blackstar 'i was figuring you'd be having a tough time with the bunnies' Blackstar tells you 'im killing it' Blackstar tells you 'LOL its beware mob' You feel that Blackstar goes unconscious. Gibberling shouts 'Blackstar, I bet that HURT! *RAH RAH*' Info: Blackstar dies. Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: ok than Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: rais You tell Blackstar (dead) 'wait...who's killing who?' Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: fuck you ooga!
#1002
Unset Language
Submitted by: Jumbo
At: Dec 3 2004
Rating: 5
news display ideas-wanted 4793 Lythlandria tells you 'there are many comics where santa is involved, there are very good reasons why batmud doesn't specifically immulate such, copyright is only one reason.'
#1003
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Dec 4 2004
Rating: 5
Santa Claus says 'how are you today?' Zindamar grunts 'pretty bad, considering that you are giving presents to everyone but me.' Lacuna agrees with Zindamar fully. Zindamar grunts 'you make me sad santa.' Santa Claus says 'have you been good?' Zindamar exclaims 'I have, you haven't! I HATE YOU SANTA!' Zindamar bursts into tears. Zindamar leaves south.
#1008
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Dec 5 2004
Rating: 5
Simpro [suomi]: onko kukaa imuttanu aleksanteria viel? Apopapopyy [suomi]: voi hyvänen aika tuo kuulosti pahalta Ruttuturpa [suomi]: =D Angelic [suomi]: hohoho ==) Simpro [suomi]: mikä Rooite [suomi]: hohohoho Noctur <suomi>: :P Simpro [suomi]: naurakaa nyt kun en ees tiedä mille nauretaan :P Simpro [suomi]: mulle varmasti en epäile Hit (suomi): imuttanu :) Rooite [suomi]: quote ainesta .) Simpro [suomi]: hoho Simpro [suomi]: nyt tajusin
#1027
Unset Language
Submitted by: Kimvais
At: Dec 17 2004
Rating: 5
Dangergirl [suomi]: musta se on ihan höpöpuhetta jos mies sanoo ettei ole mitannut. se ei vaan kehtaa kertoa vaikka nätisti kysyy Yorkaturr [suomi]: yhtä höpöpuhetta tommonen ettei oo mulkkua mitannu kun se ettei runkkaa
#1031
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Dec 23 2004
Rating: 5
Malar awards Sai 5 points for completing 'Newbie help' task. Morpher [fin]: bugaa mudi, tuli joku et sai on tehny newbie helppiä
#1047
Unset Language
Submitted by: Glenfast
At: Jan 5 2005
Rating: 5
Pargy tells you 'ollessani keittiössä kun puristin suolakurkkua hellin ottein se alkoi puhua minulle' Pargy tells you 'sliprtsrrrrrrrplorsfds' Pargy tells you 'en puhu suolakurkkua'
#1049
Unset Language
Submitted by: Khonshu
At: Jan 6 2005
Rating: 5
Mazzon [newbie]: Best way to talk to wizards is rl. Next best is seldom.
#1065
Unset Language
Submitted by: Grizzt
At: Jan 17 2005
Rating: 5
[11:51]:Dintsu <ee+>: Voi pyhä neekeri sentää et oli riuhtastu työpaikan vessaan kunnon jöötit. Siel oli semmonen oikein jarrutusjälkien esi-isä, esi-äiti, serkku, kummi, kaima, käly ja puuttuva rengas. Saatana. Skidmarkkien ferrari. [11:51]:Dintsu <ee+>: Koko se vedenalainen osa oli ihan saastassa [11:51]:Dura <ee+>: larppa käyny asioilla [11:51]:Rutq [ee+]: nii vissii [11:52]:Dura <ee+>: ja rutku yllyttäny, luulen [11:52]:Dintsu <ee+>: Voisitte käydä kotonanne!
#1074
Finnish
Submitted by: Enochian
At: Jan 20 2005
Rating: 5
[19:42]:Mursu-Frank (twilight+): pitäsköhän tehä webisivut jossa arvostellaan uusija tapoja tervehtiä ja viritellään vanhoja [19:42]:Mursu-Frank (twilight+): nimeks tulis moropaketti
#1086
Unset Language
Submitted by: Reagent
At: Jan 27 2005
Rating: 5
17:01]:Taylon [bat]: what + is slightly improve? [17:05]:Banba <bat>: it is an index to rate beauty when you are drinking late at night, alone in the bar. for each 12 ounces of alcohol, your target gets +sligh tly to improve
#1089
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malystryx
At: Jan 28 2005
Rating: 5
Kitania [kitten+]: i tried to sell my soul to satan but since i am dyslexic, i accidentally sold it to Santa. it's not too bad most of the time but christmas is a bitch. he's a slave driver.
#1122
Unset Language
Submitted by: Harle
At: Feb 19 2005
Rating: 5
[14:59]:Ukkeli [merchant]: where is master merchant guild?