Damogran [newbie]: Introducing a new player to BatMUD: Zexyz. Tarken the Helper [newbie]: Zexyz? lol... Graft [newbie]: Maybe he wanted a name to capitalize on Scrabble points :)

Nazrix [bat]: mita se on homou Nazrix [bat]: Boratti ja Misteri Beanerit on Suomimailnen joo joo! Tonto (bat): hethethethethet Chris Waddle

Followup to mudquote 1859... Ooga the Helper [newbie]: and from something someone else said in a tell to me, it sounds like you're in an area written by a coder who's intentionally devious and makes very hard puzzles but they tend to be pretty coherent Mikaiyla the Helper [newbie]: shinarae made that area? ;) Mikaiyla tells you 'did shinarae make it?' You emote to Mikaiyla 'nods at you.' Mikaiyla tells you 'i was guessing lol'

Ooga the Helper [newbie]: you just need to think like a heavily drunkened finn who's been up partying for 2 days straight and has mostly forgotten how to speak english Ooga the Helper [newbie]: that's the key to solving some of the older quests Dralith tells you 'hmm, too bad he's in a shinarae area ;)'

[02:48]:Melemkor <newbie>: we should create a new race, 24hour life span :P [02:48]:Kershik [newbie]: name it Shar!

[16:24]:Mursia [party]: mikäs on "varastossa" saksaks? [16:24]:Eksrei (party): lederhosen

Nazrix [chat]: Egypt has just placed an order for 1,200,000,000 $ worth of patriot missile systems made by US. Lithuania just purchased $5,000 of reindeer from finland.

[18:55]:Fil [wanted]: someone to tell me eidilon sword syntaxes! [18:55]:Kirya [wanted]: holy vest of yak [18:55]:Vandris (wanted): wield sword ,) [18:55]:Fil [wanted]: whee [18:55]:Bmoa {wanted}: 'kill bunny' [18:55]:Evilild [wanted]: pointy end away from you! [18:56]:Alakhai (wanted): 'donate sword' [18:56]:Fil [wanted]: never let it be said that batmud lacks humor...or retards, mostly we have retards [18:57]:Acidia [wanted]: hear hear

Starrlight [wanted]: dir to shatate what ever her name is in tiger maze paying for it Starrlight is a level 97 mortal of the Centaur race.

[23:26]:Arafat (suomi): työ, surkiat paskat, työ ääliöt. vyö vitun p9olin paskanaamat luulette että omalla clientillä tuodaan batmud lähemmäs ihmistä. haistakaa nyt sormianne kun ne on hikoilleet teidän palleissanne, joita teillä ei ole. Te ette osaa nähdä asioita, te matkitte niitä. Te luulette että tuntumaa on 15 vee ja risat. tätähän se lars haki ja tätä perseaivo niilokin tuumi, teemme batista clientmudi. ei, ei emme mitenkään ajattele että tämä olisi vain lähstymistapa unixiin. aasit [23:26]:Gore <suomi>: heippa.

Dralith sings drunkenly 'also, I must admit Durand's balls are heavier than I anticipated.'

You say 'I should go to bed and dream of fields full of nice young ladies who chase me.' Gem says 'and they're 5.' Gem says 'isi isi isi isi.' You say 'goddsamn.' You say 'you spoiled it.'

after wearing cecilias dress... Zhenyu [newbie]: "the orifice looks tight but you might be able to ram something in there"...is have found rusty chain mail and a rusty sword in the kelorgoth's stomach...any suggestions on how to use them on the orifice?

Calmis [suomi]: haluaisin kyllä tietää miks mulle tulee joku vitun libresse sähköposti Tonto (suomi): käyttäydyt kuin kuukautisista kärsivä nainen, siks

Lampsa <bat>: i think there was some help file 'archwizards are here to help you' or something never actually bothered to read it but i think the title says enough

Nemsis [wanted]: area that has sun amulet Shar (wanted): ai mun?

Antonius [newbie]: Um, how do I reset my prompt to the default? Entrini [newbie]: are you using zmud? Antonius [newbie]: Nope. Entrini [newbie]: are you using zmud? Entrini [newbie]: oops sorry didnt mean to send that twice

Ggr [newbie]: we have a special figure which is used to measure the drunkenness of wizards, it is called EPM or "events per minute".

Tonto (suomi): "Kuinka monta AD-HD-potilasta tarvitaan ooh keksejä!"

[20:49]:Kungen (swe+): någon som vet vad zenick använde wish scrollen till? [20:55]:Stefan [swe+]: horor och sprit [20:56]:Stefan [swe+]: men i sann batmud-anda fick han ett fetto och en halv mellanöl