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#1860
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Submitted by: Ooga
At: Aug 21 2007
Rating: 2
Followup to mudquote 1859... Ooga the Helper [newbie]: and from something someone else said in a tell to me, it sounds like you're in an area written by a coder who's intentionally devious and makes very hard puzzles but they tend to be pretty coherent Mikaiyla the Helper [newbie]: shinarae made that area? ;) Mikaiyla tells you 'did shinarae make it?' You emote to Mikaiyla 'nods at you.' Mikaiyla tells you 'i was guessing lol'
#1859
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Submitted by: Ooga
At: Aug 21 2007
Rating: 5
Ooga the Helper [newbie]: you just need to think like a heavily drunkened finn who's been up partying for 2 days straight and has mostly forgotten how to speak english Ooga the Helper [newbie]: that's the key to solving some of the older quests Dralith tells you 'hmm, too bad he's in a shinarae area ;)'
#1858
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Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Aug 21 2007
Rating: 1
[02:48]:Melemkor <newbie>: we should create a new race, 24hour life span :P [02:48]:Kershik [newbie]: name it Shar!
#1857
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Submitted by: Mace
At: Aug 19 2007
Rating: 0
[16:24]:Mursia [party]: mikäs on "varastossa" saksaks? [16:24]:Eksrei (party): lederhosen
#1856
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Submitted by: Kimvais
At: Aug 14 2007
Rating: -1
Nazrix [chat]: Egypt has just placed an order for 1,200,000,000 $ worth of patriot missile systems made by US. Lithuania just purchased $5,000 of reindeer from finland.
#1855
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Submitted by: Emplate
At: Aug 5 2007
Rating: 2
[18:55]:Fil [wanted]: someone to tell me eidilon sword syntaxes! [18:55]:Kirya [wanted]: holy vest of yak [18:55]:Vandris (wanted): wield sword ,) [18:55]:Fil [wanted]: whee [18:55]:Bmoa {wanted}: 'kill bunny' [18:55]:Evilild [wanted]: pointy end away from you! [18:56]:Alakhai (wanted): 'donate sword' [18:56]:Fil [wanted]: never let it be said that batmud lacks humor...or retards, mostly we have retards [18:57]:Acidia [wanted]: hear hear
#1850
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Submitted by: Calath
At: Jul 19 2007
Rating: 2
Starrlight [wanted]: dir to shatate what ever her name is in tiger maze paying for it Starrlight is a level 97 mortal of the Centaur race.
#1849
Finnish
Submitted by: Markuz
At: Jul 18 2007
Rating: 6
[23:26]:Arafat (suomi): työ, surkiat paskat, työ ääliöt. vyö vitun p9olin paskanaamat luulette että omalla clientillä tuodaan batmud lähemmäs ihmistä. haistakaa nyt sormianne kun ne on hikoilleet teidän palleissanne, joita teillä ei ole. Te ette osaa nähdä asioita, te matkitte niitä. Te luulette että tuntumaa on 15 vee ja risat. tätähän se lars haki ja tätä perseaivo niilokin tuumi, teemme batista clientmudi. ei, ei emme mitenkään ajattele että tämä olisi vain lähstymistapa unixiin. aasit [23:26]:Gore <suomi>: heippa.
#1848
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Submitted by: Favorit
At: Jul 16 2007
Rating: -2
Dralith sings drunkenly 'also, I must admit Durand's balls are heavier than I anticipated.'
#1847
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Submitted by: Dino
At: Jul 15 2007
Rating: -2
You say 'I should go to bed and dream of fields full of nice young ladies who chase me.' Gem says 'and they're 5.' Gem says 'isi isi isi isi.' You say 'goddsamn.' You say 'you spoiled it.'
#1846
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Submitted by: Arafat
At: Jul 7 2007
Rating: 2
after wearing cecilias dress... Zhenyu [newbie]: "the orifice looks tight but you might be able to ram something in there"...is have found rusty chain mail and a rusty sword in the kelorgoth's stomach...any suggestions on how to use them on the orifice?
#1845
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Submitted by: Lotheac
At: Jul 4 2007
Rating: 4
Calmis [suomi]: haluaisin kyllä tietää miks mulle tulee joku vitun libresse sähköposti Tonto (suomi): käyttäydyt kuin kuukautisista kärsivä nainen, siks
#1844
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jul 2 2007
Rating: 1
Lampsa <bat>: i think there was some help file 'archwizards are here to help you' or something never actually bothered to read it but i think the title says enough
#1843
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Submitted by: Beliah
At: Jun 25 2007
Rating: -1
Nemsis [wanted]: area that has sun amulet Shar (wanted): ai mun?
#1838
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Submitted by: Arafat
At: Jun 18 2007
Rating: 2
Antonius [newbie]: Um, how do I reset my prompt to the default? Entrini [newbie]: are you using zmud? Antonius [newbie]: Nope. Entrini [newbie]: are you using zmud? Entrini [newbie]: oops sorry didnt mean to send that twice
#1836
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jun 14 2007
Rating: 6
Ggr [newbie]: we have a special figure which is used to measure the drunkenness of wizards, it is called EPM or "events per minute".
#1835
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jun 4 2007
Rating: 7
Tonto (suomi): "Kuinka monta AD-HD-potilasta tarvitaan ooh keksejä!"
#1834
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Submitted by: Trandar
At: Jun 4 2007
Rating: 1
[20:49]:Kungen (swe+): någon som vet vad zenick använde wish scrollen till? [20:55]:Stefan [swe+]: horor och sprit [20:56]:Stefan [swe+]: men i sann batmud-anda fick han ett fetto och en halv mellanöl
#1833
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Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Jun 2 2007
Rating: 2
[06:00]:Nazrix [bat]: Nazrix arrives from the north. [06:00]:Nazrix [bat]: wtf, i'm in nowhere outworld and I saw this [06:01]:Eressa [bat]: just an echo naz [06:01]:Nazrix [bat]: what did yours say? [06:01]:Eressa [bat]: mine said Nazrix is gullible.
#1830
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Submitted by: Solarhawk
At: May 24 2007
Rating: 0
Lotheac [merchant]: does silicon grow in trees or is it alloy only?