Dralith sings drunkenly 'also, I must admit Durand's balls are heavier than I anticipated.'

You say 'I should go to bed and dream of fields full of nice young ladies who chase me.' Gem says 'and they're 5.' Gem says 'isi isi isi isi.' You say 'goddsamn.' You say 'you spoiled it.'

after wearing cecilias dress... Zhenyu [newbie]: "the orifice looks tight but you might be able to ram something in there"...is have found rusty chain mail and a rusty sword in the kelorgoth's stomach...any suggestions on how to use them on the orifice?

Calmis [suomi]: haluaisin kyllä tietää miks mulle tulee joku vitun libresse sähköposti Tonto (suomi): käyttäydyt kuin kuukautisista kärsivä nainen, siks

Lampsa <bat>: i think there was some help file 'archwizards are here to help you' or something never actually bothered to read it but i think the title says enough

Nemsis [wanted]: area that has sun amulet Shar (wanted): ai mun?

Antonius [newbie]: Um, how do I reset my prompt to the default? Entrini [newbie]: are you using zmud? Antonius [newbie]: Nope. Entrini [newbie]: are you using zmud? Entrini [newbie]: oops sorry didnt mean to send that twice

Ggr [newbie]: we have a special figure which is used to measure the drunkenness of wizards, it is called EPM or "events per minute".

Tonto (suomi): "Kuinka monta AD-HD-potilasta tarvitaan ooh keksejä!"

[20:49]:Kungen (swe+): någon som vet vad zenick använde wish scrollen till? [20:55]:Stefan [swe+]: horor och sprit [20:56]:Stefan [swe+]: men i sann batmud-anda fick han ett fetto och en halv mellanöl

[06:00]:Nazrix [bat]: Nazrix arrives from the north. [06:00]:Nazrix [bat]: wtf, i'm in nowhere outworld and I saw this [06:01]:Eressa [bat]: just an echo naz [06:01]:Nazrix [bat]: what did yours say? [06:01]:Eressa [bat]: mine said Nazrix is gullible.

Lotheac [merchant]: does silicon grow in trees or is it alloy only?

Tonto (newbie): what do these monk trainers actually want from you, money or sexual favours? Aquavitae [newbie]: they are men of god Aquavitae [newbie]: so both Doot (newbie): both

Favorit <bat>: Finnish Eurovision song is way cool this year. Favorit <bat>: And the chick is hot, too :) Sumendar {bat}: forklift driver who won finnish idol contest Favorit <bat>: ooo, forklift driver! Favorit <bat>: I bet she can drive my fork allright Favorit <bat>: first lift my fork and then drive it! Brock <bat>: out to drive a bit then :( Brock tells you 'btw i'm in a forklift truck atm' You tell Brock (*@papermill*) 'umm, are you trying to turn me on with that?' Brock tells you 'hell yeah!'

Favorit tells you 'while being junior Idol, i'm a senior butt-seksplorer'

Alanna [newbie]: How do you know if you've been sex-changed? Lozlo the Helper [newbie]: finger yourself

Keskustelua vapun soittolistasta Grizzt <saato+>: pitäskö se sit olla: mjn & euroboy - vonkaamisen abc, martti servo - hyvältä näyttää, fintelligens - heruux, jonna - ei heru, martti servo - mikä on kun ei taidot riitä, pink - u + ur hand

Alakhai (suomi): on kyllä kotoisaa logata battiin ku ensimmäinen asia mitä näkee ni tissien ylistäminen suomi-kanavalla :)

Fizzl tells you 'jeh. lisäsin tosin mutkan matkaan odensen kautta ettei; tartte ferryä venailla ja siellä istua =)'

[14:50]:Milk (bat): he's learned a new word 'ape' which he constantly uses [14:50]:Nazrix [bat]: I love word ape [14:50]:Naran [bat]: thats cause you are one [14:50]:Nazrix [bat]: naran will die [14:50]:Favorit <bat>: Naran will die - Nazrix will get removed. [14:50]:Grimpold (bat): die naran die!