[21:15]:Darol <bat>: hola people and others [21:16]:Ulath <bat>: Yes, you never know whether someone might identify as a leather sofa, for example [21:16]:Darol <bat>: yes, i just don't want to offend anyone [21:16]:Yggdrasil [bat]: or an attack helicopter [21:16]:Darol <bat>: accidentally, on purpose is another thing [21:16]:Exeunt (bat): did you just assume my material [21:16]:Banba {bat}: id check their cushions for loose change [21:16]:Glaurung (bat): did you just assume my furniturity ? [21:16]:Took [bat]: I identify as a meat popsicle [21:16]:Endure {bat}: I am the evil witch-king throne [21:16]:Ueberlisk [bat]: i am groot.

Spann (bat): are there great white wyrms in the game? Stylus (bat): when i forget my pants (bat): Stylus bows gracefully. (bat): Malum sighs deeply.

You tell Nyriori 'Last reinc: Feb 29 2004' Nyriori tells you ' Last reinc: Mar 01 2004 ... and Ive done it :P' Nyriori tells you 'and wtf you last reinced the day before I did?! What are the odds?'

Ergor (rixx): how many higbies takes naps... goes to work does what ever... just chances to phone checks every 30 minutes and got some ra on so doesent idle... fucking much... vittu tasan ei mee nallekarkit... total shit... truth every move cant be watched everything cant be seen... so total bull shit... welcome to RL welcome to 2020... well or even 2000... fucking newbies whining about life... get a rl if this is so hard

[09:30]:Vec [newbie]: i always get the message that i got better with my tail but it never goes up

07:40]:Canshow [newbie]: "you recieve 2001 task points for completing major typos task" is this a prank? [07:40]:Tiktok [newbie]: It is a typo message [07:40]:Stark [newbie]: Yes. More specifially, it's a typo message, when you type a command wrong. [07:44]:Canshow [newbie]: now i'm sad, and angry. [07:44]:Roak [newbie]: ah. you've achieved batmud state. youre one of us.

Undyingrage rolls his eyes frantically and states 'hypin pompin luokses juoksen' Undyingrage vanishes in a bright flash as reality snaps. A coalescing of ethereal substances causes your vision to blur. When your eyes clear, Undyingrage stands before you. Huppu giggles inanely.

Banba {team+}: man, jsut finshed a delightful handful of roasted almonds - i could lick those nuts all night

Izelen [wanted]: Ok what is this thing with keys I keep seeing is it any keys or slang for something I don't know about? Turnip [wanted]: Kharim need keys. Moviae (wanted): generally all keys are fine Glaurung (wanted): any keys.. kharim guild members feed random keys to a machine, and then when a magic door opens, they all go and do a syntax, get a message of failure, complain about it together, and then go hunt for more keys for the next failuredoor

Blax Maulux shouts 'Gee, sorry about that Arafon *snicker*!'

Lavitz tells you 'no wonder this game's dead there's not even a cockslap emote'

[raid-]: Bartok has joined the House of Raid. Mulam [raid-]: oh Mulam [raid-]: welcome Bartok [raid-]: thanks Silencer (raid-): welcome Bartok :D Bartok [raid-]: back again to this house (: Mulam [raid-]: we are a nice comunity, we play bridge on tuesdays and bingo on fridays. if in the mood, there is mudsex on sundays. Bartok [raid-]: ohhhh mudsex wonder how that worx

Arnoldi (wanted): why all women wants to fuck? wjy they just cant talk... Davian (wanted): thats a paradox Marvin [wanted]: yes clearly this is a problem that people have Roak [wanted]: ballgag sir. you have to remove the ballgag

[02:35]:Reprocess [chat]: drugs? [02:52]:Entropy <chat>: hey you [02:53]:Choboeio [chat]: Who? [02:53]:Entropy <chat>: hey you , dont let them bury they live [02:54]:Entropy <chat>: wooooot [02:55]:Entropy <chat>: it was only a fantasy [02:55]:Entropy <chat>: i think the worms are eating into my brains

Blackstar [chat]: Kitsune marry me I can cook and do women work and you can play poker with the boys on sundays and fix the cars Kitsune <chat>: woman work? Kitsune <chat>: dude, i love cooking. i'd be pissed if i couldn't cook Kitsune <chat>: but you can do poker, i wanna do the MNF :P Blackstar [chat]: ok fine, you can cook and work on the cars then! and I _GUESS_ I'll play poker all the time Blackstar [chat]: sounds like a fair trade

Alakhai [suomi]: naapurikylässä oli baari jossa oli strippari torstaisin, sit ku sinne eräs kaunis torstai selvis ni oli omistaja vaihtunu ja siellä olikin venäläinen haitarinsoittaja

[03:46]:Huppu (nightlife+): it's not the shortest but definitely not long [03:46]:(nightlife+): Stylus eyes Huppu suspiciously. [03:46]:Rabo [nightlife+]: thats what she said? [03:46]:(nightlife+): Stylus says 'yes'. [03:47]:(nightlife+): Huppu says 'yes'.

Zoid [wanted]: is there mount feed bag bigger than it sells in guild (20 slots)? Banba {wanted}: stylus 's nuts Tarken <wanted>: .... Banba stole my exact response. That bastard! Banba {wanted}: i saw it on his website - i_choke_horses.com

Nepu sai Dull ringin [23:59]:Nepnep (vsa+): ihana rinkula... [23:59]:Nepnep (vsa+): vasta koko illan taistellu, on jo +1/+1!!!! tiedan mita teen tan viikon [23:59]:Gargoyle (vsa+): jaanii solveet nitä vitun sanoja [00:00]:Nepnep (vsa+): voivittimasanonsaatana... [00:00]:Gargoyle (vsa+): itellä meni kupari nurin parin päivän jälkee ja myin vittuu koko ringi [00:00]:Nepnep (vsa+): ja mita opimme tasta, se pitaa tosiaan ite solvee, ei auta et joku solveis sulle =P [00:00]:Gargoyle (vsa+): jep, mä vähän mietinki tota et solvettuna muka sais [00:01]:Nepnep (vsa+): toperi hinkkas sen tappiin ja nakkas mulle parin tunnin huhkinnan jalkeen, 0 stat... [00:01]:Nepnep (vsa+): jee.... [00:02]:Nepnep (vsa+): ja mita vittuu, eivoi ees tietaa ja 12s aikaa et nojond on tietysti donjon??? [00:02]:Nepnep (vsa+): mika bittu on donjon?????? [00:03]:Gargoyle (vsa+): ei hajuukaa [00:03]:Nepnep (vsa+): toaggi ja valkrist on vastuussa tastaki, tapan [00:03]:(vsa+): Gargoyle goes 'mmmmm...'.

Spann (sales): kobold map 30k Spann (sales): kobold map 1k Spann (sales): laenor Spann (sales): once Spann (sales): twice Spann (sales): 3 times Spann (sales): sold Spann (wanted): what map is kobold map?