[19:58]:[order+]: Arafon has scheduled a new party 'Return of the Highbie Dildo' (#88) for Wed Jan 27 03:00 2021 EET [20:37]:Mulan [order+]: I refuse to join a party with such a grotesque name. [20:37]:Arafon [order+]: even if highbies pay fat coin for them? [20:37]:Mulan [order+]: I only party for pride and glor... how much you say? [20:37]:Mr X (order+): :D

[10:43]:Cordoba (wanted): reanim, bell [10:43]:Cordoba (wanted): ONLY FOR THAT REANIM FFS!

Arafon [lotus+]: did you know we are basically making dildos for rich highbies?

Arafon tells you 'the votor fraud is that we let people like you vote blax'

[02:47]:Jamieo [bat]: How do I play this game again [02:47]:Mulam [bat]: kill monster -> profit [02:47]:Roak {bat}: repeat for 30 years [02:48]:Jamieo [bat]: ahh yes. "Kill" The monster. Not... "Make friends with her and form a clique."

Vermontimus [newbie]: Searching an entire city for...one...lost...cat? I know I am growing into an epic adventurer, but this simply seems like too much. What if the cat has sharp claws? Or rabies? Or has a dead mouse? I am not sure I can handle the tension. Culran (newbie): or even worse, it might have kittens! Vermontimus [newbie]: Heaven forbid! Hair the Helper (newbie): It will have a dead cockroach and expect you to praise it for its awesome hunting ability. Then it'll show you its butthole

[13:32]:Ulath <ifin>: Miksei He-Man ja She-Ra koskaan tehny We-Babya [13:32]:Ulath <ifin>: Siinä ois tyrät kuulkaa rytkyneet! [13:33]:Ulath <ifin>: Skeletor ois voinut kattella [13:33]:Pixu @icesus [ifin]: tekihä, sen nimi o ryan reynolds

[21:15]:Darol <bat>: hola people and others [21:16]:Ulath <bat>: Yes, you never know whether someone might identify as a leather sofa, for example [21:16]:Darol <bat>: yes, i just don't want to offend anyone [21:16]:Yggdrasil [bat]: or an attack helicopter [21:16]:Darol <bat>: accidentally, on purpose is another thing [21:16]:Exeunt (bat): did you just assume my material [21:16]:Banba {bat}: id check their cushions for loose change [21:16]:Glaurung (bat): did you just assume my furniturity ? [21:16]:Took [bat]: I identify as a meat popsicle [21:16]:Endure {bat}: I am the evil witch-king throne [21:16]:Ueberlisk [bat]: i am groot.

Spann (bat): are there great white wyrms in the game? Stylus (bat): when i forget my pants (bat): Stylus bows gracefully. (bat): Malum sighs deeply.

You tell Nyriori 'Last reinc: Feb 29 2004' Nyriori tells you ' Last reinc: Mar 01 2004 ... and Ive done it :P' Nyriori tells you 'and wtf you last reinced the day before I did?! What are the odds?'

Ergor (rixx): how many higbies takes naps... goes to work does what ever... just chances to phone checks every 30 minutes and got some ra on so doesent idle... fucking much... vittu tasan ei mee nallekarkit... total shit... truth every move cant be watched everything cant be seen... so total bull shit... welcome to RL welcome to 2020... well or even 2000... fucking newbies whining about life... get a rl if this is so hard

[09:30]:Vec [newbie]: i always get the message that i got better with my tail but it never goes up

07:40]:Canshow [newbie]: "you recieve 2001 task points for completing major typos task" is this a prank? [07:40]:Tiktok [newbie]: It is a typo message [07:40]:Stark [newbie]: Yes. More specifially, it's a typo message, when you type a command wrong. [07:44]:Canshow [newbie]: now i'm sad, and angry. [07:44]:Roak [newbie]: ah. you've achieved batmud state. youre one of us.

Undyingrage rolls his eyes frantically and states 'hypin pompin luokses juoksen' Undyingrage vanishes in a bright flash as reality snaps. A coalescing of ethereal substances causes your vision to blur. When your eyes clear, Undyingrage stands before you. Huppu giggles inanely.

Banba {team+}: man, jsut finshed a delightful handful of roasted almonds - i could lick those nuts all night

Izelen [wanted]: Ok what is this thing with keys I keep seeing is it any keys or slang for something I don't know about? Turnip [wanted]: Kharim need keys. Moviae (wanted): generally all keys are fine Glaurung (wanted): any keys.. kharim guild members feed random keys to a machine, and then when a magic door opens, they all go and do a syntax, get a message of failure, complain about it together, and then go hunt for more keys for the next failuredoor

Blax Maulux shouts 'Gee, sorry about that Arafon *snicker*!'

Lavitz tells you 'no wonder this game's dead there's not even a cockslap emote'

[raid-]: Bartok has joined the House of Raid. Mulam [raid-]: oh Mulam [raid-]: welcome Bartok [raid-]: thanks Silencer (raid-): welcome Bartok :D Bartok [raid-]: back again to this house (: Mulam [raid-]: we are a nice comunity, we play bridge on tuesdays and bingo on fridays. if in the mood, there is mudsex on sundays. Bartok [raid-]: ohhhh mudsex wonder how that worx

Arnoldi (wanted): why all women wants to fuck? wjy they just cant talk... Davian (wanted): thats a paradox Marvin [wanted]: yes clearly this is a problem that people have Roak [wanted]: ballgag sir. you have to remove the ballgag