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#2365
English
Submitted by: Blax
At: Feb 15 2020
Rating: 1
Ergor (rixx): how many higbies takes naps... goes to work does what ever... just chances to phone checks every 30 minutes and got some ra on so doesent idle... fucking much... vittu tasan ei mee nallekarkit... total shit... truth every move cant be watched everything cant be seen... so total bull shit... welcome to RL welcome to 2020... well or even 2000... fucking newbies whining about life... get a rl if this is so hard
#2364
English
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Jan 31 2020
Rating: 2
[09:30]:Vec [newbie]: i always get the message that i got better with my tail but it never goes up
#2363
English
Submitted by: Stark
At: Jan 27 2020
Rating: 1
07:40]:Canshow [newbie]: "you recieve 2001 task points for completing major typos task" is this a prank? [07:40]:Tiktok [newbie]: It is a typo message [07:40]:Stark [newbie]: Yes. More specifially, it's a typo message, when you type a command wrong. [07:44]:Canshow [newbie]: now i'm sad, and angry. [07:44]:Roak [newbie]: ah. you've achieved batmud state. youre one of us.
#2362
English
Submitted by: Kirjosieppo
At: Jan 13 2020
Rating: 1
Undyingrage rolls his eyes frantically and states 'hypin pompin luokses juoksen' Undyingrage vanishes in a bright flash as reality snaps. A coalescing of ethereal substances causes your vision to blur. When your eyes clear, Undyingrage stands before you. Huppu giggles inanely.
#2361
English
Submitted by: Hair
At: Jan 12 2020
Rating: 0
Banba {team+}: man, jsut finshed a delightful handful of roasted almonds - i could lick those nuts all night
#2360
English
Submitted by: Darol
At: Dec 21 2019
Rating: 2
Izelen [wanted]: Ok what is this thing with keys I keep seeing is it any keys or slang for something I don't know about? Turnip [wanted]: Kharim need keys. Moviae (wanted): generally all keys are fine Glaurung (wanted): any keys.. kharim guild members feed random keys to a machine, and then when a magic door opens, they all go and do a syntax, get a message of failure, complain about it together, and then go hunt for more keys for the next failuredoor
#2359
English
Submitted by: Blax
At: Nov 27 2019
Rating: 0
Blax Maulux shouts 'Gee, sorry about that Arafon *snicker*!'
#2358
English
Submitted by: Blax
At: Sep 9 2019
Rating: 1
Lavitz tells you 'no wonder this game's dead there's not even a cockslap emote'
#2357
English
Submitted by: Mulam
At: Aug 13 2019
Rating: 0
[raid-]: Bartok has joined the House of Raid. Mulam [raid-]: oh Mulam [raid-]: welcome Bartok [raid-]: thanks Silencer (raid-): welcome Bartok :D Bartok [raid-]: back again to this house (: Mulam [raid-]: we are a nice comunity, we play bridge on tuesdays and bingo on fridays. if in the mood, there is mudsex on sundays. Bartok [raid-]: ohhhh mudsex wonder how that worx
#2356
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: May 3 2019
Rating: 1
Arnoldi (wanted): why all women wants to fuck? wjy they just cant talk... Davian (wanted): thats a paradox Marvin [wanted]: yes clearly this is a problem that people have Roak [wanted]: ballgag sir. you have to remove the ballgag
#2355
English
Submitted by: Choboeio
At: Mar 16 2019
Rating: 0
[02:35]:Reprocess [chat]: drugs? [02:52]:Entropy <chat>: hey you [02:53]:Choboeio [chat]: Who? [02:53]:Entropy <chat>: hey you , dont let them bury they live [02:54]:Entropy <chat>: wooooot [02:55]:Entropy <chat>: it was only a fantasy [02:55]:Entropy <chat>: i think the worms are eating into my brains
#2354
English
Submitted by: Stark
At: Jan 31 2019
Rating: 0
Blackstar [chat]: Kitsune marry me I can cook and do women work and you can play poker with the boys on sundays and fix the cars Kitsune <chat>: woman work? Kitsune <chat>: dude, i love cooking. i'd be pissed if i couldn't cook Kitsune <chat>: but you can do poker, i wanna do the MNF :P Blackstar [chat]: ok fine, you can cook and work on the cars then! and I _GUESS_ I'll play poker all the time Blackstar [chat]: sounds like a fair trade
#2353
Finnish
Submitted by: Stark
At: Jan 31 2019
Rating: 1
Alakhai [suomi]: naapurikylässä oli baari jossa oli strippari torstaisin, sit ku sinne eräs kaunis torstai selvis ni oli omistaja vaihtunu ja siellä olikin venäläinen haitarinsoittaja
#2352
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Jan 12 2019
Rating: 1
[03:46]:Huppu (nightlife+): it's not the shortest but definitely not long [03:46]:(nightlife+): Stylus eyes Huppu suspiciously. [03:46]:Rabo [nightlife+]: thats what she said? [03:46]:(nightlife+): Stylus says 'yes'. [03:47]:(nightlife+): Huppu says 'yes'.
#2351
English
Submitted by: Aiseki
At: Dec 18 2018
Rating: 0
Zoid [wanted]: is there mount feed bag bigger than it sells in guild (20 slots)? Banba {wanted}: stylus 's nuts Tarken <wanted>: .... Banba stole my exact response. That bastard! Banba {wanted}: i saw it on his website - i_choke_horses.com
#2350
Finnish
Submitted by: Valkrist
At: Aug 27 2018
Rating: 0
Nepu sai Dull ringin [23:59]:Nepnep (vsa+): ihana rinkula... [23:59]:Nepnep (vsa+): vasta koko illan taistellu, on jo +1/+1!!!! tiedan mita teen tan viikon [23:59]:Gargoyle (vsa+): jaanii solveet nitä vitun sanoja [00:00]:Nepnep (vsa+): voivittimasanonsaatana... [00:00]:Gargoyle (vsa+): itellä meni kupari nurin parin päivän jälkee ja myin vittuu koko ringi [00:00]:Nepnep (vsa+): ja mita opimme tasta, se pitaa tosiaan ite solvee, ei auta et joku solveis sulle =P [00:00]:Gargoyle (vsa+): jep, mä vähän mietinki tota et solvettuna muka sais [00:01]:Nepnep (vsa+): toperi hinkkas sen tappiin ja nakkas mulle parin tunnin huhkinnan jalkeen, 0 stat... [00:01]:Nepnep (vsa+): jee.... [00:02]:Nepnep (vsa+): ja mita vittuu, eivoi ees tietaa ja 12s aikaa et nojond on tietysti donjon??? [00:02]:Nepnep (vsa+): mika bittu on donjon?????? [00:03]:Gargoyle (vsa+): ei hajuukaa [00:03]:Nepnep (vsa+): toaggi ja valkrist on vastuussa tastaki, tapan [00:03]:(vsa+): Gargoyle goes 'mmmmm...'.
#2349
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Aug 12 2018
Rating: 0
Spann (sales): kobold map 30k Spann (sales): kobold map 1k Spann (sales): laenor Spann (sales): once Spann (sales): twice Spann (sales): 3 times Spann (sales): sold Spann (wanted): what map is kobold map?
#2348
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Aug 11 2018
Rating: 0
(nightlife+): Nepos licks his own Ring of Ndoki. Marrow (nightlife+): yes Glaurung (nightlife+): dude you licked it! Shar (nightlife+): :D Nepos (nightlife+): I'm a pig, yes Shar (nightlife+): better clean it before chesting eh Gileon (nightlife+): nepass! Croesus {nightlife+}: nobody wants that shit now :/ Nepos (nightlife+): fine, i'll keep it
#2347
English
Submitted by: Toper
At: Jul 24 2018
Rating: 1
[17:38]:Gargoyle (wanted): exp for mage The ship pitches to one side; you have to brace yourself. [17:38]:Cordoba (wanted): mage H:638/638 [] S:727/1533 [+168] E:298/300 [+22] $:0 [] exp:124758 [] [0] Info: Gargoyle goes link dead.
#2346
English
Submitted by: Bogle
At: Jul 14 2018
Rating: 0
Urza [bat]: that moment when you realize that it's Friday the 13th, that last Friday the 13th was April 13th, and that was exactly 13 weeks ago. Peelo (bat): damn! Numbertwo [bat]: science b*tches! Urza [bat]: also it's a new moon and there's a solar eclipse in the souther hemisphere Darkahven (bat): and there won't be another friday the 13th in 14 moths Darkahven (bat): months Searc (bat): finland has 6 month long solar eclipse every year, its called the winter