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#2363
English
Submitted by: Stark
At: Jan 27 2020
Rating: 1
07:40]:Canshow [newbie]: "you recieve 2001 task points for completing major typos task" is this a prank? [07:40]:Tiktok [newbie]: It is a typo message [07:40]:Stark [newbie]: Yes. More specifially, it's a typo message, when you type a command wrong. [07:44]:Canshow [newbie]: now i'm sad, and angry. [07:44]:Roak [newbie]: ah. you've achieved batmud state. youre one of us.
#2362
English
Submitted by: Kirjosieppo
At: Jan 13 2020
Rating: 1
Undyingrage rolls his eyes frantically and states 'hypin pompin luokses juoksen' Undyingrage vanishes in a bright flash as reality snaps. A coalescing of ethereal substances causes your vision to blur. When your eyes clear, Undyingrage stands before you. Huppu giggles inanely.
#2361
English
Submitted by: Hair
At: Jan 12 2020
Rating: 0
Banba {team+}: man, jsut finshed a delightful handful of roasted almonds - i could lick those nuts all night
#2360
English
Submitted by: Darol
At: Dec 21 2019
Rating: 2
Izelen [wanted]: Ok what is this thing with keys I keep seeing is it any keys or slang for something I don't know about? Turnip [wanted]: Kharim need keys. Moviae (wanted): generally all keys are fine Glaurung (wanted): any keys.. kharim guild members feed random keys to a machine, and then when a magic door opens, they all go and do a syntax, get a message of failure, complain about it together, and then go hunt for more keys for the next failuredoor
#2359
English
Submitted by: Blax
At: Nov 27 2019
Rating: 0
Blax Maulux shouts 'Gee, sorry about that Arafon *snicker*!'
#2358
English
Submitted by: Blax
At: Sep 9 2019
Rating: 1
Lavitz tells you 'no wonder this game's dead there's not even a cockslap emote'
#2357
English
Submitted by: Mulam
At: Aug 13 2019
Rating: 0
[raid-]: Bartok has joined the House of Raid. Mulam [raid-]: oh Mulam [raid-]: welcome Bartok [raid-]: thanks Silencer (raid-): welcome Bartok :D Bartok [raid-]: back again to this house (: Mulam [raid-]: we are a nice comunity, we play bridge on tuesdays and bingo on fridays. if in the mood, there is mudsex on sundays. Bartok [raid-]: ohhhh mudsex wonder how that worx
#2356
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: May 3 2019
Rating: 1
Arnoldi (wanted): why all women wants to fuck? wjy they just cant talk... Davian (wanted): thats a paradox Marvin [wanted]: yes clearly this is a problem that people have Roak [wanted]: ballgag sir. you have to remove the ballgag
#2355
English
Submitted by: Choboeio
At: Mar 16 2019
Rating: 0
[02:35]:Reprocess [chat]: drugs? [02:52]:Entropy <chat>: hey you [02:53]:Choboeio [chat]: Who? [02:53]:Entropy <chat>: hey you , dont let them bury they live [02:54]:Entropy <chat>: wooooot [02:55]:Entropy <chat>: it was only a fantasy [02:55]:Entropy <chat>: i think the worms are eating into my brains
#2354
English
Submitted by: Stark
At: Jan 31 2019
Rating: 0
Blackstar [chat]: Kitsune marry me I can cook and do women work and you can play poker with the boys on sundays and fix the cars Kitsune <chat>: woman work? Kitsune <chat>: dude, i love cooking. i'd be pissed if i couldn't cook Kitsune <chat>: but you can do poker, i wanna do the MNF :P Blackstar [chat]: ok fine, you can cook and work on the cars then! and I _GUESS_ I'll play poker all the time Blackstar [chat]: sounds like a fair trade
#2353
Finnish
Submitted by: Stark
At: Jan 31 2019
Rating: 1
Alakhai [suomi]: naapurikylässä oli baari jossa oli strippari torstaisin, sit ku sinne eräs kaunis torstai selvis ni oli omistaja vaihtunu ja siellä olikin venäläinen haitarinsoittaja
#2352
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Jan 12 2019
Rating: 1
[03:46]:Huppu (nightlife+): it's not the shortest but definitely not long [03:46]:(nightlife+): Stylus eyes Huppu suspiciously. [03:46]:Rabo [nightlife+]: thats what she said? [03:46]:(nightlife+): Stylus says 'yes'. [03:47]:(nightlife+): Huppu says 'yes'.
#2351
English
Submitted by: Aiseki
At: Dec 18 2018
Rating: 0
Zoid [wanted]: is there mount feed bag bigger than it sells in guild (20 slots)? Banba {wanted}: stylus 's nuts Tarken <wanted>: .... Banba stole my exact response. That bastard! Banba {wanted}: i saw it on his website - i_choke_horses.com
#2350
Finnish
Submitted by: Valkrist
At: Aug 27 2018
Rating: 0
Nepu sai Dull ringin [23:59]:Nepnep (vsa+): ihana rinkula... [23:59]:Nepnep (vsa+): vasta koko illan taistellu, on jo +1/+1!!!! tiedan mita teen tan viikon [23:59]:Gargoyle (vsa+): jaanii solveet nitä vitun sanoja [00:00]:Nepnep (vsa+): voivittimasanonsaatana... [00:00]:Gargoyle (vsa+): itellä meni kupari nurin parin päivän jälkee ja myin vittuu koko ringi [00:00]:Nepnep (vsa+): ja mita opimme tasta, se pitaa tosiaan ite solvee, ei auta et joku solveis sulle =P [00:00]:Gargoyle (vsa+): jep, mä vähän mietinki tota et solvettuna muka sais [00:01]:Nepnep (vsa+): toperi hinkkas sen tappiin ja nakkas mulle parin tunnin huhkinnan jalkeen, 0 stat... [00:01]:Nepnep (vsa+): jee.... [00:02]:Nepnep (vsa+): ja mita vittuu, eivoi ees tietaa ja 12s aikaa et nojond on tietysti donjon??? [00:02]:Nepnep (vsa+): mika bittu on donjon?????? [00:03]:Gargoyle (vsa+): ei hajuukaa [00:03]:Nepnep (vsa+): toaggi ja valkrist on vastuussa tastaki, tapan [00:03]:(vsa+): Gargoyle goes 'mmmmm...'.
#2349
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Aug 12 2018
Rating: 0
Spann (sales): kobold map 30k Spann (sales): kobold map 1k Spann (sales): laenor Spann (sales): once Spann (sales): twice Spann (sales): 3 times Spann (sales): sold Spann (wanted): what map is kobold map?
#2348
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Aug 11 2018
Rating: 0
(nightlife+): Nepos licks his own Ring of Ndoki. Marrow (nightlife+): yes Glaurung (nightlife+): dude you licked it! Shar (nightlife+): :D Nepos (nightlife+): I'm a pig, yes Shar (nightlife+): better clean it before chesting eh Gileon (nightlife+): nepass! Croesus {nightlife+}: nobody wants that shit now :/ Nepos (nightlife+): fine, i'll keep it
#2347
English
Submitted by: Toper
At: Jul 24 2018
Rating: 1
[17:38]:Gargoyle (wanted): exp for mage The ship pitches to one side; you have to brace yourself. [17:38]:Cordoba (wanted): mage H:638/638 [] S:727/1533 [+168] E:298/300 [+22] $:0 [] exp:124758 [] [0] Info: Gargoyle goes link dead.
#2346
English
Submitted by: Bogle
At: Jul 14 2018
Rating: 0
Urza [bat]: that moment when you realize that it's Friday the 13th, that last Friday the 13th was April 13th, and that was exactly 13 weeks ago. Peelo (bat): damn! Numbertwo [bat]: science b*tches! Urza [bat]: also it's a new moon and there's a solar eclipse in the souther hemisphere Darkahven (bat): and there won't be another friday the 13th in 14 moths Darkahven (bat): months Searc (bat): finland has 6 month long solar eclipse every year, its called the winter
#2345
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: May 28 2018
Rating: 0
Fingust (bat): what the fuck.. how can a crocodile do magic ? Caveron (bat): How can anyone, regardless of race, shape or size? :) Fingust (bat): i ment a crocodile... beast... Hipander [bat]: it looks like a duck, it quacks like a duck... its a monster! Moor [bat]: Crocodilian Magic Moor [bat]: Monstorian Magic Moor [bat]: Anatinian Magic! Moor [bat]: (Duck magic) Gargoyle {wanted}: exp for tarmadruid Gargoyle {sales}: reincs 10k Caveron (bat): If a duck can ride around on a zebra while wielding weapons, I don't see anything wrong with a crocodile casting spells :)
#2344
English
Submitted by: Blitzer
At: Apr 20 2018
Rating: 0
Gore <awiz>: blitzer can try his crash code! (17:57) Blitzer ~/> awiz yes! Blitzer <awiz>: yes! (17:57) Blitzer ~/> (17:58) Blitzer ~/> (17:58) Blitzer ~/> (17:58) Blitzer ~/> awiz tell me when ready Blitzer <awiz>: tell me when ready Gore <awiz>: ready! Gore <awiz>: aim! (17:58) Blitzer ~/> lpc crypt ("foobar", "!@#@!") % Connection to bat0 closed by foreign host. ---- No world ----