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#2366
English
Submitted by: Elero
At: Mar 19 2020
Rating: 0
You tell Nyriori 'Last reinc: Feb 29 2004' Nyriori tells you ' Last reinc: Mar 01 2004 ... and Ive done it :P' Nyriori tells you 'and wtf you last reinced the day before I did?! What are the odds?'
#2369
Finnish
Submitted by: Ulath
At: Sep 4 2020
Rating: 0
[13:32]:Ulath <ifin>: Miksei He-Man ja She-Ra koskaan tehny We-Babya [13:32]:Ulath <ifin>: Siinä ois tyrät kuulkaa rytkyneet! [13:33]:Ulath <ifin>: Skeletor ois voinut kattella [13:33]:Pixu @icesus [ifin]: tekihä, sen nimi o ryan reynolds
#2372
English
Submitted by: Blax
At: Nov 12 2020
Rating: 0
Arafon tells you 'the votor fraud is that we let people like you vote blax'
#2375
English
Submitted by: Mulam
At: Jan 26 2021
Rating: 0
[19:58]:[order+]: Arafon has scheduled a new party 'Return of the Highbie Dildo' (#88) for Wed Jan 27 03:00 2021 EET [20:37]:Mulan [order+]: I refuse to join a party with such a grotesque name. [20:37]:Arafon [order+]: even if highbies pay fat coin for them? [20:37]:Mulan [order+]: I only party for pride and glor... how much you say? [20:37]:Mr X (order+): :D
#2377
English
Submitted by: Pisano
At: Apr 17 2021
Rating: 0
[04:26]:{chat}: Garok mutters "Tommy used to work on the docks, union's been on strike - he's down on his luck.. it's tough, so tough" [04:26]:Nyriori [chat]: He said we gotta hold on, to what we got, it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not... [04:26]:Kanis (chat): well at least he brought us pie [04:27]:Hair {chat}: the best damn pecan pie you ever shoved into your piehole! [04:27]:Nyriori [chat]: I like pecan pie [04:56]:Rabo [chat]: There are fifty two stroganoffs in the room. [04:57]:Rabo [chat]: someone sure spent a lot of time stroginoff in this roof [04:57]:Garok {chat}: would that be called a 'bukkake of stroganoffs'?
#2378
English
Submitted by: Malum
At: Apr 22 2021
Rating: 0
Deathseeker (nightlife+): im just saying, act like a fucktard and there are still those of us who remember how to act like a fucktard back :) Huppu (nightlife+): where exactly did I act like a fucktard you shit? Glaurung (nightlife+): mebbe the real reward is the friendship we discovered on the way!
#2379
English
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: May 26 2021
Rating: 0
Ghost of Akiriuma [ghost]: I can take balls to the face, just annoying when i just literally ressed
#2380
English
Submitted by: Veldrin
At: Jun 28 2021
Rating: 0
[19:18]:Imperator (nightlife+): Lich is a broken race [19:19]:Huppu {nightlife+}: not really, if you are into long reincs it's pretty good for some hybrids [19:19]:Huppu {nightlife+}: phylactery might be broken though, esp. for the select few who have years worth of blands repu in their liches [19:19]:Imperator (nightlife+): last reinc Feb 17, 2008
#2381
English
Submitted by: Mulam
At: Jul 30 2021
Rating: 0
Catagris [newbie]: Should I head to Ferry or Arelium? Shedevil [newbie]: where are you trying to go? Catagris [newbie]: adventure
#2382
English
Submitted by: Tenu
At: Sep 10 2021
Rating: 0
Moray eel shouts 'My HAMSTER fights better than you do, Kalahar!' Stylus {ghost}: when you try and you try but you still fuckin die, that's a-moray Stylus {ghost}: aww fuck y'all that was good [ghost]: Cephei applauds Stylus wholeheartedly. [ghost]: Hipander giggles inanely at Stylus.
#2383
Finnish
Submitted by: Night
At: Sep 17 2021
Rating: 0
(07:33) Amd tells you 'oikeasti, seuraavan kerran kun koetat olla "kova ukko" ja hypit silmille ni tule tekee se naaman eteen' (07:33) Amd tells you 'tuskimpa sulla on siihen ballsia ;)' (07:34) Amd tells you 'mä en pyytele anteeksi keneltäkään' (07:34) Amd tells you 'ainakaan jos joku vitun vammanen kakara kuvittelee olevansa oikeutettu komentelemaan suomalaista upseeria' (07:34) Amd tells you 'sun kaltasia rääväsuita on itäsuomen suot pullollaan' (07:44) Amd tells you 'toki onhan se hankala elämä ku soittaa bassoa ja ei saa pesää' (07:44) Amd tells you 'vituttas minuaki' (07:44) Amd tells you 'sit loppuun vielä tällänen kyssäri, jos mun kaverini Ife sanoo itseään neekeriksi' (07:45) Amd tells you 'ja ei suutu siitä jos minä sanon sitä neekeriksi, onko se rasistista?' (07:45) @Amd smirks at you. (07:47) You tell Amd (offline) 'mitä jos painuisit vittuun mun elämästä' (08:04) Amd tells you 'ahdistaako asuttaa suon pohjaa' (08:04) Amd tells you 'vituttas minuaki jossai oulus olla ku on parempiaki mestoi asua' (08:05) Amd tells you 'dankkii on ja ei tarvia lunta ja pakkasta nähdä
#2384
English
Submitted by: Mulam
At: Oct 12 2021
Rating: 0
Senson (smoke+): anyone interested in anothah beho run tomorrow. i no us still have people interested in biddin. let mee no.. also pendin mo fucking wife finally goin into labor Mulam [smoke+]: was that Zyll talk or a Freudian slip?
#2385
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Oct 19 2021
Rating: 0
Inferno (sales): black horned helm (awe, fresh) mb 3M Banba [sales]: for sure we like our Helms like our women -- horny Choboeio (sales): and on my head? Nepnep {sales}: and fresh... or dirty? cant decide Banba [sales]: indeed Choboeio (sales): At least with most weartime
#2386
English
Submitted by: Pisano
At: Dec 7 2021
Rating: 0
Cyberman <bat>: rm Ggr <bat>: rm, rm, rm your boat, gently down the stream Farliss (bat): I'm a barbie giiirl in a barbie woooooorld Fosforos (bat): my boobs are plastic it's fantastic
#2388
English
Submitted by: Esim
At: Dec 29 2021
Rating: 0
Shar {nightlife+}: any doings for a priest on this fine day? Glaurung (nightlife+): im looking to marry my wooden horse, i heard you evil type will do any ceremonies
#2390
English
Submitted by: Pisano
At: Jan 10 2022
Rating: 0
Ghost of Rayban [ghost]: cool, just before levelling, ress please Ghost of Apopapopyy (ghost): I just hit num lock :D Ghost of Rayban [ghost]: 1M on Moonmist [ghost]: accept rais/ress/nb Freds [ghost]: Accept rais/ress/body from FredS Blayke (ghost): mobs have a bonus to crit once you have decent exp on fyi Endure {ghost}: help rumours Arasaka [ghost]: batmyths (r) Stylus (ghost): male characters get pound bonus vs blayke Fuser {ghost}: yeah blayke gets fucked Blayke (ghost): imma pound your anus Fuser {ghost}: u wish nerd
#2391
English
Submitted by: Mulam
At: May 31 2022
Rating: 0
Porkzar (wanted): some kinda healer for meteor shower mobs, be the hero batmud needs Briano (wanted): Nice advertisement (wanted): Exeunt points at Mulam. Mulam [wanted]: I am the hero Batmud deserves, not the one it needs.
#2393
English
Submitted by: Elwyk
At: Dec 22 2022
Rating: 0
[14:57]:Ghost of Elwyk [ghost]: last dying breath spell from a monster.. Gnn [14:59]:Elwyk [ghost]: oh shit... Got to the corpse before it was gone! That was what I needed, so it's not all bad! [15:00]:Kohothegreat {ghost}: once you go necro
#2396
English
Submitted by: Rabo
At: Dec 24 2023
Rating: 0
Spann (politics): went on pornhub looking for trump porn and there really isn't any
#2397
English
Submitted by: Kanis
At: Dec 31 2023
Rating: 0
Nyriori Ty'larr is a level 98 mortal of the Catfolk race. She was created before 1997 and she is 2y, 57d, 13h, 16min and 53s old. She has been on for 27min and 54s, idle 2s. She has a secondary character, Nithri. She has killed: a powerful and terrifying tiger shark, 47029 exp Shacul, the Master Warlock of the Co.., 226955 exp (party of 4) She is a Master Merchant and the Emperor of the Underworlds. [03:19]:Nyriori [bat]: hrm... those "who titles", you knowm like Merchant etc, how do you access those? [03:20]:Hair (bat): rank list