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#2393
English
Submitted by: Elwyk
At: Dec 22 2022
Rating: 0
[14:57]:Ghost of Elwyk [ghost]: last dying breath spell from a monster.. Gnn [14:59]:Elwyk [ghost]: oh shit... Got to the corpse before it was gone! That was what I needed, so it's not all bad! [15:00]:Kohothegreat {ghost}: once you go necro
#2396
English
Submitted by: Rabo
At: Dec 24 2023
Rating: 0
Spann (politics): went on pornhub looking for trump porn and there really isn't any
#2397
English
Submitted by: Kanis
At: Dec 31 2023
Rating: 0
Nyriori Ty'larr is a level 98 mortal of the Catfolk race. She was created before 1997 and she is 2y, 57d, 13h, 16min and 53s old. She has been on for 27min and 54s, idle 2s. She has a secondary character, Nithri. She has killed: a powerful and terrifying tiger shark, 47029 exp Shacul, the Master Warlock of the Co.., 226955 exp (party of 4) She is a Master Merchant and the Emperor of the Underworlds. [03:19]:Nyriori [bat]: hrm... those "who titles", you knowm like Merchant etc, how do you access those? [03:20]:Hair (bat): rank list
#2399
English
Submitted by: Ggr
At: Jun 29 2024
Rating: 0
[18:13]:Pisano <wiz>: Please don't bribe the (other) wizards. [18:13]:Pisano <wiz>: mischan
#2400
Finnish
Submitted by: Astrax
At: Aug 12 2024
Rating: 0
Astrax [party]: jos pitäis tota raztaxia partykillinä Astrax [party]: kuuluis isojen poikien kerhoo Woocca (party): oldschool Siggy (party): pitäs kaikkien tietää että on kovis Night (party): ei tuu kukaaan ryttyileen Lysander (party): paasee gaalaan jonon ohi ku raztax pkillina
#2404
English
Submitted by: Ggr
At: Jan 27 2025
Rating: 0
Pisano tells you 'is Usage: tell last/<player[,player2,...]> <message> broken... mfinger Usage: tell last/<player[,player2,...]> <message> gives me no such player' Pisano tells you 'nvm I had a really bad alias :D' You emote to Pisano 'ponders about you.'
#2406
English
Submitted by: Kanis
At: Jun 23 2025
Rating: 0
Mardahak [party]: Spawn will drop in 2 minutes. Kanis (party): spawn now Mardahak [party]: How'd you know I needed to spawn? Kanis (party): Mardahak [party]: Spawn will drop in 2 minutes. Mardahak [party]: You're like a psychic Mardahak [party]: orrr that
#2407
Finnish
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Jul 26 2025
Rating: 0
Arasaka (spark+): tuolla vlad+nw on cyllin cartissa yleensä aina dexi salvaa Eronk (spark+): älä anna checkien kalvaa, laita äkkiä statti salvaa
#2408
Finnish
Submitted by: Ggr
At: Aug 11 2025
Rating: 0
You receive 30 task points for completing 'Community activist' task. Darol awards Ggr 30 points for completing 'Community activist' task. Ggr <saato+>: kruiks Heidel <saato+>: sait postia? <saato+>: Ggr rotates his own leather scroll. Heidel <saato+>: vaarallinen käärö oli se Heidel <saato+>: Giant bunny looks at scroll. Heidel <saato+>: a giant bunny hoppling around turns into a pile of dust. [saato+]: Thelo goes 'aww'.
#2409
Finnish
Submitted by: Berenn
At: Sep 1 2025
Rating: 0
[16:58]:Solvik (party): do you guys have pate in finland? [16:58]:Baltzebub (party): what kind [16:58]:Malos (party): mustajärvi? sure [16:58]:Solvik (party): hahahah [16:58]:Solvik (party): I googled [16:58]:Berenn (party): :D [16:58]:Solvik (party): I lold
#2411
English
Submitted by: Ggr
At: Nov 28 2025
Rating: 0
Woodro [bat]: I don't know what yall are trying to spell but, it's worng
#2412
English
Submitted by: Pisano
At: Dec 11 2025
Rating: 0
Solvik (wanted): action for tank Bamot (wanted): action with Solvik Solvik (wanted): yes. Choboeio (wanted): Get a room Fidgit [wanted]: ill pay for the room if i can watch Bamot (wanted): You're not prepared! Fidgit [wanted]: eagle scout
#2413
English
Submitted by: Pisano
At: Dec 18 2025
Rating: 0
Fuser (wanted): he eats snickers for the texture, not the flavor Fuser (wanted): such lottos, much wows (wanted): Arasaka gives Fuser a sound spanking. Stylus (wanted): who doesn't like a big veiny kingsize snickers Arasaka (wanted): veiny with nuts? Fonkensemble (wanted): me. Those nuts. Qumni [wanted]: pro move is to eat it upside down, so the veiny part goes on the tounge Davian (wanted): WTF Glon [wanted]: :D Marayana [wanted]: looking for healer still Stylus (wanted): stop changing the subject
#2414
English
Submitted by: Mulam
At: Dec 20 2025
Rating: 0
Suroh [newbie]: when I first started tzarakk I killed my own mount trying to aim at a zebra when my mount was still zebra Striped zebra shouts 'I butchered Suroh for breakfast, who's up for dinner?' Ghost of Suroh [ghost]: then a zebra kills me Stylus (ghost): stay away from zebras bruh
#2415
English
Submitted by: Nithri
At: Dec 29 2025
Rating: 0
[00:46]:Kaizeewu [newbie]: but fuck those people in newbie.. they're condescending aholes [00:47]:Nithri the Helper [newbie]: oh? :P [00:47]:Stylus (newbie): lolz [00:47]:Stylus (newbie): best lotto ever
#28
Finnish
Submitted by: Crysan
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 1
Ilidor [party]: valilla kiihotun kyl noista huone desceistä aika paljon
#60
English
Submitted by: Harle
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 1
Dreamr [fc+]: the worst things are men trying to figure out women Dreamr [fc+]: i men hell we dont' even know what we want
#73
Finnish
Submitted by: Shay
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 1
Walor [party]: ma juoksen aina jonneki ocplle sc:lt aura paal .P Walor [party]: sit sanon et unohtu!:) Fobbis [party]: tahallaan? :) Walor [party]: ni :) Walor [party]: kivaa ku mika!:) Walor [party]: vaikee saada enaan mistaan huvitust katos ,)
#109
Finnish
Submitted by: Dangergirl
At: Jan 3 2004
Rating: 1
Mordac tells you 'oih! matrix peppupuhelin!' You emote to Mordac 'eyes you suspiciously.' You tell Mordac 'pitäiskö sun kertoo toi thematrixille?' Mordac tells you 'monica on matrixissa Persephone' You tell Mordac 'niiii =)' You tell Mordac 'mä jo säikähdin et sullon taas jotain mobilephonesexgadget sivui siel' Mordac tells you 'mullois yks usb dildo sivu'
#135
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 1
Kiilgore tells you 'call me simple, but beer and cashews rock!'