Tikku tells you 'mistä lähtien cheetah(apina?) on ollu kissa rotua :D'

Glaurung [nightlife+]: i wouldnt say HUGE Blayke (nightlife+): LIKE MY DICK Blayke (nightlife+): hrm Blayke (nightlife+): ok that came out wrong

Avarice [newbie]: i got bashed to the ground by a squirrel. i'm a giant. go figure. Str [newbie]: maybe you're 4 years old child giant or something :) Avarice [newbie]: mind you, now i'm wearing pants made out of squirrel so it all worked out in the end

Blasterr <bat>: Go is broken for a sec, bear with me. Glaurung [bat]: put the bear down, its safer to code.

A newbie is having a hard time with a snail. Unca Malar explains: Malar the Helper <newbie>: You're think you're starting from a "normal human" level where you probably could kill a snake or maybe even a bear if you had a sharp stick. But here in mother BatMUD you're starting out with the strength of a sedated hamster and an intellect somewhere between a brick and an ostrich. A snail can be a very worthy adversary at that leve.

[16:35]:Blayke {nightlife+}: like rotahunt and nithem just laughed at me [16:35]:Shar {nightlife+}: most players do, too

Cyberman tells you 'According to logs you type save almost every 2 seconds.'

Gore <eiz>: what? you people don't understand swedish? how did you get to become wizards? >:-)

Sianna tells you 'nail a paper plate to your face and you can change your expression with a magic marker'

Dogi {party}: links not much clever here

Pahvi <lss+>: jep, ja mullo toi vanha exploreri vielä joka instailee niitä iha ilma lupia, hauska o surffata ku yhtä äkkiä se katkasee yhteyden ja yrittää soittaa jonnekki mosambikin pornolinjalle mun modeemilla :P

You tell Darol (*Säätö++*) 'mulla tuloo uus soolokilli varmana' Darol tells you 'joo =)' Darol tells you 'tai sit mosalle ;)'

Tan [party]: "tuuks meidän mukaan" "ainii, haluuks liidaa"

Alkon hintauudistuksesta Captnapalm {kanniaalio+}: hmm jos puolikas kossu o 9e ni sellane 2dl lahna o sit varmaa joku 4e Captnapalm {kanniaalio+}: sehän pyörii samoissa et ostaako puolen litran limun janoonsa vai kossulahnan

Thematrix tells you 'Flirt you are totally the worst man I've ever met, it's good thing that you are a girl!'

Wirah [party]: heiiii.. semmone event ois kova missä jokaselle tulis randomilla jotai iha ihme aliaksia.. Wirah [party]: esim joku 'la' muuttus tell qurp hihihhohohoh heihei poju

Amarth tells Tomba and you 'All arches are on a New Year's promise not to drink anymore!' You tell Amarth and Tomba (idle 8min and 58s) 'it's been 6 days since new years...they've all given that up like 6 days ago!' You tell Amarth and Tomba (idle 11min and 22s) 'and anyways, i doubt that any arches would give up their fin citizenship just to keep a new years promise...i heard that you lose finn citizenship if you can't prove that you drink heavily and daily...' Amarth tells Tomba and you 'We fake it! ;)' You tell Amarth and Tomba (idle 13min and 46s) 'aha! now i have some blackmail material!'

Banba says 'disperse this unruly mob!!!' You exclaim 'wish I had banish!' You quack 'to more than 20%.' Banba says 'i got it at 20 - lets see how good it is.' Banba starts concentrating on a new skill. Banba performs a solemn ceremony to please Aveallis. Banba starts concentrating on a new spell. Banba utters the magic words 'havia kauhistus pois' Dryad disappears into thick air. You go 'Heh'. Banba exclaims 'show me banished!' Banba exclaims 'booyah!' You quack 'holy shit :).' Banba slaps a thundering high-five with you. You exclaim 'Yeah!' Banba says 'ets see if we can get her back.' Banba starts concentrating on a new skill. Banba says 'summon at 20 as well.' Banba performs a solemn ceremony to please Aveallis.

Loof 'mole' Slirpa shouts 'Ooga died on his knees!'

Alder [party]: was afk for sex