Avarice [newbie]: i got bashed to the ground by a squirrel. i'm a giant. go figure. Str [newbie]: maybe you're 4 years old child giant or something :) Avarice [newbie]: mind you, now i'm wearing pants made out of squirrel so it all worked out in the end

Blasterr <bat>: Go is broken for a sec, bear with me. Glaurung [bat]: put the bear down, its safer to code.

A newbie is having a hard time with a snail. Unca Malar explains: Malar the Helper <newbie>: You're think you're starting from a "normal human" level where you probably could kill a snake or maybe even a bear if you had a sharp stick. But here in mother BatMUD you're starting out with the strength of a sedated hamster and an intellect somewhere between a brick and an ostrich. A snail can be a very worthy adversary at that leve.

[16:35]:Blayke {nightlife+}: like rotahunt and nithem just laughed at me [16:35]:Shar {nightlife+}: most players do, too

Cyberman tells you 'According to logs you type save almost every 2 seconds.'

Gore <eiz>: what? you people don't understand swedish? how did you get to become wizards? >:-)

Sianna tells you 'nail a paper plate to your face and you can change your expression with a magic marker'

Dogi {party}: links not much clever here

Pahvi <lss+>: jep, ja mullo toi vanha exploreri vielä joka instailee niitä iha ilma lupia, hauska o surffata ku yhtä äkkiä se katkasee yhteyden ja yrittää soittaa jonnekki mosambikin pornolinjalle mun modeemilla :P

You tell Darol (*Säätö++*) 'mulla tuloo uus soolokilli varmana' Darol tells you 'joo =)' Darol tells you 'tai sit mosalle ;)'

Tan [party]: "tuuks meidän mukaan" "ainii, haluuks liidaa"

Alkon hintauudistuksesta Captnapalm {kanniaalio+}: hmm jos puolikas kossu o 9e ni sellane 2dl lahna o sit varmaa joku 4e Captnapalm {kanniaalio+}: sehän pyörii samoissa et ostaako puolen litran limun janoonsa vai kossulahnan

Thematrix tells you 'Flirt you are totally the worst man I've ever met, it's good thing that you are a girl!'

Wirah [party]: heiiii.. semmone event ois kova missä jokaselle tulis randomilla jotai iha ihme aliaksia.. Wirah [party]: esim joku 'la' muuttus tell qurp hihihhohohoh heihei poju

Amarth tells Tomba and you 'All arches are on a New Year's promise not to drink anymore!' You tell Amarth and Tomba (idle 8min and 58s) 'it's been 6 days since new years...they've all given that up like 6 days ago!' You tell Amarth and Tomba (idle 11min and 22s) 'and anyways, i doubt that any arches would give up their fin citizenship just to keep a new years promise...i heard that you lose finn citizenship if you can't prove that you drink heavily and daily...' Amarth tells Tomba and you 'We fake it! ;)' You tell Amarth and Tomba (idle 13min and 46s) 'aha! now i have some blackmail material!'

Banba says 'disperse this unruly mob!!!' You exclaim 'wish I had banish!' You quack 'to more than 20%.' Banba says 'i got it at 20 - lets see how good it is.' Banba starts concentrating on a new skill. Banba performs a solemn ceremony to please Aveallis. Banba starts concentrating on a new spell. Banba utters the magic words 'havia kauhistus pois' Dryad disappears into thick air. You go 'Heh'. Banba exclaims 'show me banished!' Banba exclaims 'booyah!' You quack 'holy shit :).' Banba slaps a thundering high-five with you. You exclaim 'Yeah!' Banba says 'ets see if we can get her back.' Banba starts concentrating on a new skill. Banba says 'summon at 20 as well.' Banba performs a solemn ceremony to please Aveallis.

Loof 'mole' Slirpa shouts 'Ooga died on his knees!'

Alder [party]: was afk for sex

Silea tells Nu, Chaste and you 'die yet?' You tell Nu, Chaste and Silea 'working on it' Chaste tells Nu, Silea and you 'no, they wont let me lead :(' Nu tells Silea, Chaste and you 'not yet unfortunatly. I might make exp tonight!' Silea tells Chaste, Nu and you 'i can come in and blast you, Nu, if it's getting too dull...' Nu tells Chaste, Silea and you 'oooooooooooh. *drool*' ... Nu is DEAD, R.I.P. Muscular guard shouts 'I fart in your general direction, Nu!' Nu dies. Nu's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black. ... Silea tells Chaste, Nu and you 'muaha, distracting him with tells worked well enough'

Thematrix [bat]: Just cause I like anal sex does not mean I'm gay