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#826
English
Submitted by: Strikerbum
At: Aug 29 2004
Rating: 1
[09:09]:Strikerbum [wanted]: ashlee simpson to bend over and take my cock in her butt [09:09]:Nyriori [wanted]: aim lower, better results. [09:09]:Strikerbum [wanted]: they call me the anus hammer (09:10) Rekcedien tells you 'wow' (09:10) Rekcedien tells you 'anus hammer... not sure if im going to get to sleeptonight... thats an image i really didnt need :Op' (09:11) Rekcedien tells you 'i have half a mind to list that in my plan'
#833
English
Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Sep 2 2004
Rating: 1
[22:38]:Elgarth [newbie]: 'who helper unidle' ? [22:38]:Calmar the Helper [newbie]: that would be smart [22:38]:Calmar the Helper [newbie]: newbies dont know that [22:38]:Glaurung [newbie]: i know it, you know it.. Bob C Cock the lvl 1 drow nun doesn't know it
#835
English
Submitted by: Gilead
At: Sep 3 2004
Rating: 1
Anammox tells you 'eh? what do you mean don't hit cut?'
#841
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Sep 5 2004
Rating: 1
Malicat [chat]: MUAH! Gore is "Pillow Biter" Gore <chat>: wtf?
#849
Unset Language
Submitted by: Frostwind
At: Sep 12 2004
Rating: 1
You tell Ottie 'when u gonna start drinking? Ottie tells you 'a few hours ago' You emote to Ottie 'grins evilly at you.'
#855
Unset Language
Submitted by: Strikerbum
At: Sep 14 2004
Rating: 1
Strikerbum [sales]: merchant services(max masteries), safe player city rooms Gru tells you 'can you make me a ea scroll?' You tell Gru (busy) 'how do you expect me to do that, pull one from my anus?'
#866
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Sep 16 2004
Rating: 1
[04:11]:Froggy [druids]: So, yeah, I'm a newb druid. I just cast vine mantle at a mob and wondered why it was spanking my party [04:11]:Froggy [druids]: point and laugh please
#874
Unset Language
Submitted by: Froggy
At: Sep 18 2004
Rating: 1
00:30 < tyger> It is impossible to leave this ruin because all around it is a sea of 00:30 < tyger> fire continuing from here to eternity. 00:30 < tyger> The flowing water here is deeper than you are tall. 00:30 < froggy> :) 00:30 < tyger> uhhh.....
#876
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Sep 18 2004
Rating: 1
Jayarejay [bat]: Okay, those effing sheeps are too damn hard for my tiny self.
#885
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Sep 23 2004
Rating: 1
[02:03]:Tyr [ghost]: she's too little to be president! [02:03]:[ghost]: Fil nods twice rapidly in agreement to Tyr. [02:03]:Fil [ghost]: first president who can't see over the podium :P [02:03]:Mikaiyla [ghost]: Ha Ha :P HA! [02:03]:Ghost of Mithrand {ghost}: rais? [02:03]:Fil [ghost]: but also the cutest little president ever :P [02:07]:Tyr [ghost]: she could have a new podium made!
#889
Unset Language
Submitted by: Yarthetiger
At: Sep 24 2004
Rating: 1
(01:34) Twll tells you 'AAAAhHH !! i just understood !!! hwk = homework ??' (01:34) @Twll smirks cleverly at you.
#903
Unset Language
Submitted by: Juo
At: Sep 28 2004
Rating: 1
[party]: Kaide slaps Juo on the cheek. [party]: Juo gives Kaide the finger. Kaide left the party.
#902
Unset Language
Submitted by: Frostwind
At: Sep 28 2004
Rating: 1
Ottie [wanted]: joku asti mieliksi ohella minua! Ottie [wanted]: mukava pieni laulla veisu! Trench [wanted]: ottie,im a finn and still dont have a freaking clue what are u talking :P Ottie tells you '(06:57) Trench tells you 'im slowed by opinion? :DDD'' Ottie tells you '(06:57) Trench tells you 'louta?'' Ottie tells you '(06:57) Trench tells you 'wtf :P'' Ottie tells you '(06:58) @Trench smirks at you.' Ottie tells Trench and you 'im from helsinki finland!' Trench tells Ottie and you ':D' Ottie tells Trench and you 'raised in trees fighting wolves when i was 3' Ottie tells Trench and you 'wolfbattler! was my mother eaten as well by rabid chipmunks?' You tell Trench (*found cat*) and Ottie 'I was hoping to mudquote him but he just made gibberish with random finn words apparently' Trench tells Ottie and you 'hahahahah'
#916
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Oct 9 2004
Rating: 1
Lammas {sales}: kawasa shoes (dex)mb50k
#928
Unset Language
Submitted by: Sancran
At: Oct 15 2004
Rating: 1
[17:19]:Onyxsablet [mage]: im done with those goodyshoes
#932
Unset Language
Submitted by: Dutois
At: Oct 17 2004
Rating: 1
[09:03]:Shaermon {sales}: gloves, mb 1.5m [09:03]:Bippo [sales]: must be nice gloves [09:03]:Shmuzin [sales]: fur lined? [09:03]:Lammas {sales}: yup [09:03]:Shaermon {sales}: buy and find out [09:03]:Bippo [sales]: 1.5meg [09:03]:Wipo [sales]: will they make me look sexy? [09:04]:Juo [sales]: nothing will make you look sexy [09:04]:[sales]: Wipo sobs unconsolably.
#942
Unset Language
Submitted by: Khonshu
At: Oct 21 2004
Rating: 1
Student shouts 'Burn in hell, Kheldor!' Ghost of Kheldor [ghost]: what a way to start the day
#948
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Oct 23 2004
Rating: 1
Tank [darkpact+]: i am going to reinc into a softshell taco
#954
Unset Language
Submitted by: Yorkaturr
At: Oct 27 2004
Rating: 1
Gilead tells Exorcist, Insatiable and you 'any problem with calythien?' Gilead tells Exorcist, Insatiable and you 'if not, meet me there' Exorcist tells Insatiable, Gilead and you 'where is it at?'
#963
Unset Language
Submitted by: Silea
At: Nov 5 2004
Rating: 1
Shinarae tells you 'I dare not comment or you will mudquote :P'