Melkor [wanted]: Any highbie eq parties doing ivory blade today?

Bahumat <bat>: I am the king of no pants!

Harle [wanted]: Coren Kiddo-Killer is a level 74 immortal newbie. @Coren eyes you suspiciously. You emote to Coren 'teases you half to death.' Coren tells you 'i can kill conversations dead!' Coren tells you 'and no one really knows how little i can do!' Coren tells you 'they fear me!' @Coren giggles inanely at you. You tell Coren 'you can crash the mud in .000001 seconds!' Coren tells you 'well, yea, i can.' Coren tells you 'and i'm improving my response time!'

Thematrix tells you 'Have you pumped your dick into a bitches ass lately?' You tell Thematrix 'of course' Thematrix tells you 'A bitch not named Ssmud?' You tell Thematrix 'im not allowed to divulge that information at this time' Thematrix tells you '=P'

Illusia tells you 'mäpä sain töitä :)' Illusia tells you 'oon turvatarkastaja :)'

Balthas (party): where is the heal? party say Prots: Us|AoA|Flex Jumbo [party]: casting wind or healing Ronald [party]: one wind enough Jumbo [party]: not chaining then :) Balthas (party): oh yes, meant by 'chain wind' that you chain the wind so that it's casted right after cry ...... Jumbo [party]: eka druidi ikinä :) party say Force Shield ON. Jumbo was the Druid (we liked him)

Tomba's secondaries are on the loose? (21:58) The door reports that Albertotomba is on your tower's door, knocking. (22:10) Tombaraider tells you 'what i do?'

Neth tells you 'eikös piteis psiitä ottaa et saa fabsia?' Neth is a level 65 mortal of the Thrikhren race.

Darol (wanted): santa location?? Darol Dawnlight is a level 44 elder of the Troll race. He was created Tue Aug 26 07:27:33 1997 and he is 299d, 1h, 54min and 43s old.

Sam tells Amphion and you 'Tanta [party]: tota hmm mitäs tommone ongelma et runkkaa ni ei tuu mitää?' Sam tells Amphion and you 'Tanta [party]: ku tos suosikissa oli' Sam tells Amphion and you 'Tanta [party]: siis et peniksen pää vaa turpoaa' Sam tells Amphion and you 'Tanta [party]: sehä o henge vaarallista' Sam tells Amphion and you 'Tanta [party]: sairasta' Sam tells Amphion and you 'Sam [party]: joo-o' Sam tells Amphion and you 'Tanta [party]: en tajunnu' Sam tells Amphion and you 'Thunderheart [party]: ai jos peniksen pää turbottaa?' Sam tells Amphion and you 'Tanta [party]: eiku ei tuu mälliä vaikka kuinka runkkaa ja turpoaa vaa' Sam tells Amphion and you 'party]: Sam laughs out loud.' Sam tells Amphion and you 'Tanta [party]: oli uusimmas suosikis' Sam tells Amphion and you 'Thunderheart [party]: jaha' Sam tells Amphion and you 'Tanta [party]: kato vaik' Sam tells Amphion and you 'Tanta [party]: vai ookko kirjotellu=' Sam tells Amphion and you 'Thunderheart [party]: eli siis penis vaa turbottaa ja silti ei tule hommasta yhtää mitää' Sam tells Amphion and you 'Tanta [party]: jeps'

Blayke {default+}: def+ what is that?

wanted party for healer Tawno [wanted]: party for healer Kimahri tells you 'i can be the healer 3 in the party =)'

Sumendar [newbie]: lighter items are smaller -> take longer time to find?

Kiilgore tells you 'shit like this makes me think that i was hitler in a previous life' Kiilgore tells you 'all this weird shit starts to add up on a guy'

:Mazzon [wanted]: Anybody know if there's actual difference between tundra and taiga as terrain types besides taiga having trees sticking out of it? Sumendar [wanted]: in bat or rl? Mazzon [wanted]: rl

Zinko (wanted): tarmadruid for HUGE mob Nuane (wanted): a HUGE bully?

Ssmud bat: haha, slam yer dick through the cheese sandwich when you get it "Virgin this!"

[05:37]:Ssmud [bat]: i think zin told me it was too weak, so we will have to up it a notch [05:37]:Conquer (bat): zin is special though [05:38]:Conquer (bat): buddy only has water and vodka in his fridge, no mix [05:38]:Strikerbum [bat]: vodka flows through his veins apparently [05:38]:Conquer (bat): ya think? [05:38]:Ssmud [bat]: his piss is like a flame-thrower

Nomiculious tells you 'I was casting pestilence at him and it failed and turned me into a newt so I decided to tell him that i was mad at him for turning me into a newt, just fucking around a little. and says GO FUCK OFF AND BEAT ON SOMEONE BLAH BLAH I"M STUPID' Nomiculious tells you 'so i pkd him'

You tell Spid 'i got channel banned, cant respond anymore :P' Spid tells you 'hehe :)' Spid tells you 'well its gay u start to have fun and wizzes just ban ya :p' You tell Spid 'yeah, juggelo is mean to me :(' Spid tells you 'hes just sexualy frustrated :)'