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#1206
Unset Language
Submitted by: Farliss
At: May 4 2005
Rating: 1
Da Rale [mossad+]: piti buutata ku selaimet alko avautuun
#1204
Unset Language
Submitted by: Duracell
At: May 4 2005
Rating: 1
Auki tells you 'Yes I have played this game before. I suicided the other charact ers.'You tell Auki 'häh?' Auki tells you 'In bat I said I played before, and you said I hadn't.' You tell Auki 'hyvä veli se oli joskus pari tuntia sitten.' Auki tells you 'Im not finnish, I picked this name out of random. Im told it mea ns open.' Auki has registered to be from 'China'. You tell Auki 'oh sweet baby jesus. it sure means open. it also means that you h ave absolutely no money.-D' You tell Auki 'you could also interpret it as a verb in imperative mood meaning "open your legs now!" or just "open <whatever>!".-D' Auki tells you 'Is the "-D" supposed to be a middle finger?' Auki tells you 'Oh, where can I see it?' Auki tells you 'Yeah sure whatever, where can I see it?' Auki tells you 'Yeah I have logs to, so if ever your log on this gets deleted, tell me and I'll send what I said to you so you can mud quote me.'
#1210
Unset Language
Submitted by: Duracell
At: May 6 2005
Rating: 1
Blux tells you 'hi' Blux tells you 'my last pkill target stopped playing for some strange reason' Blux tells you 'so glad to have you here' I'm truly terrified. I mean, what would be more dramatic and devastating that being killed by a slovenian sitting in a small hut playing with 286 and 9600 modem and trying to be cool lad when in reality that's not all that terrifying.
#1212
Unset Language
Submitted by: Froggy
At: May 6 2005
Rating: 1
TygLoveSlave [kitten+]: krnl's fucking hot. If i was gay I'd hit it. Cat Goddess [kitten+]: ooo, do I get a picture? Mika's Man [kitten+]: he is delicious.
#1235
Unset Language
Submitted by: Kimvais
At: May 26 2005
Rating: 1
Misterr [kirahvi+]: pystysköhän bulgarialainen akka voittamaan miss universumkisoja vaikka olis mitenhyvännäkönen
#1237
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malicat
At: May 28 2005
Rating: 1
21:49:Vijita chat: doppleganger wtf is that?
#1239
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: May 31 2005
Rating: 1
Souc <bat>: who lives in loserville? Elero [bat]: we all do?
#1249
Unset Language
Submitted by: Cyberman
At: Jun 6 2005
Rating: 1
(17:56) Durand says 'the only form of art i understand is porn.'
#1251
Unset Language
Submitted by: Cyberman
At: Jun 6 2005
Rating: 1
Dire <eiz>: durand is my concubine
#1252
Unset Language
Submitted by: Cyberman
At: Jun 6 2005
Rating: 1
(23:34) Durand says 'i usually shower with my clothes on.'
#1254
Unset Language
Submitted by: Cyberman
At: Jun 6 2005
Rating: 1
Elwood <bat>: i dont remember the things i did... if it was something bad, then i assume people lie to me about it...
#1257
Unset Language
Submitted by: Cyberman
At: Jun 6 2005
Rating: 1
(21:35) Orc mummy exlaims 'GIMME NOOKIE RIGHT NOW!'
#1259
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jun 7 2005
Rating: 1
Entropy <campcon>: i did him just to see if i could get anything, ,and im not
#1274
Unset Language
Submitted by: Dreamr
At: Jun 23 2005
Rating: 1
Cat Goddess kitten+: mudders are either virgins or whores, i've noticed
#1279
Unset Language
Submitted by: Strikerbum
At: Jun 28 2005
Rating: 1
(04:51) Kumagna tells you 'i wish i had a penis' (04:52) Kumagna tells you 'id play w. it too much tho'
#1280
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jun 28 2005
Rating: 1
Nu sucks on Woodpecker's finger. Nu [party]: hmm. I just typed 'suck pecker'
#1286
Unset Language
Submitted by: Moonraven
At: Jul 6 2005
Rating: 1
(06:24) Coren tells you 'i have uberskillz.' (06:24) Coren tells you 'i can take down the mud in no time flat, so they won't let me code!'
#1293
Unset Language
Submitted by: Cilwand
At: Jul 15 2005
Rating: 1
tellithän ne <3 Zumbalo tells you 'mut oon vaa jurris pelannu eilen bjack mudis ja rahaa on tullut kivasti' Zumbalo tells you '15.07.2005' Zumbalo tells you '15.07.2005' You tell Zumbalo 'et vaan osaa' Zumbalo tells you 'öööö' Zumbalo tells you '15.07.2005' You tell Zumbalo 'et edelleenkään osaa' Zumbalo tells you 'vittuet'
#1315
English
Submitted by: Tyr
At: Aug 9 2005
Rating: 1
Tyr [bat]: no other topics of conversation tonight? Tyr [bat]: someone tell a story <bat>: Kitsune flashes everyone Tyr [bat]: thats old news Endure [bat]: Once upon a time, ancient romans came and...... <bat>: Kitsune points at her new thong Bigdawg [bat]: lets talk about sex baby...lets talk about.... Zard (bat): made pizza? Tyr [bat]: well that worked well
#1322
Unset Language
Submitted by: Harle
At: Aug 16 2005
Rating: 1
Lavitz tells you 'BatMUD should have built in porn to help keep my attention'