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#600
English
Submitted by: Captnapalm
At: May 18 2004
Rating: 3
Slith [party]: darn, phone Dogi (party): i could use aoa flex + phone Dogi (party): + hmm not phone Dogi (party): war :)
#602
Unset Language
Submitted by: Hackop
At: May 19 2004
Rating: 3
Malicat tells you 'I feel surprisingly better.' Malicat tells you 'I should go off more often.' You tell Malicat 'by go you mean get?' Malicat tells you 'what's "get off" mean? :/'
#607
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: May 19 2004
Rating: 3
Malicat [bat]: sweden accepted Tyril - they cannot be too picky.
#610
Unset Language
Submitted by: Thiamin
At: May 21 2004
Rating: 3
Baltzebub {fin}: mitas muita -qc kamoi o ku purple glovet,shin guardit ja mithrandir parry/dodge kilvet Foxbat [fin]: jotkut sothi hanskat ja panssarit tms? Gildron (fin): onks qc soth gloveissaki -qc! Shardik <fin>: jos ei ole niin laitetaan
#614
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malar
At: May 25 2004
Rating: 3
Sirnight [newbie]: ive made my mind the next guild i join will be myfirst step to ridding a dragon and becoming a bat mud legond!!!! Shishi [newbie]: who doesn't want to be a legond Nezir [newbie]: might wanna brush up on your grammar before you becomea legend
#617
Unset Language
Submitted by: Favorit
At: May 26 2004
Rating: 3
Lythlandria [bat]: I don't know what a pavarotti is Lythlandria [bat]: sounds like a parrot ... Lythlandria [bat]: no biggie, I thought Soumi was japanese wrestlers Favorit :)
#619
Unset Language
Submitted by: Kyynel
At: May 26 2004
Rating: 3
Runko staggers helplessly in pain and confusion. Listar straps Runko inducing a shock to the heart. Runko's flex shield wobbles. Runko's flex shield wobbles. Listar slits slightly Runko causing heart tissue to fly everywhere. Runko's flex shield wobbles. Runko's flex shield wobbles. Listar cuts Runko inducing a shock to the heart. Runko's flex shield wobbles. Runko's flex shield wobbles. Listar blisters lightly Runko causing heart tissue to fly everywhere. Runko's flex shield wobbles. Listar drills Runko causing heart tissue to fly everywhere. Runko's flex shield wobbles. Listar misses Runko.
#623
Unset Language
Submitted by: Thiamin
At: May 27 2004
Rating: 3
Female Duz says 'duz' Shar wails 'cunts.'
#628
Unset Language
Submitted by: Descent
At: May 29 2004
Rating: 3
Larppa tells you 'MIKS MÄ KUOLEN JA MOSAT EI' Larppa tells you 'olen BÄD TUULELLA' Larppa tells you 'GUD MUUD JA PÄD MUUD' Larppa tells you 'hirtän itteni pippelistä' Larppa tells you 'seon hyvin miehekästä ja rajua' Larppa tells you 'savupiippuun köysi kiinni ja pippelin ympärille ja sit hyppää katolta alas' Larppa tells you 'vois tulla melkonen kipu shockki siinä kohassa ku se nykäsee ja jäät kikkelin varaan' You tell Larppa 'tai sit se irtoaa' Larppa tells you 'irto pippeli sämpylän väliin ja uuniin' Larppa tells you 'vähän sinappia ja eiku syömään' Mä en enää ymmärrä.....
#637
Unset Language
Submitted by: Viitta
At: Jun 4 2004
Rating: 3
Juggelo tells you 'kuuliks ku onnistuin tdnddn' Juggelo tells you 'tai eile' You tell Juggelo 'kerro kerro' Juggelo tells you 'lvyty imukuppilelu, oli varmaa siskonpojilta jddny esille ku kdvivdt tddlld' Juggelo tells you 'koitin miten jdd eri pintoihin kiinni, muunmuassa otsaan' Juggelo tells you 'tdndaamuna katoin peiliin ja mullon saturnuksen kokonen fritsu otsassa' Juggelo tells you 'sigh' You tell Juggelo 'laf'
#641
Unset Language
Submitted by: Thiamin
At: Jun 7 2004
Rating: 3
Era {kirahvi+}: vitun camping Era {kirahvi+}: ei nyt saa neljää putkeen joissa onnais mastery Baltzebub (kirahvi+): luulin etta puhuit eka makkarasta Baltzebub (kirahvi+): on nakojaan nalka
#642
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Jun 8 2004
Rating: 3
Ramjett [bat]: elwood? Elwood <bat>: yes? Ramjett [bat]: there's a campcon party at sc and your not here... Over Grown Monkey drops in looking cool. Coren falls from the sky and lands on your head. OUCH!!. Harle eeps fearfully. Khirkhirsha goes 'Ooooo...'. Strikerbum quacks 'woohoo.' Coren says 'coren drive by.' Coren soggs out to the south.
#644
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Jun 9 2004
Rating: 3
[03:48]:Garou [campcon]: I wanna meet Harle, he seems like the horniest guy that'll be there
#645
Unset Language
Submitted by: Harle
At: Jun 9 2004
Rating: 3
Laaban (campcon): limbs are for weenies Harle [campcon]: laaban is a weenie? Laaban (campcon): no, i'm handless Laaban (campcon): no, ohwell i guess i'm a weenie
#651
Unset Language
Submitted by: Yarthetiger
At: Jun 13 2004
Rating: 3
Puhuri [merchant]: there are too few constants in life - thank god for Nargar !
#654
Unset Language
Submitted by: Kalkkis
At: Jun 18 2004
Rating: 3
Shar (wanted): offtanks, healer Shar (wanted): OFFtanks! Shar (wanted): offtank is a tank who hits hard, not a tank who can't def
#655
Unset Language
Submitted by: Kalkkis
At: Jun 18 2004
Rating: 3
Laaban [sales]: A leather bag labeled as <| Narcuul |> (empty) mb alot!!! Nargar (sales): alot on it Nerull [sales]: even more for it! Nargar (sales): :(, i'm out of money
#657
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jun 19 2004
Rating: 3
Silea [campcon]: bah, i'm cuter than monica. Silea [campcon]: and skinnier. Savok the owl [campcon]: but can you give as good head? :P Silea [campcon]: actually, i do.
#661
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jun 20 2004
Rating: 3
> Andrew (wanted): i heard good head for batcash is illegal unless it's cyberhead > Andrew (wanted): but cyber head is ok right ? > Andrew (wanted): leave me my income :) > You emote to Andrew (*massaging stacy*) 'humps your mouth like a dog.' > @Andrew goes 'MUAH' at you. > The teller says 'Sent 5000.00 gold to Andrew.' > @Andrew goes 'MUAH' at you. > @Andrew burps loudly, and a bit of jism runs into his beard
#662
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malicat
At: Jun 20 2004
Rating: 3
[04:31]:Dreamr [fishin+]: no it is in my castle playing with shmuzin [04:32]:Malicat [fishin+]: is it playing nicely? ~n [04:32]:Shmuzin [fishin+]: im getting hard its playing a bit rough