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#1451
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Dec 12 2005
Rating: 1
Jacen tells Kooper, Kragan, Val, Pyggins, Nina and you 'whres santa' Jacen tells Kooper, Kragan, Val, Pyggins, Nina and you 'ho ho ho, wool tie!' Kragan tells Kooper, Val, Pyggins, Nina, Jacen and you 'eating your mom under the mistletoe while your sister blows him!' Info: Jacen left the game.
#1458
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nazrix
At: Dec 20 2005
Rating: 1
Argooni tells Arafat, Dino, Durand and you 'Well there was once this man at One for the road pub in Pori...' Argooni tells Arafat, Dino, Durand and you 'He asked me if i had 20 cents spare' Argooni tells Arafat, Dino, Durand and you 'well, but he kept askin it few times...it started to be pecualiar.' Argooni tells Arafat, Dino, Durand and you 'Then he sit nearer to me and said "you look just the guy who has 20 cents to give"' Argooni tells Arafat, Dino, Durand and you 'and started yelling to guys in other table "those guys dont knowe anything about these things . i dont know either. but.' Argooni tells Arafat, Dino, Durand and you 'then he went straight into business and said : "come with me, i never leave it be free, i always take it into my mouth" . well i didnt go, i prefer drinking beer more than old geezy faggots. :)' Argooni tells Arafat, Dino, Durand and you 'Like prisoners having anal sex,and other kind of romantic stuff.' - And by cents...the man was asking about centimeters...of Mr.Argooni's...
#1464
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malar
At: Dec 28 2005
Rating: 1
Aelius @hcbat [suomi]: hyvä se sulla vittu zappailla siel ku ei tarvi tehä expaa Aelius @hcbat [suomi]: saatanan vittu tämä runkkari moght vittu
#1468
Unset Language
Submitted by: Reagent
At: Jan 2 2006
Rating: 1
[01:36]:Ghost of Patris [ghost]: reinc [01:38]:Ghost of Patris [ghost]: can somebody say in bat to that man who i payed (cant remember name) i'm ready
#1478
Unset Language
Submitted by: Pertulio
At: Jan 15 2006
Rating: 1
Bodor shouts 'Was it as good for you, as it was for me, Radium?' Ghost of Radium [ghost]: getting from party :) Ghost of Radium [ghost]: only 1.2m on so no panic :D [ 87 ] Amphion Ancient the grey Elf < AntiBoredomFront(tm) > [Mindbender] Blacksmith the dark Drow seeks to be Wampire < AntiBoredomFront(tm [ 60 ] Ghost of Radium 3 players shown. (<>=Wizard, {}=Leader, []=Mortal, ()=Reborn) Delveling (ghost): no panic he says :)
#1479
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malacoda
At: Jan 17 2006
Rating: 1
Krnlpanik [chat]: i am NOT drunk---i'm just exhausted from drinking all day
#1486
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Jan 22 2006
Rating: 1
[22:37]:Antonius [bat]: Right now I'd trade air for sex... :P [22:37]:Ssmud [bat]: hahaha [22:37]:Kitsune <bat>: i wouldn't :P [22:37]:(bat): Dralith blinks his eyes. [22:37]:Ssmud [bat]: OH SHIT i cant breath! [22:37]:Enochian (bat): put a bag over your head and masturbate [22:37]:Ssmud [bat]: hahahahahahahahaa [22:37]:<bat>: Kitsune falls down laughing. [22:37]:Ssmud [bat]: HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA [22:38]:Tonto (bat): enoch knows!
#1495
Unset Language
Submitted by: Awed
At: Jan 26 2006
Rating: 1
Rutaliator [newbie]: I tried to do evil_relig troll and ended up with civilized lizardman..
#1518
English
Submitted by: Merioli
At: Feb 25 2006
Rating: 1
Louen [nightlife+]: i could lead kech, but i dont know how to do it
#1519
English
Submitted by: Glaurung
At: Feb 25 2006
Rating: 1
22:29]:Kharas [chat]: need to know how long might the fligt be...I don't have internet access right now, i would have checked it already...
#1534
English
Submitted by: Alcal
At: Mar 8 2006
Rating: 1
The game is wizard locked: installing some lib stuff ~1h break The game is wizard locked: err lets make that ~2h
#1535
English
Submitted by: Doot
At: Mar 9 2006
Rating: 1
Gillywump [newbie]: The juggler caresses his balls fondly.?!
#1545
English
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Mar 22 2006
Rating: 1
From: Capula (Lvl: 74 Age: 2y, 49d, 7h and 32min) Subject: dont try this at home Date: Sun Mar 19 15:05:14 2006 Rating: 18 Votes: 18 if you say blackstar three times in the row at front of mirror, jacen might come out of it and kill you.
#1556
Unset Language
Submitted by: Balthas
At: Mar 28 2006
Rating: 1
[19:16]:Shinarae <sales>: 1000 of Fil's gold, mb first player to poke Acidia in the eye get sit; [19:16]:[sales]: Enandor pokes Acidia in the ribs.; [19:16]:Shinarae <sales>: sold; [19:16]:[sales]: Rigger poke arcadia eue;
#1578
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Apr 25 2006
Rating: 1
[16:53]:Spid (merchant): damn typos :D This workbench is not useful for working with woof. [16:53]:Nyriori [merchant]: Nod, the canine bench is better for that. [16:53]:Tixe [merchant]: yoyu have a puppy in your workbench? [16:53]:Nyriori [merchant]: I can't seem to find who sells it though [16:53]:Antonius [merchant]: I think you need to use loom for bark... [16:53]:Tixe [merchant]: trying to amalgamate dobermans? [16:53]:Tixe [merchant]: HAHAHAH [16:54]:Delveling (merchant): you need carpenter bench for bark [16:54]:Nyriori [merchant]: that's one way to create Cerebus, nod
#1589
Unset Language
Submitted by: Gromit
At: May 12 2006
Rating: 1
Xunisiih hisses 'VÄHÄNKÖ NÄMÄ VITUN DRUIDIT O PERSEESTÄ.' Xunisiih hisses 'menee monta TUHATTA SPELLPOINTTIA JONKU VITUN STAFFIN VÄRIN MUUTTOON.' Xunisiih hisses 'joko saa viiltää ranteet.'
#1616
Unset Language
Submitted by: Aedos
At: Jun 14 2006
Rating: 1
[20:52]:Lurppa [ghost]: t * no, i want my beer cold, my tv loud and my homosexuals flaming!
#1620
Unset Language
Submitted by: Krnlpanik
At: Jun 16 2006
Rating: 1
14:27 < pygmy> [21:27]:Pyggins (wanted): how many syllables in haiku? 14:27 < pygmy> (21:28) Sprite tells you '2 HI KOO' 14:27 < pygmy> (21:28) You tell Sprite ':('
#1625
Unset Language
Submitted by: Froggy
At: Jun 22 2006
Rating: 1
Jonde [bat]: yeah.. gods realy know how to bless me.. "You feel more proficient in Stargazing." Stargazer [bat]: stop gazing at me
#1627
Finnish
Submitted by: Ealoren
At: Jun 24 2006
Rating: 1
Tornipeikko [suomi]: mikaha auttas paskahataan etta sais pois. siis muu ku ulostaminen. Nasu [suomi]: so soo sooo sormi tunge perseesesi