Download Game! Currently 62 players and visitors. Last logged in:GlamdringIberiamsspYelvyevaDelgare

Mud Quotes > Worst Quotes

#1495
Unset Language
Submitted by: Awed
At: Jan 26 2006
Rating: 1
Rutaliator [newbie]: I tried to do evil_relig troll and ended up with civilized lizardman..
#1518
English
Submitted by: Merioli
At: Feb 25 2006
Rating: 1
Louen [nightlife+]: i could lead kech, but i dont know how to do it
#1519
English
Submitted by: Glaurung
At: Feb 25 2006
Rating: 1
22:29]:Kharas [chat]: need to know how long might the fligt be...I don't have internet access right now, i would have checked it already...
#1534
English
Submitted by: Alcal
At: Mar 8 2006
Rating: 1
The game is wizard locked: installing some lib stuff ~1h break The game is wizard locked: err lets make that ~2h
#1535
English
Submitted by: Doot
At: Mar 9 2006
Rating: 1
Gillywump [newbie]: The juggler caresses his balls fondly.?!
#1545
English
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Mar 22 2006
Rating: 1
From: Capula (Lvl: 74 Age: 2y, 49d, 7h and 32min) Subject: dont try this at home Date: Sun Mar 19 15:05:14 2006 Rating: 18 Votes: 18 if you say blackstar three times in the row at front of mirror, jacen might come out of it and kill you.
#1556
Unset Language
Submitted by: Balthas
At: Mar 28 2006
Rating: 1
[19:16]:Shinarae <sales>: 1000 of Fil's gold, mb first player to poke Acidia in the eye get sit; [19:16]:[sales]: Enandor pokes Acidia in the ribs.; [19:16]:Shinarae <sales>: sold; [19:16]:[sales]: Rigger poke arcadia eue;
#1578
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Apr 25 2006
Rating: 1
[16:53]:Spid (merchant): damn typos :D This workbench is not useful for working with woof. [16:53]:Nyriori [merchant]: Nod, the canine bench is better for that. [16:53]:Tixe [merchant]: yoyu have a puppy in your workbench? [16:53]:Nyriori [merchant]: I can't seem to find who sells it though [16:53]:Antonius [merchant]: I think you need to use loom for bark... [16:53]:Tixe [merchant]: trying to amalgamate dobermans? [16:53]:Tixe [merchant]: HAHAHAH [16:54]:Delveling (merchant): you need carpenter bench for bark [16:54]:Nyriori [merchant]: that's one way to create Cerebus, nod
#1589
Unset Language
Submitted by: Gromit
At: May 12 2006
Rating: 1
Xunisiih hisses 'VÄHÄNKÖ NÄMÄ VITUN DRUIDIT O PERSEESTÄ.' Xunisiih hisses 'menee monta TUHATTA SPELLPOINTTIA JONKU VITUN STAFFIN VÄRIN MUUTTOON.' Xunisiih hisses 'joko saa viiltää ranteet.'
#1616
Unset Language
Submitted by: Aedos
At: Jun 14 2006
Rating: 1
[20:52]:Lurppa [ghost]: t * no, i want my beer cold, my tv loud and my homosexuals flaming!
#1620
Unset Language
Submitted by: Krnlpanik
At: Jun 16 2006
Rating: 1
14:27 < pygmy> [21:27]:Pyggins (wanted): how many syllables in haiku? 14:27 < pygmy> (21:28) Sprite tells you '2 HI KOO' 14:27 < pygmy> (21:28) You tell Sprite ':('
#1625
Unset Language
Submitted by: Froggy
At: Jun 22 2006
Rating: 1
Jonde [bat]: yeah.. gods realy know how to bless me.. "You feel more proficient in Stargazing." Stargazer [bat]: stop gazing at me
#1627
Finnish
Submitted by: Ealoren
At: Jun 24 2006
Rating: 1
Tornipeikko [suomi]: mikaha auttas paskahataan etta sais pois. siis muu ku ulostaminen. Nasu [suomi]: so soo sooo sormi tunge perseesesi
#1640
Finnish
Submitted by: Ealoren
At: Jul 26 2006
Rating: 1
[13:15]:Blacksmith [tunes]: hmm since when has body effects not gone after 16h of RL? [13:16]:Nuane (tunes): since you quitted? [13:16]:Blacksmith [tunes]: and? [13:16]:Stargazer [tunes]: learn to ld in body effect [13:16]:Capula (tunes): never quit [13:16]:Blacksmith [tunes]: no JES. vittu ku on HIENO SYSTEEMI.
#1651
English
Submitted by: Haarl
At: Aug 13 2006
Rating: 1
[06:03]:Malicat [nightlife+]: shrug, I don't do anything I think I could get addicted to [06:03]:Tixe [nightlife+]: like mudding?
#1655
English
Submitted by: Solarhawk
At: Aug 18 2006
Rating: 1
Atomska tells you 'got 100 labeling?' Atomska tells you 'so you can make 30letters' Beware Atomska and his items:)
#1658
Finnish
Submitted by: Daerid
At: Aug 21 2006
Rating: 1
Darkwell (party): sit mennää ku ootte alle 100hp Twomi (party): <| ammus mua |> Daerid {party}: tää on joku sm kerho? ammunko! | 3.2 Twomi fol 168( 359) 1657(1731) 234(234) | Twomi (party): <| ni ei tuu tota dcrit fukkia |> Ziba throws a pinch of magic dust in air and chants 'gtzt mar nak semen' Ziba grins as her summon greater spores hits Twomi. Twomi lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood. Twomi is dogfood. Twomi is DEAD, R.I.P. Twomi dies. Darkwell (party): ammuit summon greater sporesil :) Ziba [party]: no ei toi muhun tehny noin paljo damaa :o
#1680
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mordac
At: Sep 21 2006
Rating: 1
Duracell [turku+]: miten niin kompensoitavaa? ei mulla ole ongelmia sen suhteen että on pieni kulli, muija pitää tossun alla ja antaa perää kaikille, jotka ohi kulkee.
#1689
Unset Language
Submitted by: Kimvais
At: Sep 29 2006
Rating: 1
Sai <turha+>: toi evendon on vähä hidas lähtee liikkeelle kyl, mut ihan hauskalta vaikutti (turha+): Calath eyes Sai suspiciously. Sai <turha+>: Eve Sai <turha+>: se vitun avaruuspeli Sai <turha+>: ei evendon Sai <turha+>: toi kyl kävi suht hyvin tohon lauseeseen noinki
#1703
Unset Language
Submitted by: Anjew
At: Oct 12 2006
Rating: 1
[18:55]:Willi {wanted}: inquiry to ARGH