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#2345
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: May 28 2018
Rating: 0
Fingust (bat): what the fuck.. how can a crocodile do magic ? Caveron (bat): How can anyone, regardless of race, shape or size? :) Fingust (bat): i ment a crocodile... beast... Hipander [bat]: it looks like a duck, it quacks like a duck... its a monster! Moor [bat]: Crocodilian Magic Moor [bat]: Monstorian Magic Moor [bat]: Anatinian Magic! Moor [bat]: (Duck magic) Gargoyle {wanted}: exp for tarmadruid Gargoyle {sales}: reincs 10k Caveron (bat): If a duck can ride around on a zebra while wielding weapons, I don't see anything wrong with a crocodile casting spells :)
#2344
English
Submitted by: Blitzer
At: Apr 20 2018
Rating: 0
Gore <awiz>: blitzer can try his crash code! (17:57) Blitzer ~/> awiz yes! Blitzer <awiz>: yes! (17:57) Blitzer ~/> (17:58) Blitzer ~/> (17:58) Blitzer ~/> (17:58) Blitzer ~/> awiz tell me when ready Blitzer <awiz>: tell me when ready Gore <awiz>: ready! Gore <awiz>: aim! (17:58) Blitzer ~/> lpc crypt ("foobar", "!@#@!") % Connection to bat0 closed by foreign host. ---- No world ----
#2343
Finnish
Submitted by: Ulath
At: Mar 27 2018
Rating: 0
[12:31]:Arnoldi {suomi}: sorry... olen kai humalassa. juonpa lisää [12:31]:Acidia <suomi>: jolly good [12:31]:Arnoldi {suomi}: yritin sanoa.... [12:31]:Acidia <suomi>: älä
#2342
English
Submitted by: Malum
At: Feb 20 2018
Rating: 0
[21:29]:Malum [basilisk-]: Dont worry, we learnt the other day Nepnep is not human, he is an AI robot run by wizards.
#2341
English
Submitted by: Malum
At: Feb 16 2018
Rating: 0
[02:24]:Fuser (basilisk-): that was like the first time i ate a girls butthole [02:24]:Fuser (basilisk-): "this is fucking wrong" [02:24]:Fuser (basilisk-): "but godamn i like it."
#2340
English
Submitted by: Div
At: Feb 1 2018
Rating: 2
[19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: Help! [19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: I'm petrified and dying! [19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: God, I was a good man! [19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: a Good Man! Comanche Native is a level 58 mortal of the Minotaur race. He was created Wed Sep 06 18:41:05 2017 and he is 63d, 11h, 16min and 41s old. He has been on for 5h, 3min and 41s, idle 21s. He is a spawn currently. He is unconscious and bleeding from big wounds.
#2339
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Jan 30 2018
Rating: 0
<tunes>: Freld hums a little tune.
#2338
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Jan 19 2018
Rating: 0
Psionic leech shouts 'Loerhei no longer causes lag!' Ghost of Loerhei [ghost]: ress please Porkzar {ghost}: accept Ghost of Loerhei [ghost]: got gileon first Porkzar {ghost}: damn him! Loerhei [ghost]: one more explore death and i ragequit Nyriori [ghost]: exploring is kind of dangerous tho Ghost of Loerhei [ghost]: oh nice
#2337
English
Submitted by: Esim
At: Jan 16 2018
Rating: 0
[11:41]:Daerid {sales}: I've gotten 3 furnachia maps that point at same happy sundew over the boot [11:42]:Nyriori [sales]: prolly wasnt so happy after ppl found him tho :P [11:42]:Turnip {sales}: fat sundew is happy sundew [11:42]:Darna [sales]: ents and sundew get along though, right? [11:42]:Daerid {sales}: this ent in question was lazy, noted it in next room, and fled like brave sir Robin [11:43]:Daerid {sales}: live and let live [11:44]:Darna [sales]: maybe maps are how sundew attract prey? like next step in evolution [11:44]:Nyriori [sales]: I kind of believe that. [11:45]:Turnip {sales}: sundews evolved cartography skill?
#2336
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Dec 19 2017
Rating: 0
[09:03]:Jeshua [wanted]: newbie drag? Can we make that a thing ? [09:03]:Roak {wanted}: is that.. threating newbie with pkill unless he wears highheels? [09:04]:Pirutar {wanted}: no its newbie doing drag show for exp [09:04]:Took [wanted]: what happens in batsmut stays in batsmut [09:05]:[wanted]: Jeshua slowly puts on heels [09:05]:Roak {wanted}: dance for daddy :D [09:06]:Jeshua [wanted]: Well, I don't hear any music, Daddy. [09:06]:Roak {wanted}: no no. Conquer is always daddy. [09:06]:[wanted]: Jeshua eyes Conquer seductively.
#2335
English
Submitted by: Ggr
At: Dec 4 2017
Rating: 0
Banba [wanted]: playing batmud in a gentle haze of ignorance is the only way to do it
#2334
Finnish
Submitted by: Daw
At: Sep 25 2017
Rating: 0
Miksa tells you 'meeh? kyselee restorea'
#2333
English
Submitted by: Fuser
At: Sep 20 2017
Rating: 0
[17:57]:Choboeio [newbie]: What was the command for people recording funny or notable events that you can vote on? Can't remember [17:57]:Fuser (newbie): mudquote ? [17:57]:Choboeio [newbie]: That's it! TY
#2332
English
Submitted by: Blitzer
At: Aug 29 2017
Rating: 0
Cyberman asks 'Do you accept Trump as your saviour?' Cyberman <politics>: We need OverlordTrumpisOurSaviour channel. Cyberman asks 'Do you accept Trump as your saviour?' Tedin grumbles 'Who doesn't.' Cyberman <politics>: I sense you two don't accept Trump as your saviour. Cyberman asks 'Do you accept Trump as your saviour?' Durand says 'only maduro.' Cyberman <politics>: I have accepted Trump as my saviour, you'll referr to him as Overlord. Cyberman asks 'You ready for your saviour Blitzer?'
#2330
English
Submitted by: Ggr
At: Apr 26 2017
Rating: 1
[20:07]:Miksa {wanted}: someone drag me for 1h? [20:07]:Grimpold {wanted}: you do the Waterloo and Dancing Queen? [20:08]:Garok {wanted}: he's a Super Trooper you know [20:08]:Miksa {wanted}: aye [20:08]:Garok {wanted}: Take a Chance on Him [20:08]:Banba [wanted]: knowing me, knowing you - i think you should [20:09]:Ulath <wanted>: Argh
#2329
English
Submitted by: Kanis
At: Feb 5 2017
Rating: 0
[20:21]:Malcom (party): flay only has partial number on nl site... [20:22]:Kanis (party): what? [20:22]:Malcom (party): no area code, might as well not have it [20:22]:Kanis (party): you do realize that's jenny's number right? [20:22]:Malcom (party): hahhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA der [20:23]:Malcom (party): well, i do now [20:23]:Malcom (party): fuck off, i just work up
#2328
English
Submitted by: Kanis
At: Sep 2 2016
Rating: 3
Lammas {sales}: 8wis cloak - 1.7kg without fw 1.5m Smash {sales}: how much for it with fw? Lammas {sales}: ask a merchant :o Aloysha (sales): probably something like 1.502m :) Lammas {sales}: i though fw took off more?)
#2327
Finnish
Submitted by: Drifter
At: Apr 27 2016
Rating: 0
[23:28]:Niz (terror+): pitäskö imgurl.porn.whatever "tässä kuvassa minulla seisoo"! [23:28]:Niz (terror+): lottoprkl
#2326
English
Submitted by: Hair
At: Feb 5 2016
Rating: 2
Sloppy (sales): las t100 Urza [sales]: do you have a t800 or a t1000? I need a better quality Terminator Corto (sales): that souded like a reference towards dystopian future version of robot nuns Ggr <sales>: "pray with me if you want to live"
#2325
Finnish
Submitted by: Blacksmith
At: Mar 3 2015
Rating: 3
[12:22]:Viitta (sales): tears of oxtoth mb 2m [12:22]:Viitta (sales): Shar tells you 'lopeta se paskahintojen floodaaminen sales searchiin!' damn! [12:23]:Viitta (sales): mullo triggerri et Shar *:*reinc* se alkaa pistaa salesille noit ja myös huutelee wantedil kilpii ja penduja 20megaan myyntii ja ja [12:23]:Viitta (sales): oho piti menna tellil =P [12:24]:Viitta (sales): sorry for finnish =P