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#2343
Finnish
Submitted by: Ulath
At: Mar 27 2018
Rating: 0
[12:31]:Arnoldi {suomi}: sorry... olen kai humalassa. juonpa lisää [12:31]:Acidia <suomi>: jolly good [12:31]:Arnoldi {suomi}: yritin sanoa.... [12:31]:Acidia <suomi>: älä
#2342
English
Submitted by: Malum
At: Feb 20 2018
Rating: 0
[21:29]:Malum [basilisk-]: Dont worry, we learnt the other day Nepnep is not human, he is an AI robot run by wizards.
#2341
English
Submitted by: Malum
At: Feb 16 2018
Rating: 0
[02:24]:Fuser (basilisk-): that was like the first time i ate a girls butthole [02:24]:Fuser (basilisk-): "this is fucking wrong" [02:24]:Fuser (basilisk-): "but godamn i like it."
#2340
English
Submitted by: Div
At: Feb 1 2018
Rating: 2
[19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: Help! [19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: I'm petrified and dying! [19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: God, I was a good man! [19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: a Good Man! Comanche Native is a level 58 mortal of the Minotaur race. He was created Wed Sep 06 18:41:05 2017 and he is 63d, 11h, 16min and 41s old. He has been on for 5h, 3min and 41s, idle 21s. He is a spawn currently. He is unconscious and bleeding from big wounds.
#2339
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Jan 30 2018
Rating: 0
<tunes>: Freld hums a little tune.
#2338
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Jan 19 2018
Rating: 0
Psionic leech shouts 'Loerhei no longer causes lag!' Ghost of Loerhei [ghost]: ress please Porkzar {ghost}: accept Ghost of Loerhei [ghost]: got gileon first Porkzar {ghost}: damn him! Loerhei [ghost]: one more explore death and i ragequit Nyriori [ghost]: exploring is kind of dangerous tho Ghost of Loerhei [ghost]: oh nice
#2337
English
Submitted by: Esim
At: Jan 16 2018
Rating: 0
[11:41]:Daerid {sales}: I've gotten 3 furnachia maps that point at same happy sundew over the boot [11:42]:Nyriori [sales]: prolly wasnt so happy after ppl found him tho :P [11:42]:Turnip {sales}: fat sundew is happy sundew [11:42]:Darna [sales]: ents and sundew get along though, right? [11:42]:Daerid {sales}: this ent in question was lazy, noted it in next room, and fled like brave sir Robin [11:43]:Daerid {sales}: live and let live [11:44]:Darna [sales]: maybe maps are how sundew attract prey? like next step in evolution [11:44]:Nyriori [sales]: I kind of believe that. [11:45]:Turnip {sales}: sundews evolved cartography skill?
#2336
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Dec 19 2017
Rating: 0
[09:03]:Jeshua [wanted]: newbie drag? Can we make that a thing ? [09:03]:Roak {wanted}: is that.. threating newbie with pkill unless he wears highheels? [09:04]:Pirutar {wanted}: no its newbie doing drag show for exp [09:04]:Took [wanted]: what happens in batsmut stays in batsmut [09:05]:[wanted]: Jeshua slowly puts on heels [09:05]:Roak {wanted}: dance for daddy :D [09:06]:Jeshua [wanted]: Well, I don't hear any music, Daddy. [09:06]:Roak {wanted}: no no. Conquer is always daddy. [09:06]:[wanted]: Jeshua eyes Conquer seductively.
#2335
English
Submitted by: Ggr
At: Dec 4 2017
Rating: 0
Banba [wanted]: playing batmud in a gentle haze of ignorance is the only way to do it
#2334
Finnish
Submitted by: Daw
At: Sep 25 2017
Rating: 0
Miksa tells you 'meeh? kyselee restorea'
#2333
English
Submitted by: Fuser
At: Sep 20 2017
Rating: 0
[17:57]:Choboeio [newbie]: What was the command for people recording funny or notable events that you can vote on? Can't remember [17:57]:Fuser (newbie): mudquote ? [17:57]:Choboeio [newbie]: That's it! TY
#2332
English
Submitted by: Blitzer
At: Aug 29 2017
Rating: 0
Cyberman asks 'Do you accept Trump as your saviour?' Cyberman <politics>: We need OverlordTrumpisOurSaviour channel. Cyberman asks 'Do you accept Trump as your saviour?' Tedin grumbles 'Who doesn't.' Cyberman <politics>: I sense you two don't accept Trump as your saviour. Cyberman asks 'Do you accept Trump as your saviour?' Durand says 'only maduro.' Cyberman <politics>: I have accepted Trump as my saviour, you'll referr to him as Overlord. Cyberman asks 'You ready for your saviour Blitzer?'
#2330
English
Submitted by: Ggr
At: Apr 26 2017
Rating: 1
[20:07]:Miksa {wanted}: someone drag me for 1h? [20:07]:Grimpold {wanted}: you do the Waterloo and Dancing Queen? [20:08]:Garok {wanted}: he's a Super Trooper you know [20:08]:Miksa {wanted}: aye [20:08]:Garok {wanted}: Take a Chance on Him [20:08]:Banba [wanted]: knowing me, knowing you - i think you should [20:09]:Ulath <wanted>: Argh
#2329
English
Submitted by: Kanis
At: Feb 5 2017
Rating: 0
[20:21]:Malcom (party): flay only has partial number on nl site... [20:22]:Kanis (party): what? [20:22]:Malcom (party): no area code, might as well not have it [20:22]:Kanis (party): you do realize that's jenny's number right? [20:22]:Malcom (party): hahhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA der [20:23]:Malcom (party): well, i do now [20:23]:Malcom (party): fuck off, i just work up
#2328
English
Submitted by: Kanis
At: Sep 2 2016
Rating: 3
Lammas {sales}: 8wis cloak - 1.7kg without fw 1.5m Smash {sales}: how much for it with fw? Lammas {sales}: ask a merchant :o Aloysha (sales): probably something like 1.502m :) Lammas {sales}: i though fw took off more?)
#2327
Finnish
Submitted by: Drifter
At: Apr 27 2016
Rating: 0
[23:28]:Niz (terror+): pitäskö imgurl.porn.whatever "tässä kuvassa minulla seisoo"! [23:28]:Niz (terror+): lottoprkl
#2326
English
Submitted by: Hair
At: Feb 5 2016
Rating: 2
Sloppy (sales): las t100 Urza [sales]: do you have a t800 or a t1000? I need a better quality Terminator Corto (sales): that souded like a reference towards dystopian future version of robot nuns Ggr <sales>: "pray with me if you want to live"
#2325
Finnish
Submitted by: Blacksmith
At: Mar 3 2015
Rating: 3
[12:22]:Viitta (sales): tears of oxtoth mb 2m [12:22]:Viitta (sales): Shar tells you 'lopeta se paskahintojen floodaaminen sales searchiin!' damn! [12:23]:Viitta (sales): mullo triggerri et Shar *:*reinc* se alkaa pistaa salesille noit ja myös huutelee wantedil kilpii ja penduja 20megaan myyntii ja ja [12:23]:Viitta (sales): oho piti menna tellil =P [12:24]:Viitta (sales): sorry for finnish =P
#2324
English
Submitted by: Tyril
At: Dec 5 2014
Rating: 2
Darol tells you 'should probably go to store because tomorrow the shops are closed because of the annual handshake championships' You tell Darol (paramecium senate) 'i dont know if you're fucking with me'
#2323
English
Submitted by: Blayke
At: Jun 3 2014
Rating: 2
Flay [nightlife+]: anything happening today? Xyloid (nightlife+): The slave that was brought in last week is still being insolent. I plan to leave him in the holding cell for another day before giving him food. His will is breaking slowly, and we all feel like he'll contribute in the mining center once we have him under control. The heat continues to be a concern as summer approaches, but the new well is almost dug and morale is high. The mosquitos in the evening a.. erm.. oh. did you mean here in BatMUD? Flay [nightlife+]: nah, wanted to know about the slaves Xyloid (nightlife+): I've said too much. Blayke {nightlife+}: that goes to mudquote Juggelo <nightlife+>: go on, please, this is strangely arousing.