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#1722
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Submitted by: Panthos
At: Oct 31 2006
Rating: 1
Thundrax tells you 'miten tommosen saa nime perää rider of Shadowfang' ...pwho thundrax [Barb Elder] Thundrax DEATHBRINGER the dented member of Tinmen < grg >
#1723
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Submitted by: Juo
At: Nov 2 2006
Rating: 1
?har {fall+}: nubu ottanu tigerin alotus guildikseen ?har {fall+}: Rocker {party}: Popcorn tells you 'why should i killl you?'
#1724
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Submitted by: Valkrist
At: Nov 3 2006
Rating: 1
Minesweeper on se vaan hieno eventti [09:09]:Dione [sforce+]: Hoppalon wails 'very oldiksi menny tassa jo.. about 60 rippia veikkaisin.' [09:19]:Hoppalon (sforce+): taa meni ihan hyvin kun pyggins/hobo/mina kuoltiin vuorotellen mut nyt taa menee taas ikaa 3x tuohon verrattuna [09:19]:Solarhawk [sforce+]: "ihan hyvin" ei ole ihan eka mikä tulee mieleen jos se ei 9 tunnissa ratkea
#1735
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Submitted by: Haarl
At: Nov 17 2006
Rating: 1
Elwood <bat>: fat girls rock... they're soooooo desparate, they'll do anything... Dralith (bat): look at blayke's wife.. for a perfect example :P Zard (bat): those two last comments were badly timed
#1737
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Submitted by: Aedos
At: Nov 22 2006
Rating: 1
Conquer (bat): i was jerking off yesterday while making two chicks fight on the Tekken 3 demo for PS, pausing it strategically during kicks
#1738
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Submitted by: Aedos
At: Nov 22 2006
Rating: 1
[04:42]:Smoji [newbie]: How do I get money fast? Mikaiyla the Helper [newbie]: kill mobs, loot corpse, repeat
#1765
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Submitted by: Kimvais
At: Jan 2 2007
Rating: 1
Misterr [kirahvi+]: pkky:n äijä anto veppikameran osotteen ku piti testata toimiiko verkot meidän välillä Misterr [kirahvi+]: laitto tollasen missä lehmät yrittää nussia kokoaika toisiaan Misterr [kirahvi+]: neljä lehmää on tossa samassa karsinassa Misterr [kirahvi+]: marginaalisesti mielenkiintoisempi kuin big brother
#1783
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Submitted by: Evilild
At: Feb 13 2007
Rating: 1
Someone exclaims 'i got double named!' Someone booms 'and full dam set.' Someone exclaims 'i win bitch!' You clatter 'stfu lozlo.' Someone booms 'lol.' You clatter 'don't need to see you to know its you.' Someone asks 'thanks how you know?' You groan loudly. Someone exclaims 'i dont think anyone knows me!' (2 min later) Lozlo tells you 'how you know it was me!'
#1785
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Submitted by: Kimvais
At: Feb 15 2007
Rating: 1
Tobe (suomi): hmm mistähä kantsis ettiä halvimpia lentoja sydneyhy? Astrax [suomi]: melbournesta
#1797
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Submitted by: Blacksmith
At: Mar 7 2007
Rating: 1
Arnac (sales): EA scrolls...It's in the game!
#1798
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Submitted by: Venomwwa
At: Mar 8 2007
Rating: 1
Po [wanted]: sex change and wedding presents
#1814
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Submitted by: Favorit
At: Apr 26 2007
Rating: 1
Fizzl, talking about a car route from Sweden to Netherlands Fizzl tells you 'perhaps i'll take that route so I won't get unexpected 2 hour delay because of waiting/sitting on a ferry (ha! life imitates mud!)
#1818
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Submitted by: Reima
At: Apr 27 2007
Rating: 1
Alakhai (suomi): on kyllä kotoisaa logata battiin ku ensimmäinen asia mitä näkee ni tissien ylistäminen suomi-kanavalla :)
#1834
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Submitted by: Trandar
At: Jun 4 2007
Rating: 1
[20:49]:Kungen (swe+): någon som vet vad zenick använde wish scrollen till? [20:55]:Stefan [swe+]: horor och sprit [20:56]:Stefan [swe+]: men i sann batmud-anda fick han ett fetto och en halv mellanöl
#1844
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jul 2 2007
Rating: 1
Lampsa <bat>: i think there was some help file 'archwizards are here to help you' or something never actually bothered to read it but i think the title says enough
#1858
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Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Aug 21 2007
Rating: 1
[02:48]:Melemkor <newbie>: we should create a new race, 24hour life span :P [02:48]:Kershik [newbie]: name it Shar!
#1865
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Submitted by: Ooga
At: Sep 2 2007
Rating: 1
Ooga [report]: warez down! (2742m18s) Eressa [party]: wow i'm getting good times on those Eressa [party]: must be my increased bardic might
#1912
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Dec 14 2007
Rating: 1
Picks from the BatMUD Bestiary! Slobber [saato+]: It can be used by the following mount races: ...; landshark, ... headless_pope, ... fish_with_no_eyes ; tahtoo ratsastaa maahailla ja kalalla
#1930
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Submitted by: Froggy
At: Jan 29 2008
Rating: 1
Twat [wanted]: sex change on Laenor please
#1936
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Submitted by: Yorkaturr
At: Feb 1 2008
Rating: 1
Dangergirl [safka+]: mulla on omasta takaa munankeitin?