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#2156
English
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 1
Favorit [bat]: Former prime minister of Japain Noboru _Takeshita_ died yesterday :) Favorit [bat]: i would too if i had that surname
#2158
English
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 1
Cyberman <bat>: Gore tells you 'I admit it, I am a Microsoft zealot' Info: Coren was banned for faking tells from an archwizard. Gore <bat>: ack! Gore <bat>: it was cyberman, not coren Ziema [bat]: whoo whoo :) Ziema [bat]: of course - cyber always does that :) Gore <bat>: that's better Ziema [bat]: but always best to get the wrong person banned:) Info: Coren's secondary (Cyberman) was banned for faking tells from an archwizard.
#2160
English
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 1
Fearmachine [wanted]: no my party member did Fearmachine [wanted]: he got carried away by some guy named deathlink
#2161
English
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 1
Glaurung <wanted>: i need a life.. Argooni [wanted]: what for? Glaurung <wanted>: well, i don't need one.. but i'd like to try one out.. see if it fits Glaurung <wanted>: well it looks like fun in the movies..
#2162
English
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 1
Div [wanted]: vittu... Demon takes a small camp fire. [wanted]: Segalon laughs out loud.
#2165
English
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 1
Welwood [bat]: I just realized that my life is exactly like "a beautiful mind" without all the math Flynne [bat]: too much mudding :) Zarquan [bat]: your a schitzophrenic trying to live without drugs or therapy? Welwood [bat]: basicall Welwood [bat]: y Maceo [bat]: mine is like a bad porn minus all the sex Welwood [bat]: nods nothing but pizza delivery men and plumbers? Thematrix [bat]: Oh..and the guy in a beautiful mind was a flaming homosexual when he died. Maceo [bat]: bad lighting and poor volume
#2168
English
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 1
Thematrix [imud]: yay Thematrix [imud]: I can spread my stuff on other muds
#2176
English
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 1
Glaurung [sales]: only gay pirates use feather eyepatches..
#2178
English
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 1
Wir [saato+]: lollerblader hits hotdog stand, 9 dead
#2189
English
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 1
Juggelo <bat>: Not too long ago, I was forced to watch an anime that was based on raccoons who channelled spiritual energy through their nuts; one of them even stretched it's balls into a yatch. Juggelo <bat>: and they were singing this awful song Juggelo <bat>: I think that I suffered some severe traumas that will last forever.
#2194
English
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 1
Lim [bat]: I knew an evil retard when I was a kid, she mostly shouted garbage and threw rocks at anyone who went too close when she wandered around the foret Lim [bat]: now that I think about it, she might've been a live rpg player
#2201
English
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 1
Rigger [sales]: 3 pack of apparatus, one that claps for you, one that hits you over the head, and one that pumps water into the room. The perfect combination if you are a Ent Bard who hates himself. mb 3k
#2204
English
Submitted by: Corto
At: Oct 3 2010
Rating: 1
Tarken <bat>: Michael Jackson's death has been officially ruled as a homicide. Hackop <bat>: Way to be late on that news. Rigger [bat]: was he hit by, was he struck by a smooth criminal?
#2208
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nazrix
At: Oct 5 2010
Rating: 1
(08:50) Ssmud tells you 'this stethoscope is retarded' (08:50) Ssmud tells you 'cant use held with it' (08:50) Ssmud tells you 'nevermind :D you dont have to wear it, it works from inventory :D :D'
#2209
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nosunrise
At: Oct 5 2010
Rating: 1
Fxxxx tells you 'crap detection would be handy here' Fxxxx tells you 'trap :D'
#2213
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Nov 7 2010
Rating: 1
It can happen even to the best of them: Durand tells Freld and you 'rhiiibit! Ribbititit *croak* hriiibit!'
#2215
Unset Language
Submitted by: Lammas
At: Nov 9 2010
Rating: 1
(09:57) Nazrix tells Shar, Kawasa and you 'HIDES ARE LIKE FUCKING HEROIN I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN DAYS AND I'M PAWNING MY SHIT TO BUY THEM AND LOSING SLEEP OVER WHERE I'LL GET MY NEXT HIDE' (09:57) Nazrix tells Shar, Kawasa and you 'sell me hides'
#2217
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Nov 11 2010
Rating: 1
Vesku (wanted): whos elephant is in my ship?
#2225
Unset Language
Submitted by: Xyloid
At: Dec 14 2010
Rating: 1
Tyril tells you 'i was in the middle of a dream when my alarm went off' Tyril tells you 'i was married to lady gaga and had 2 or 3 daughters we were all performers. and i was i story teller, so i was in the middle of spinning this long yarn where the punchline was going to be i was attacked by the pittsburgh cockpuncher'
#2227
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Dec 30 2010
Rating: 1
[12:22]:[mnavy]: Linzhou arr [12:22]:Linzhou [mnavy]: fuck me [12:22]:Linzhou [mnavy]: arr [12:22]:Linzhou [mnavy]: fuuuuuck Linzhou [mnavy]: HOW TO DO THAT