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#2239
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Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Mar 29 2011
Rating: 1
[15:44]:Chamber [sales]: roth doll head, mb50k [15:45]:Warmonger [sales]: 50 [15:45]:Tugmeno [sales]: 55 [15:45]:Warmonger [sales]: 60 [15:45]:Tugmeno [sales]: 65 [15:45]:Chamber [sales]: 65k 1x2x3x and... [15:46]:Warmonger [sales]: 80 [15:46]:Chamber [sales]: 80k and sold to warmonger [15:46]:Tugmeno [sales]: that was expensive.. [15:47]:Panthos (sales): quality head always is.
#2241
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Submitted by: Malar
At: Apr 15 2011
Rating: 1
(10:49) Dralith says 'Oh no, go ahead and abuse americans.. I can't really stand em myself.' (10:49) Durand says 'i like americans.' (10:49) Nerya asks 'but you are american?' (10:50) Dralith says 'I'm an american in the same way that an elephant born in a tree is a bird.'
#2245
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Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: May 1 2011
Rating: 1
Stalgrad (nightlife+): i'd love to do it cuz i wanna kill him too...but darn wife:/ Dl [nightlife+]: stalgrad do what I'm doign, go pick her up chinese food and in 35 mins mins you can join yaboz party!!! that said if you get party I'd love to join, will be able to in 35 mins
#2248
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Submitted by: Kohothegreat
At: Jun 11 2011
Rating: 1
[03:30]:Fenys [newbie]: how do I get tempted [03:30]:Stalgrad (newbie): ask on newbie or wanted channel
#2251
Finnish
Submitted by: Eraser
At: Jun 21 2011
Rating: 1
Desert tells you 'hih. pistin johki sun vanhaan numeroon viestiä äsken' Desert tells you 'ei irronnu susannan työnumerosta nunnarojuja takas!' Desert tells you 'sit pistin vähä neutraalimman viestin toho numeroon ja sieltä tarras eraser' Desert tells you 'selitin siinä jottain että reincasin ja kaikkee ja tuutko battii antaa nunnatavaraa!' Desert tells you 'ei antanu susanna nunnatavaraa :('
#2249
Finnish
Submitted by: Corto
At: Jun 11 2011
Rating: 1
Noctur <fin>: hei ootteko koskaan katsoneet pilvettömänä päivänä suoraan aurinkoon sillei et pelkästään se aurinko on jonkun valoa läpäisemättömän esteen takana? vähänkö siellä ilmoissa lentelee juttuja! Noctur <fin>: esim semmosia kimaltavia hämähäkinseittejä näkyy monesti :o ... Noctur <fin>: ei uskois et joku hiusta ohuempi juttu vois näkyä kymmenien metrien päähän, mut se nähtävästi taittaa valoa todella hyvin Ulver (fin): ja hopeisia lohikaarmeita Noctur <fin>: mun velikin sanoi että vähemmän sieniä kun hehkutin tätä sille :( ... Noctur <fin>: ja sillon kun noita voikukan yms siemenie leijuu ilmoissa, niin näyttää ihanku satais lunta kun peittää auringon :) Noctur <fin>: vähän kyllä polttelee nahkaa kun jonkun 4-5h tuolla ulkona tiiraillu taivaalle yms :/ Stargazer (fin): ehkä sun pitäis ottaa vähän lisää sieniä, ettet alkais meille selosteleen noita juttuja! Noctur <fin>: eipäs keulita siellä! se että te ette osaa katsoa asioita ei meinaa et oisin pilvessä:)
#2256
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Submitted by: Tarken
At: Jul 13 2011
Rating: 1
Freld <wiz>: we should have an event where we take goto away from durand then we hide him in random room in arelium and bet on how many minutes (hours) it takes him to find back to dataroom with walking
#2257
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Submitted by: Zograh
At: Jul 16 2011
Rating: 1
[10:57]:Angry [sales]: enchant armour scrolls 10k each, surname change to "Birds" 250k
#2259
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Submitted by: Malacoda
At: Aug 23 2011
Rating: 1
Auditore [wanted]: what is an ancient and ENORMOUS blue whale doing on the road 1 s of rilynttar? Arno (wanted): Tanning? Conquer (wanted): swimming Daerid {wanted}: it's apparently lost Delgare [wanted]: beached whale? =/ [wanted]: Auditore goes 'Heh'. Daerid {wanted}: call greenpeace ,) Ahbless [wanted]: land whale? :/ Viitta [wanted]: it's dying on the shore call wwf they will drag it back tos ea Hartikainen [wanted]: i wonder if it's someone's girlfriend [wanted]: Auditore goes 'Heh'.
#2261
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Sep 26 2011
Rating: 1
Giveaway movement messages: Spiderwoman Aga Aga Aga Aga from south.
#2262
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Submitted by: Tume
At: Oct 12 2011
Rating: 1
Vesku (party): tugmeno taught me how to heal
#2263
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Submitted by: Merioli
At: Oct 14 2011
Rating: 1
[16:22]:Ves [bat]: any1 lagging? [16:23]:Altti [bat]: yes, a lot [16:23]:Zerks {bat}: CPU: 80% [16:23]:Tugmeno [bat]: what has your cpu to do with mud lagging? [16:24]:Zerks {bat}: ...
#2266
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Submitted by: Tume
At: Nov 23 2011
Rating: 1
Tyranicus shouts with his last dying breath 'I WILL RISE AGAIN!' Tyranicus severs the head of Tyranicus from its neck and shouts 'The HELL you will!'
#2270
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Submitted by: Blayke
At: Jan 5 2012
Rating: 1
19:59]:Merioli (party): how long til we're done? [19:59]:Merioli (party): im getting a bj [20:00]:Fuser (party): :0 [20:00]:Fuser (party): seriously? [20:00]:Merioli (party): before volleybal practice [20:00]:Fuser (party): fuck man [20:00]:Blayke (party): RIGHT NOW??? [20:00]:Merioli (party): yeah [20:00]:Fuser (party): oh [20:00]:Fuser (party): thought you meant right now [20:00]:Fuser (party): no wonder you suck at healing :D [20:00]:Nikana (party): lol [20:00]:Blayke (party): haha [20:00]:Merioli (party): fuck you!
#2275
Finnish
Submitted by: Corto
At: Mar 3 2012
Rating: 1
Darol <saato+>: vanhoillinen teletappi on konservatiivi-taavi
#2295
Finnish
Submitted by: El
At: Jul 9 2012
Rating: 1
Mordac <suomi>: joo, aikanaan piti olla tietäjä tai osaaja että klaanissa sai arvostusta eikä joutunu kerää risuja metsästä pakkasessa Mordac <suomi>: nyt riittää että on tutkija tai arvaaja
#2296
English
Submitted by: Riistis
At: Jul 31 2012
Rating: 1
Ayrisu (newbie): how to enter trilloch zoo ? i am trying use ladder or enter ladder but got a type message Sumendar [newbie]: people usually climb ladders... Ruttuturpa (newbie): if you can't get inside, maybe you should not go in =) Ayrisu (newbie): climb worked
#2300
English
Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Oct 13 2012
Rating: 1
Tarken <bat>: test Tarken <bat>: Did anyone suddenly just lose all their eq?
#2301
English
Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Oct 20 2012
Rating: 1
Ebliss [party]: before i learned what lift of load was i used to think merchants were just pricks going around laughing at everything
#2306
English
Submitted by: Exiler
At: Dec 28 2012
Rating: 1
Presence (wanted): Nothing looks less random to a player than truly random results.