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#1559
Unset Language
Submitted by: Jacen
At: Mar 31 2006
Rating: 3
Sprite {campcon}: Crappy Assed Piece of Shit Accounting Program. Jacen [campcon]: yeah, fuck those fuckers in their stupid fucking asses!! Sprite pulls you aside and washes your mouth out with soap!
#1561
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nazrix
At: Apr 1 2006
Rating: 3
Kitsune tells Tackle and you 'and i have to leave in 15 mins for work' Kitsune tells Tackle and you 'so if you have anything MEANINGFUL to say, say it :P' Durand tells Gore and you 'gore hates your freedom, nazrix' tell ** tackle wants to insert his penis into all of your holes, because, you are a slut, but a nice one, but don't let "roger" beat you anymore? You tell Gore (idle 6h, 2min and 31s) and Durand 'and tackle wants to insert his penis into all of your holes, because, you are a slut, but a nice one, but don't let "roger" beat you anymore?' Gore tells Durand and you 'what the hell?' Durand tells Gore and you 'oh really?' Gore tells Durand, Kitsune, Tackle and you 'April 1st or not, I don't want tells from you about sticking penises into holes, thank you very much.' Worse Mistell Ever
#1585
Unset Language
Submitted by: Beliah
At: May 7 2006
Rating: 3
Awed tells you 'jessus.. sain vaa hyvii tankkei! oisin tarvinu nyyppiä jotka ei itke ratesta! ajan soolona mielummi!'
#1591
Unset Language
Submitted by: Mithrand
At: May 13 2006
Rating: 3
Grimpold sings: 'Thar! Rauko! Mor! Ris-Rim! Fuin-Heru! GOR! Gurthgwath!n' Grimpold hits Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny, Vorpal bunny and Bodor with his noituloves deathlore.
#1622
Unset Language
Submitted by: Artea
At: Jun 18 2006
Rating: 3
The demon says 'Beanos kills Mikaiyla gaining 373 points.' Mikaiyla Hibiki is a level 79 mortal of the Elf race. She was created Fri Nov 07 05:26:09 2003 and she is 272d, 4h, 8min and 4s old. She has been on for 10h, 45min and 39s, idle 20s. She has killed: a huge Venus flytrap, waiting for vi.., 21981 exp a high priestess of Esachen, protect.., 1256262 exp (party of 9) She is the spring leader of the Druids guild. Web page: Beanos proposed and I said YES! Phone: Tarmalen 30/30 Druids 30/30 Navs 4/5, Reincs and Inquiries Available Plan: > /\ ## /\ > ///\(..)/\\\ >----()--()--- Now engaged to my Guardian Angel, Beanos. In bloodbath nobody is safe!
#1635
Finnish
Submitted by: Kyynel
At: Jul 17 2006
Rating: 3
Felder (suomi): hyvä esimerkki siitä miten homma toimi. Ostin cellyn datakaapelin puhelimeen ja etin sitten uusimpia ajureita sen kotisivulta. Saatanan sivusto on jonkun ekaa kertaa flashilla kikkailevan idiootin tekele; firman tuotteet kiersi animaationa ruudulla ja piti osua ja klikata oikeaa tuotetta, kun se sattui tulemaan ruudulle näkyviin. Jos missasit -> odota hetken aikaa, että tuote on taas näkyvissä.
#1644
Finnish
Submitted by: Freld
At: Jul 31 2006
Rating: 3
You tell Twomi 'sanos nettisivu mil voin kattoo lyhimmä reiti kaupungist a kaupunkii b' Twomi tells you 'ei hajuukaa, kerro mulleki jos semmone o' You tell Twomi (offline) '020202' You tell Twomi (offline) '.com vai fi kumpilie, sielo karttahaku jossa näkyy lyhin ajoreitti' Twomi tells you 'ah siis RL :) luulin et hait ingame cityjen juoksutriguja' Twomi tells you 'mullo joku teh w1z repu ni jengi tellaa mita ihmeellisempia queryja kuule' Twomi tells you 'ja tommone juoksutrigu webbisite on varmaa top3 kysymys'
#1660
English
Submitted by: Eraser
At: Aug 23 2006
Rating: 3
Alva [party]: doorbell afk Alva has been idle for 8m 57s. Entor (party): I bet alva's gay neighbour didnt just want sugar this time
#1747
Unset Language
Submitted by: Jeskko
At: Nov 30 2006
Rating: 3
Aceduck [newbie]: what was command for that stat thing, where u could see a players top kills etc... Freld [newbie]: finger ? Freld [newbie]: christ aceduck :D Robinhood [newbie]: wow :P Aceduck [newbie]: no, it hasd a list of the monsters they've killed the most Freld [newbie]: kerbholz? :P Aceduck [newbie]: ie, Robinhood has killed a fluffy bunny 206 times... Aceduck [newbie]: nah, there was a stat thing at one time, i guess they removed it :S Freld [newbie]: ah Freld [newbie]: its 'bat stats' Aceduck [bat]: stats Skazz [bat]: stats Freld [bat]: haha Saikou [bat]: stats Skazz [bat]: hehehe Aceduck [newbie]: lol Freld [bat]: gotcha :D
#1753
Unset Language
Submitted by: Valkrist
At: Dec 15 2006
Rating: 3
(10:50) Zin kääks 'kirottu uus mappi.' (10:50) Zin kääks 'justku alko oppii missa siin vanhas oli juttuja.'
#1800
Unset Language
Submitted by: Freld
At: Mar 11 2007
Rating: 3
<nightlife+>: Gore thinks Sprite has washed Blayke's filthy mouth with soap a few times too many.
#1802
Unset Language
Submitted by: Xunisiih
At: Mar 13 2007
Rating: 3
Conquer (party): can we goto bank :) Ewige [party]: hit bank or dump in me so yer dodge dont suck Conquer (party): 90kgs of gold on me sucks Treynon (party): where the f is bank Ewige is the new leader of the party. Conquer (party): good questions Treynon (party): take us to bank Conquer (party): where is the bank Treynon (party): i dont know this city Ewige [party]: too many oldbies Ewige [party]: we need a n00b to find bank
#1808
Unset Language
Submitted by: Favorit
At: Apr 13 2007
Rating: 3
Dino says 'I would need to go to toilet for sex.' Dino says 'SEC.' Dino says ':D.' Dino says 'OMg.'
#1815
Unset Language
Submitted by: Favorit
At: Apr 26 2007
Rating: 3
[14:50]:Milk (bat): he's learned a new word 'ape' which he constantly uses [14:50]:Nazrix [bat]: I love word ape [14:50]:Naran [bat]: thats cause you are one [14:50]:Nazrix [bat]: naran will die [14:50]:Favorit <bat>: Naran will die - Nazrix will get removed. [14:50]:Grimpold (bat): die naran die!
#1862
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Aug 23 2007
Rating: 3
Damogran [newbie]: Introducing a new player to BatMUD: Zexyz. Tarken the Helper [newbie]: Zexyz? lol... Graft [newbie]: Maybe he wanted a name to capitalize on Scrabble points :)
#1863
Unset Language
Submitted by: Acidia
At: Aug 27 2007
Rating: 3
Done the frog [wanted]: what spell prevent doing skills? Done the frog [wanted]: ah this :D
#1869
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Sep 5 2007
Rating: 3
Darolin Jarkko korjaa: Serra tells Darol and you 'hei muuten, korjaappa mut jake. jain jumii spiritiksi' Serra tells Darol and you 'tai nosturi' Darol tells Serra and you 'jake? :D' Serra tells Darol and you 'eiks jarkko oo sun nimi?' Darol tells Serra and you 'mun nimi oli topi mut kai mä voin korjataki :D' Ghost of Serra tells Darol and you 'topi ja tessu!' You tell Darol and Serra (dead) 'hyvin korjattu :DD' Darol tells Serra and you 'no kele :D' Ghost of Serra tells Darol and you 'just.' Ghost of Serra tells Darol and you 'antakaa raise...'
#1908
Unset Language
Submitted by: Vijita
At: Dec 3 2007
Rating: 3
Presence (wanted): You are carrying -1.-2 kg of equipment Vijita [wanted]: thats no bug! Vijita [wanted]: youre carrying Blaykes penis! Presence (wanted): I lol'd.
#1961
Unset Language
Submitted by: Entor
At: Apr 7 2008
Rating: 3
vegetarians are funny people! Lampsa tells you 'nun who revisited..' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'L = Player leads the guild.' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'E = Player is an elder nun.' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'S = Player is a member of the Holy Synod.' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'B = Player is the Master of the Holy Battlegrounds.' Lampsa (00:04) You say 'O = Player is the saviour of the poor.'
#1966
Unset Language
Submitted by: Lampsa
At: Apr 15 2008
Rating: 3
Elämäni vara-Larppana: (11:54) Zin tells you 'NEUROVERKKOJEN HIDALKO, SYMBIANIN ALISTAJA, MOBIILI-LINUXIN SELÄTTÄJÄ L.AHOLA' (11:54) Zin tells you 'no lotto! :D'