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#2365
English
Submitted by: Blax
At: Feb 15 2020
Rating: 1
Ergor (rixx): how many higbies takes naps... goes to work does what ever... just chances to phone checks every 30 minutes and got some ra on so doesent idle... fucking much... vittu tasan ei mee nallekarkit... total shit... truth every move cant be watched everything cant be seen... so total bull shit... welcome to RL welcome to 2020... well or even 2000... fucking newbies whining about life... get a rl if this is so hard
#2367
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Jun 3 2020
Rating: 1
Spann (bat): are there great white wyrms in the game? Stylus (bat): when i forget my pants (bat): Stylus bows gracefully. (bat): Malum sighs deeply.
#2368
English
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Aug 5 2020
Rating: 1
[21:15]:Darol <bat>: hola people and others [21:16]:Ulath <bat>: Yes, you never know whether someone might identify as a leather sofa, for example [21:16]:Darol <bat>: yes, i just don't want to offend anyone [21:16]:Yggdrasil [bat]: or an attack helicopter [21:16]:Darol <bat>: accidentally, on purpose is another thing [21:16]:Exeunt (bat): did you just assume my material [21:16]:Banba {bat}: id check their cushions for loose change [21:16]:Glaurung (bat): did you just assume my furniturity ? [21:16]:Took [bat]: I identify as a meat popsicle [21:16]:Endure {bat}: I am the evil witch-king throne [21:16]:Ueberlisk [bat]: i am groot.
#2371
English
Submitted by: Mulam
At: Oct 21 2020
Rating: 1
[02:47]:Jamieo [bat]: How do I play this game again [02:47]:Mulam [bat]: kill monster -> profit [02:47]:Roak {bat}: repeat for 30 years [02:48]:Jamieo [bat]: ahh yes. "Kill" The monster. Not... "Make friends with her and form a clique."
#2373
English
Submitted by: Blax
At: Jan 8 2021
Rating: 1
Arafon [lotus+]: did you know we are basically making dildos for rich highbies?
#2376
English
Submitted by: Mulam
At: Mar 17 2021
Rating: 1
Berland [wanted]: to know the difference between a party and doings Berland [wanted]: asking for a friend Roak {wanted}: having a goal? Berland [wanted]: i play batmud i have no goals Roak {wanted}: so you're looking for doings? Berland [wanted]: ah Berland [wanted]: sheesh you should charge for that Roak {wanted}: Merchants give the 1st one for free :) Teyr [wanted]: LMFAO
#2387
English
Submitted by: Tume
At: Dec 7 2021
Rating: 1
[19:18]:Tume (bat): Anyone wanna hear a joke? [19:19]:Shinarae <bat>: my weapon damages? [19:19]:Tume (bat): :D:D [19:20]:Glaurung (bat): haha good one =D
#2389
Finnish
Submitted by: Ecky
At: Jan 1 2022
Rating: 1
[09:58]:Beow [suomi]: katsoin luonto-ohjelmaa [09:58]:Beow [suomi]: siellä oli petoja ja kasvinsyöjiä [09:58]:Beow [suomi]: petoina mm. leijonat ja savannikoirat. kasvinsyöjinä impalat. kasvinsyöjien uloste-DNA:ta tutkittiin [10:03]:Stark (suomi): tämä loppui vähä kesken nyt
#2401
English
Submitted by: Ggr
At: Aug 17 2024
Rating: 1
<sales>: Ggr gives suspicious looks to everyone. Stylus (sales): wizzes are creepy voyeurs that thrive on mortal drama Karvakulmio [sales]: hurry. get some carrots
#2403
English
Submitted by: Mulam
At: Jan 15 2025
Rating: 1
Mulam [ghost]: Apache shouts 'Time to meet your maker, Comanche!' Mulam [ghost]: This is going to mudquote Ghost of Comanche [ghost]: traitors
#54
Finnish
Submitted by: Pertulio
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 2
Capula [party]: ilma prottia kuolen Fobbis [party]: fabsaa Capula [party]: Fabs Up! Capula [party]: lasketaanko tuo protiksi ? :(
#70
English
Submitted by: Froggy
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 2
[23:35]:Soulblade [chat]: Iam thinking of getting the MSI dual opteron board with another 64bit AMD processor... [23:35]:Runeaxe <chat>: get a life [23:35]:Runeaxe <chat>: but that's too expensive! [23:36]:Hrolf [chat]: I got mine at a yard sale
#71
English
Submitted by: Unreserved
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 2
[01:55]:Dogi {sur+}: argh divine magial powers [01:56]:Dogi {sur+}: btu why should sword have magial powrs
#77
Finnish
Submitted by: Valtava
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 2
[13:57]:Enochian (bat): siis vittu miten perseestä taas vaihteeks meno batil, ei jaksa kattoo selvinpäin ku nörtit vonkaa :D
#81
English
Submitted by: Captnapalm
At: Dec 31 2003
Rating: 2
[22:48]:Kalarobotti [wanted]: does mr. captnapalm have any friends online ? [22:48]:Nuppi [wanted]: party for druid [22:49]:[wanted]: Captnapalm says firmly and without hesitation 'NO.' to Kalarobotti. [22:49]:Glaurung [wanted]: captnapalm is like jesus.. we are all friends of his [22:49]:Jaael [wanted]: rp [22:49]:Lux [wanted]: mr. napalm doesnt have any friend after yesterdays touree [22:49]:Kalarobotti [wanted]: thats nice, could someone call mr. jesus if he still wants to do eq? [22:49]:Baek [wanted]: summon + rp please [22:49]:Typhos [wanted]: jesus doesn't need eq [22:49]:Captnapalm [wanted]: you sound like a stalker
#90
English
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Jan 2 2004
Rating: 2
Minerva tells you 'you just need a gf that doesn't put out :P'
#101
Finnish
Submitted by: Ins
At: Jan 2 2004
Rating: 2
Teddy [party]: mitäs sillä o väliä mitä äiti on opettanu? Teddy [party]: tai ei sulle saa sanoo noin, sun pitää vielä kuunnella äitiä
#126
Finnish
Submitted by: Shay
At: Jan 7 2004
Rating: 2
Dargund [party]: < mulla unohtu puoleen valiin kilrathii parry >
#127
English
Submitted by: Unreserved
At: Jan 7 2004
Rating: 2
Garou [fnord+]: I'll try walkin' there Young squid shouts 'I butchered Garou the christmas elf for breakfast, who's up for dinner?' Info: Garou dies. [fnord+]: Unreserved looks very sad. Unreserved [fnord+]: now I have to post that to mudquote :(
#130
Finnish
Submitted by: Alcal
At: Jan 7 2004
Rating: 2
Gror tells you 'pitäsköhän ottaa meganen linja, maksais 30 extraa kuussa' Gror tells you 'aika halpa megaseks' You tell Gror 'oho' You tell Gror 'mihi sä sitä? :)' Gror tells you 'battaamiseen' You tell Gror 'hah :)' Gror tells you 'ei voi ajaa expaa ku lagaa muute'