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#1165
Unset Language
Submitted by: Serra
At: Mar 22 2005
Rating: -2
(15:38) @Elero sniffs and utters 'Nuuuuh..' at you. (15:38) Elero tells you 'sain töitä \o/' (15:39) Elero tells you 'mie oon nyt asiantuntija \,,/' (15:39) Elero tells you 'asia ku asia, mie tunnen sen' (15:40) Elero tells you 'tee tuosta mudquote'
#1226
Unset Language
Submitted by: Calmis
At: May 16 2005
Rating: -2
Dimwit tells you 'rpitaa rakentaa oma kulli sit kostoksi'
#1281
Unset Language
Submitted by: Tyr
At: Jun 30 2005
Rating: -2
Kumagna tells you 'what are blackstar and ssmud bitching about now?' You tell Kumagna 'they have sand in their vaginas' You stomp-kick Blackstar just below the chin. You punch Blackstar making small marks. Blackstar tears you smashing rib bones into a lung. Kumagna tells you 'that would make anyone bitch' You tell Kumagna 'laf'
#1321
Unset Language
Submitted by: Doot
At: Aug 12 2005
Rating: -2
(06:34) Jessen tells you 'i think killing kitsune should be a sport...'
#1483
Unset Language
Submitted by: Brewer
At: Jan 19 2006
Rating: -2
Mogo [wanted]: what is the diff from skill/spell max and skill/spell cost Mogo is a level 63 mortal of the Elf race. He was created Fri Dec 03 16:56:23 2004 and he is 106d, 20h, 52min and 41s old.
#1484
Unset Language
Submitted by: Garou
At: Jan 20 2006
Rating: -2
Bazil tells you 'where are we?' You tell Bazil 'ocp' Bazil tells you 'wow i was getting explore'
#1504
Unset Language
Submitted by: Pahvi
At: Feb 8 2006
Rating: -2
[12:00]:Shardik <kanniaalio+>: jos oisin vähänkään katu-uskottava metallimies, mitä en valitettavasti ole, asentaisin jouluna aina yhden sijaan kolme joulukuusta kämppääni [12:00]:(kanniaalio+): KaPu taputtaa [12:01]:KaPu (kanniaalio+): mietin kans joulunaikaan et ku ihmisillä on niitä tylsiä .. emmätiedä mikä niiden nimi on. loppu. [12:01]:<kanniaalio+>: Shardik taputtaa
#1508
Unset Language
Submitted by: Lampsa
At: Feb 12 2006
Rating: -2
Juggelo <twiddle+>: Kun aamu tulee; Aurinko Sarastaapi; Tiamat: Kuolematon. Juggelo <twiddle+>: Hermot hajoaa; Vituttaa. Järki menee; Tiamat tykittää. Juggelo <twiddle+>: Moraali hyytyy; Tiamat sadonkorjuussa; Pojat luovuttaa. Juggelo <twiddle+>: Mamma kilahtaa; Esi-teini pelleilee; Päät räjähtää. Juggelo <twiddle+>: muusani minun; tiamatille ruokaa tuovat; elämä rules.
#1517
Finnish
Submitted by: Kerzebel
At: Feb 25 2006
Rating: -2
Vesku tells you 'hei nyrkillä tapettava huora. on aika tullut kuolla!' Vesku tells you 'nam tulee teinien lämmitys vuodet iha mielee =)'
#1547
Unset Language
Submitted by: Zulle
At: Mar 23 2006
Rating: -2
Pyggins [party]: keho type 'sleep' | ?.? Keho rest 1030(1124) 29( 29) 102(402) | 67 | 235612 |
#1548
Unset Language
Submitted by: Shinarae
At: Mar 23 2006
Rating: -2
@Foxbat whines and screams 'kruik! kruiiiiiik! kruiiiiiiiiik!' at you. You tell Foxbat (*youfeelfishy*) 'oh what now :P' Foxbat tells you 'general whine, just in case'
#1551
Unset Language
Submitted by: Glaurung
At: Mar 24 2006
Rating: -2
[14:24]:Kaahni [lut+]: A small jeweled belt, A small jeweled ring, mitä eroa? [14:26]:Kaahni [lut+]: molemmat setis ainaki [14:29]:Kaahni [lut+]: eh [14:30]:Kaahni [lut+]: jaanii ,)
#1564
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malystryx
At: Apr 5 2006
Rating: -2
Wirah [oulu+]: jos mä kuolen tähä lintuinfluenssaa ni varmistakaa että duck race poistetaa batista
#1586
Unset Language
Submitted by: Freld
At: May 7 2006
Rating: -2
(10:41) You tell Broetchen 'kumpi destas' (10:41) Broetchen tells you 'chella' Elder petron utters the magic words 'rikki ja poikki'
#1587
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malos
At: May 9 2006
Rating: -2
(19:53) Nazrix tells you 'You tell Malos (*back to town*) 'you xploit poor nubus to get rich quick' (19:53) Nazrix tells you 'Malos tells you 'not really , i refunded the cash as he wasnt happy'' (19:53) Nazrix tells you 'Malos tells you 'im too nice'' (19:53) Nazrix tells you 'You tell Malos (*back to town*) ':('' (19:53) Nazrix tells you 'You tell Malos (*back to town*) 'you make rest of us look bad
#1595
Unset Language
Submitted by: Broetchen
At: May 20 2006
Rating: -2
Freld [party]: mite onnistun lukee shy female = shemale
#1606
Unset Language
Submitted by: Psymar
At: Jun 5 2006
Rating: -2
Shar (wanted): bard def, conjumage for akira Shar (wanted): mebbe a third row too! Conquer (wanted): i'd come but i have rape prot Shar (wanted): which spot would you fill? :o
#1609
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Jun 6 2006
Rating: -2
[20:02]:End [newbie]: why cant i see because of "too dark" even if i have ring of infravis? :/ [20:03]:Psymar [newbie]: are you wearing the ring? [20:03]:Tarquin [newbie]: because you are not wearing a ring of infra [20:03]:Chimecho [newbie]: or some +darkness eq [20:03]:End [newbie]: oh shit im wielding it
#1614
Unset Language
Submitted by: Jacen
At: Jun 12 2006
Rating: -2
[23:28]:Artea (campcon): w: more pictures to look at! [23:28]:Aruthra [campcon]: i posted all of mine ya bitch! [23:29]:Artea (campcon): i already looked at em you bald headed, ninja turtlin, sai wielding, motha fucka! [23:29]:Artea (campcon): we just need to get you the red mask like raphael wears and you're set. [23:29]:Aruthra [campcon]: i'll.. bring that next time! :P
#1621
Unset Language
Submitted by: Rigger
At: Jun 17 2006
Rating: -2
(16:53) You tell Sumar 'please don't kil manfred' (16:53) Sumar tells you 'nod' (16:53) You tell Sumar 'or the butt, but they might both be a bit big to solo' (16:53) You tell Sumar 'er bull' (16:53) Sumar tells you '=D' (16:54) Sumar tells you 'my butt is indeed too big to solo' (16:54) You tell Sumar 'so you are saying your butt takes two or more ? :)' (16:54) @Sumar nods at you, 'Yep!'.