Cyberman <wiz>: No no, I have no time for silly quarrels, I have to march
forward in my world domination plans.
Gront <wiz>: will the world be a better place then?
Cyberman <wiz>: Let me detail you my plans.
Cyberman <wiz>: 1.- Take control of the www.KittyMail.com site.
Cyberman <wiz>: 2.- Cleverly use that mail server to send SPAM to 3 billion
people all around the world with an ingeniously designed plot to enlarge their
penis to astronomical sizes using a cheap bottle of semi-magical pills.
Cyberman <wiz>: 3.- Use the proceeds to launch a hostile takeover for
Microsoft.
Cyberman <wiz>: 4.- Use Windows to secretly gather knowledge of world leaders'
emails.
Cyberman <wiz>: 5.- Blackmail them leaders with terrible closet-truths and
force them to my service.
Tomba <wiz>: my plan is much simpler
Tomba <wiz>: 1. use my overpowering charisma and mind control to seize the
dictatorship of the world
Tomba <wiz>: 2. dominate
Cyberman <wiz>: Seems my plan is a bit more failsafe.
Tomba <wiz>: so you consider failure as an option?
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