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#555
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Submitted by: Malar
At: Apr 24 2004
Rating: 13
Cyberman <wiz>: No no, I have no time for silly quarrels, I have to march forward in my world domination plans. Gront <wiz>: will the world be a better place then? Cyberman <wiz>: Let me detail you my plans. Cyberman <wiz>: 1.- Take control of the www.KittyMail.com site. Cyberman <wiz>: 2.- Cleverly use that mail server to send SPAM to 3 billion people all around the world with an ingeniously designed plot to enlarge their penis to astronomical sizes using a cheap bottle of semi-magical pills. Cyberman <wiz>: 3.- Use the proceeds to launch a hostile takeover for Microsoft. Cyberman <wiz>: 4.- Use Windows to secretly gather knowledge of world leaders' emails. Cyberman <wiz>: 5.- Blackmail them leaders with terrible closet-truths and force them to my service. Tomba <wiz>: my plan is much simpler Tomba <wiz>: 1. use my overpowering charisma and mind control to seize the dictatorship of the world Tomba <wiz>: 2. dominate Cyberman <wiz>: Seems my plan is a bit more failsafe. Tomba <wiz>: so you consider failure as an option?