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#1720
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Submitted by: Kori
At: Oct 29 2006
Rating: 2
Jonde arrives in a flash. Jonde takes one mowgles coin. Jonde puts 1 mowgles coin into a leather purse (Jonde's) (almost empty). Jonde leaves east. Jonde is a level 78 mortal of the Ent race.
#1732
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Submitted by: Ooga
At: Nov 14 2006
Rating: 2
Tasker [newbie]: where is tourette whel Rigger [newbie]: omg Urza [newbie]: roulette wheel? [newbie]: Hrolf falls down laughing. Tasker [newbie]: that Hrolf [newbie]: it's in the fucking basement Rigger [newbie]: i laughed so much i couldn't make a comment Hrolf [newbie]: of the fucking place Hrolf [newbie]: by the fucking armourer Hrolf [newbie]: in fucking bat shitty city Urza [newbie]: the fucking tourettes wheel is d from that goddamn merchant south of that shithole armour er's Hrolf [newbie]: fuck Tasker [newbie]: someone should wash hrolfs mouth Hrolf [newbie]: I can't help that I was born with this problem Lazuli [newbie]: Roulette's syndrome. Very sad.
#1741
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Submitted by: Jumbo
At: Nov 24 2006
Rating: 2
Noctur <suomi>: mut jyväskylän yliopiston kansainvälisten asioiden sihteeri tjsp on hottie! meinasin lähteä johki timbuktuun vaan sen takii et pääsisin jutteleen sille! :P~~ Noctur <suomi>: lotto!
#1743
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Submitted by: Freld
At: Nov 27 2006
Rating: 2
[03:04]:Plumbing [newbie]: i am a mohammed hussein 17 yaer old palestinian boyu and holy warrior i am look for a friends that can i pillage anyone intrested?
#1749
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Submitted by: Valkrist
At: Nov 30 2006
Rating: 2
[19:13]:Valkrist (party): nazrix is slow [19:14]:Gorge [party]: he has to be a woman! no man that slow [19:14]:Gorge [party]: would explain the constant bitchines
#1762
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Submitted by: Balthas
At: Dec 25 2006
Rating: 2
[22:28]:Drac [wanted]: any reincer online ? :( ; [22:28]:Juo (wanted): no, shar is offline :D ;
#1766
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Submitted by: Juo
At: Jan 4 2007
Rating: 2
?arol <fall+>: koodaan uuden version hailstormista. Se toimii niin että 10 sekunnin välein arvotaan random pelaaja ja sit loput mudin pelaajat forcetaan pistämään: hail <se random player> ?arol <fall+>: eventti loppuu ku kaikki käyty läpi! ?arol <fall+>: se jota hailattii viimeisenä saa asmoapinan
#1768
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Submitted by: Khar
At: Jan 10 2007
Rating: 2
Amra tells you 'repesin kun serkku kerto revenneensä kun joku sen kaveri snaonu sille et "hirvee ikävä kun muija lähti inttiin"'
#1771
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Submitted by: Trandar
At: Jan 12 2007
Rating: 2
Veckio [newbie]: is it possible to get a sex change you didn't know about? Veckio [newbie]: in the game..
#1776
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Submitted by: Balthas
At: Jan 29 2007
Rating: 2
*boylove* Nazrix tells Amd and you 'when I call balthas pupunen, he is very happy, when I; call amd pupunen he gets angry :(' Nazrix tells Amd and you 'explain why' Amd tells Nazrix and you 'I not fucking fluffy and nice' Nazrix tells Amd and you 'From now on I call you Vesihiisi' Nazrix tells Amd and you 'is that better?' Amd tells Nazrix and you 'I'll call you retard' (I was happy to attend)
#1784
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Submitted by: Xortoth
At: Feb 14 2007
Rating: 2
xxxi tells you 'i thought i knew what hate is, then yatharis started playing batmud...'
#1794
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Submitted by: Awed
At: Mar 5 2007
Rating: 2
Kheldor [wanted]: just started using the mud lag report thing, does it always get tons of lag when ppl are logging on right after boot?
#1817
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Submitted by: Calmis
At: Apr 27 2007
Rating: 2
Fizzl tells you 'jeh. lisäsin tosin mutkan matkaan odensen kautta ettei; tartte ferryä venailla ja siellä istua =)'
#1825
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: May 11 2007
Rating: 2
Tonto (newbie): what do these monk trainers actually want from you, money or sexual favours? Aquavitae [newbie]: they are men of god Aquavitae [newbie]: so both Doot (newbie): both
#1833
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Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Jun 2 2007
Rating: 2
[06:00]:Nazrix [bat]: Nazrix arrives from the north. [06:00]:Nazrix [bat]: wtf, i'm in nowhere outworld and I saw this [06:01]:Eressa [bat]: just an echo naz [06:01]:Nazrix [bat]: what did yours say? [06:01]:Eressa [bat]: mine said Nazrix is gullible.
#1838
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Submitted by: Arafat
At: Jun 18 2007
Rating: 2
Antonius [newbie]: Um, how do I reset my prompt to the default? Entrini [newbie]: are you using zmud? Antonius [newbie]: Nope. Entrini [newbie]: are you using zmud? Entrini [newbie]: oops sorry didnt mean to send that twice
#1846
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Submitted by: Arafat
At: Jul 7 2007
Rating: 2
after wearing cecilias dress... Zhenyu [newbie]: "the orifice looks tight but you might be able to ram something in there"...is have found rusty chain mail and a rusty sword in the kelorgoth's stomach...any suggestions on how to use them on the orifice?
#1850
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Submitted by: Calath
At: Jul 19 2007
Rating: 2
Starrlight [wanted]: dir to shatate what ever her name is in tiger maze paying for it Starrlight is a level 97 mortal of the Centaur race.
#1855
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Submitted by: Emplate
At: Aug 5 2007
Rating: 2
[18:55]:Fil [wanted]: someone to tell me eidilon sword syntaxes! [18:55]:Kirya [wanted]: holy vest of yak [18:55]:Vandris (wanted): wield sword ,) [18:55]:Fil [wanted]: whee [18:55]:Bmoa {wanted}: 'kill bunny' [18:55]:Evilild [wanted]: pointy end away from you! [18:56]:Alakhai (wanted): 'donate sword' [18:56]:Fil [wanted]: never let it be said that batmud lacks humor...or retards, mostly we have retards [18:57]:Acidia [wanted]: hear hear
#1860
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Submitted by: Ooga
At: Aug 21 2007
Rating: 2
Followup to mudquote 1859... Ooga the Helper [newbie]: and from something someone else said in a tell to me, it sounds like you're in an area written by a coder who's intentionally devious and makes very hard puzzles but they tend to be pretty coherent Mikaiyla the Helper [newbie]: shinarae made that area? ;) Mikaiyla tells you 'did shinarae make it?' You emote to Mikaiyla 'nods at you.' Mikaiyla tells you 'i was guessing lol'