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#1866
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Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Sep 2 2007
Rating: 2
Femko shouts 'By your powers combined, Ssmud is Captain Planet!' Elwyk tells you 'accept'
#1877
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Submitted by: Tarken
At: Sep 11 2007
Rating: 2
Damogran [newbie]: Introducing a new player to BatMUD: Fawhotest. Favorit <newbie>: ok, who was the smartass that purged my character? <newbie>: Ulath points at Juo. Favorit <newbie>: grumble. <newbie>: Favorit sighs deeply. Damogran [newbie]: Introducing a new player to BatMUD: Favotesti. (newbie): Routa snickers. (newbie): Juo the Helper fumbles her fingers hopelessly across the keyboard.
#1891
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Oct 23 2007
Rating: 2
Nazrix [bat]: Freld tells you 'some fucking 40lvl naab has parked his GOD DAMN ANT in my stable spot'
#1894
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Submitted by: Lampsa
At: Nov 1 2007
Rating: 2
meanwhile in the land where immortals roam.. (21:01) Era tells you 'hihih, korjasinpa hassun bugin tosta, melkein fukkasin :)' (21:01) You tell Era (*42*) 'minkäs? :)' (21:01) Era tells you '20 cast golden arrow olis vetäny instana 20 blastia' (21:01) You tell Era (*42*) ':D'
#1902
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Submitted by: Tixe
At: Nov 15 2007
Rating: 2
Ewige [fnord+]: Blayke (party): he dont area Ewige [fnord+]: Giant spider fills up its cheeks with air and exhales (killing cloud) Ewige [fnord+]: Giant spider hits Crowbar, Blayke, Ewige, Axl, Resin, Ulver, Desos, Sparhawk, Bloodghost and Dumbo with its killing cloud Ewige [fnord+]: =)
#1910
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Dec 6 2007
Rating: 2
Mistä pikkuveljet tulevat... Max Hardcode {porn+}: omg tieks mitä tehtii kersana ku löydettii kaverin faijan kortsuja patjan alta... pisteltii niihi reikii :DDD KinkyBastard (porn+): :DDDD Max Hardcode {porn+}: siis käyttämättömii :P Max Hardcode {porn+}: se saiki kyl pikkuveljen sit :DDDD Tumppu <porn+>: muah :DD
#1911
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Submitted by: Arafat
At: Dec 11 2007
Rating: 2
Kobane [chat]: anyone know of a good substitute for matlab? Zaph [chat]: methlab
#1923
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Submitted by: Dazzt
At: Jan 19 2008
Rating: 2
Yorkaturr [suomi]: mulle yritetään nyt perustella miks 218e (!) maksava yövoide on dekadilla parempaa ku joku Orionin perusvoide Yorkaturr [suomi]: sillä argumentilla että "Kyl ny kosmetologit enempi kasvojen kans tekemisis on kudermatologit" Nuane {suomi}: nyt ois tietty iha kiva tietää mikä ylipäänsä on yövoide Sumendar [suomi]: varastorasva, nuane Nuane {suomi}: ah, tämä selvensi asiaa
#1943
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Submitted by: Lozlo
At: Feb 17 2008
Rating: 2
(23:26) Shar tells you 'SUMMON Vesku'' (23:26) Shar tells you 'oops, thought you were our ggr :D'' (23:27) Shar tells you 'SUMMON Vesku'' (23:27) Shar tells you 'that was the last time I swear :D''
#1946
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Submitted by: Lampsa
At: Feb 22 2008
Rating: 2
Typhos (turha+): suomikanava on vähän niinkun se kesämökki peräkorvessa jonne pitää mennä kerran vuodessa ja huutaa kännissä ulos kaikki paska mikä on kertyny vuoden aikana
#1947
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Feb 24 2008
Rating: 2
Rauskis arrives from south. Rauskis eeks panicedly. Rauskis howls 'gatekeeper.' Rauskis leaves north.
#1955
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Submitted by: Entor
At: Mar 15 2008
Rating: 2
Amor (darkness+): Anyone got magerathia memmed? Amor (darkness+): ack magerathiaa vartioi joku punanen s kirjain.... Nuane {darkness+}: hittolaisen swamp, tapa se!
#1958
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Submitted by: Malystryx
At: Mar 28 2008
Rating: 2
[16:41]:Predator [oulu+]: rahaa on mut ei tee mieli juoda [16:41]:Predator [oulu+]: rankkaa [16:42]:Wirah [oulu+]: eli alkoholiongelma [16:42]:Predator [oulu+]: =) [16:42]:Predator [oulu+]: ostin yhden kirsikkaoluen kyllä marketeilla käydessä [16:42]:Predator [oulu+]: Lindeman ist krieg [16:42]:Wirah [oulu+]: taitaa vähä gei ongelma olla kans tosta päätelle !
#1959
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Submitted by: Derthon
At: Mar 29 2008
Rating: 2
You tell Valkrist 'onkos siinä ringis vielä maxcondii?' Valkrist tells you 'ei oo enää' Valkrist tells you 'Oops! Your grip on the hammer slips, and you damage the ring!' Valkrist tells you 'Your ring breaks into zillions of pieces.'
#2007
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Submitted by: Lotheac
At: Aug 25 2008
Rating: 2
Ulath <bat>: Ok, one question left, a joker one, worth 2 points. Darol <bat>: heath ledger!
#2011
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Submitted by: Blackstar
At: Sep 3 2008
Rating: 2
[00:01]:Voi (bat): I'm sexy voiced chick! I sound like fog horn! [00:02]:Blackstar [bat]: fog horns are sexy... [00:02]:Saldas [bat]: ... [00:02]:[bat]: Blackstar coughs noisily. [00:02]:Tarken [bat]: i somehow read that first as 'fag porn' [00:02]:Voi (bat): you read what you want! [00:02]:Blackstar [bat]: thats because you're secretly a fag [00:02]:Saldas [bat]: or fag horn goes too [00:02]:Darol <bat>: we see what we wish to see :) [00:04]:Xunisiih (bat): yes that was past being "freudian slip"
#2013
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Submitted by: Malystryx
At: Sep 8 2008
Rating: 2
Ghost of Yggrasil (ghost): hc wyvern... The ice makes a sound below your mount, scaring it!!!!!! Ghost of Yggrasil (ghost): BOOHOOO SCARY!!! ... Body please
#2016
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Submitted by: Freld
At: Oct 12 2008
Rating: 2
[23:59]:Fraster the spawn [wanted]: some people and tanks to join my party [23:59]:Mazzon (wanted): That's not a very nice attitude, you know. Tanks are people too [23:59]:Fraster the spawn [wanted]: ya verry needed and wanted people [23:59]:Hemicuda [wanted]: tanks are just dumb hp piles [00:00]:Fraster the spawn [wanted]: not true im part tank my self and im not dumb
#2020
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Submitted by: Roscop
At: Nov 2 2008
Rating: 2
Your knowledge about Creature's tactics allows you to evade the ambush. Creature lectures 'Someone soon has to scrape your remains from the floor, Someone!
#2022
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Submitted by: Lozlo
At: Nov 5 2008
Rating: 2
[04:38]:Amra [bat]: if Obama loses i'll fukken rebirth [04:38]:Boot [bat]: me too! 04:38]:Gurth the spawn (bat): if they resurrect hitler and stalin and make them fight each other for heavy weight boxing championship i will run nekkid marathon through helsinki