?arol <fall+>: koodaan uuden version hailstormista. Se toimii niin että 10 sekunnin välein arvotaan random pelaaja ja sit loput mudin pelaajat forcetaan pistämään: hail <se random player> ?arol <fall+>: eventti loppuu ku kaikki käyty läpi! ?arol <fall+>: se jota hailattii viimeisenä saa asmoapinan

Amra tells you 'repesin kun serkku kerto revenneensä kun joku sen kaveri snaonu sille et "hirvee ikävä kun muija lähti inttiin"'

Veckio [newbie]: is it possible to get a sex change you didn't know about? Veckio [newbie]: in the game..

*boylove* Nazrix tells Amd and you 'when I call balthas pupunen, he is very happy, when I; call amd pupunen he gets angry :(' Nazrix tells Amd and you 'explain why' Amd tells Nazrix and you 'I not fucking fluffy and nice' Nazrix tells Amd and you 'From now on I call you Vesihiisi' Nazrix tells Amd and you 'is that better?' Amd tells Nazrix and you 'I'll call you retard' (I was happy to attend)

xxxi tells you 'i thought i knew what hate is, then yatharis started playing batmud...'

Kheldor [wanted]: just started using the mud lag report thing, does it always get tons of lag when ppl are logging on right after boot?

Fizzl tells you 'jeh. lisäsin tosin mutkan matkaan odensen kautta ettei; tartte ferryä venailla ja siellä istua =)'

Tonto (newbie): what do these monk trainers actually want from you, money or sexual favours? Aquavitae [newbie]: they are men of god Aquavitae [newbie]: so both Doot (newbie): both

[06:00]:Nazrix [bat]: Nazrix arrives from the north. [06:00]:Nazrix [bat]: wtf, i'm in nowhere outworld and I saw this [06:01]:Eressa [bat]: just an echo naz [06:01]:Nazrix [bat]: what did yours say? [06:01]:Eressa [bat]: mine said Nazrix is gullible.

Antonius [newbie]: Um, how do I reset my prompt to the default? Entrini [newbie]: are you using zmud? Antonius [newbie]: Nope. Entrini [newbie]: are you using zmud? Entrini [newbie]: oops sorry didnt mean to send that twice

after wearing cecilias dress... Zhenyu [newbie]: "the orifice looks tight but you might be able to ram something in there"...is have found rusty chain mail and a rusty sword in the kelorgoth's stomach...any suggestions on how to use them on the orifice?

Starrlight [wanted]: dir to shatate what ever her name is in tiger maze paying for it Starrlight is a level 97 mortal of the Centaur race.

[18:55]:Fil [wanted]: someone to tell me eidilon sword syntaxes! [18:55]:Kirya [wanted]: holy vest of yak [18:55]:Vandris (wanted): wield sword ,) [18:55]:Fil [wanted]: whee [18:55]:Bmoa {wanted}: 'kill bunny' [18:55]:Evilild [wanted]: pointy end away from you! [18:56]:Alakhai (wanted): 'donate sword' [18:56]:Fil [wanted]: never let it be said that batmud lacks humor...or retards, mostly we have retards [18:57]:Acidia [wanted]: hear hear

Followup to mudquote 1859... Ooga the Helper [newbie]: and from something someone else said in a tell to me, it sounds like you're in an area written by a coder who's intentionally devious and makes very hard puzzles but they tend to be pretty coherent Mikaiyla the Helper [newbie]: shinarae made that area? ;) Mikaiyla tells you 'did shinarae make it?' You emote to Mikaiyla 'nods at you.' Mikaiyla tells you 'i was guessing lol'

Femko shouts 'By your powers combined, Ssmud is Captain Planet!' Elwyk tells you 'accept'

Damogran [newbie]: Introducing a new player to BatMUD: Fawhotest. Favorit <newbie>: ok, who was the smartass that purged my character? <newbie>: Ulath points at Juo. Favorit <newbie>: grumble. <newbie>: Favorit sighs deeply. Damogran [newbie]: Introducing a new player to BatMUD: Favotesti. (newbie): Routa snickers. (newbie): Juo the Helper fumbles her fingers hopelessly across the keyboard.

Nazrix [bat]: Freld tells you 'some fucking 40lvl naab has parked his GOD DAMN ANT in my stable spot'

meanwhile in the land where immortals roam.. (21:01) Era tells you 'hihih, korjasinpa hassun bugin tosta, melkein fukkasin :)' (21:01) You tell Era (*42*) 'minkäs? :)' (21:01) Era tells you '20 cast golden arrow olis vetäny instana 20 blastia' (21:01) You tell Era (*42*) ':D'

Ewige [fnord+]: Blayke (party): he dont area Ewige [fnord+]: Giant spider fills up its cheeks with air and exhales (killing cloud) Ewige [fnord+]: Giant spider hits Crowbar, Blayke, Ewige, Axl, Resin, Ulver, Desos, Sparhawk, Bloodghost and Dumbo with its killing cloud Ewige [fnord+]: =)

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