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#2075
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nielen
At: May 28 2009
Rating: 2
Ruffneck's Kerbholz proudly echoes: Sister Hannah is here sorting food and clothes to the poo #4 Hair [chat]: what does poo need food and clothes for?
#2077
Unset Language
Submitted by: Malar
At: May 28 2009
Rating: 2
Darol <wiz>: damn you people with your short attention sp..hey cookies Grizzt <wiz>: How many people with short attention span do you need for... hey, let's go swimming!
#2083
Unset Language
Submitted by: Xunisiih
At: Jun 30 2009
Rating: 2
Pelend tells you 'on kyl jotenkin taas jarkevaa etta pikkutyttoja raiskaavasta lonkeroilla hakkaavasta tappokoneesta tehdaan.. niin mita? MUSTALAINEN?! "hai sie veli, ois pari ylimaaraista sormusta"'
#2086
Unset Language
Submitted by: Caveron
At: Jul 3 2009
Rating: 2
Robinhood [nightlife+]: fucking Robinhood [nightlife+]: They take control of your legs! Robinhood [nightlife+]: You pay the ticketmaster 2559 gold, and he lets you board the ship. Robinhood [nightlife+]: bullshit i call Ellash (nightlife+): hoho Amd (nightlife+): loool Blayke {nightlife+}: haha Darol <nightlife+>: poetic justice, robinhood got robbed! Caveron (nightlife+): haha
#2091
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Jul 26 2009
Rating: 2
Female Duz shouts 'Freld should stick to PIGEONS! I want a tougher challenge!'
#2096
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ggr
At: Sep 9 2009
Rating: 2
Grimpold {mnavy}: whose the wiz to pester these days? Grimpold {mnavy}: about shit stuff Nomiculious (mnavy): tarken
#2102
Unset Language
Submitted by: Bam
At: Oct 8 2009
Rating: 2
[09:30]:Ens {chat}: I was on TV earlier! [09:30]:Ens {chat}: officially a celeb. totally. [09:31]:El (chat): was the show called how to catch a predator? [09:31]:Ens {chat}: hahaha [09:31]:Luca [chat]: :D [09:31]:Chack [chat]: lol
#2106
Unset Language
Submitted by: Amd
At: Nov 1 2009
Rating: 2
Ssmud exclaims 'why cant i type on channel!' You buzz 'no idea.' Ssmud removed from the invitation list. Ssmud added to the invitation list. Ssmud quacks 'still no.' You ask 'join?' [fucksanta+]: Ssmud has joined the guild.
#2109
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Dec 3 2009
Rating: 2
Favorit shouts 'Blackstar! Here come your long lost torsomakers!' Info: Blackstar dies. You see a huge mushroom cloud rising from Blackstar's direction! You see a huge mushroom cloud rising from Blackstar's direction! [ 78 ] Ghost of Blackstar
#2112
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Dec 11 2009
Rating: 2
Ghost of Quegon [ghost]: danm life sucks... Droolah [ghost]: and then you die? Opal shouts 'Droolah, I rather enjoyed killing you!' Ghost of Droolah [ghost]: :D
#2129
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Apr 23 2010
Rating: 2
Mazzon (chat): If people were meant to be vegetarians cows wouldn't be made of food
#2133
English
Submitted by: Tarken
At: May 6 2010
Rating: 2
Slowdive [chat]: opinion pole: What do you do when you are down to the last mob in a group of several blocking mobs when the rest respawn? Merioli (chat): die.
#2140
Unset Language
Submitted by: Lammas
At: Jul 10 2010
Rating: 2
[16:57]:Naamafanta [tunes]: do you have to be in same room with target when you cast dd? [16:57]:Tyril (tunes): yes?
#2148
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nazrix
At: Sep 5 2010
Rating: 2
You tell Ulath 'my fucking trilloch ring still not working' Ulath tells you 'What's wrong with it' You tell Ulath 'won't invoke for last 6 months. I think shinarae put some curse on me' Ulath tells you 'what does the ring say when you try to invoke' You tell Ulath (busy) and Kawasa 'typo message' Ulath tells you 'typo message? O_O. That shouldn't even be possible' Ulath tells you 'invoke cold_ray at grimoor?' You tell Ulath 'didn't work, is it my char? Ulath tells you 'no. 'invoke cold ray at ulath' 'You call forth the power of your ring.' You tell Ulath 'wtf.' Ulath mumbles incoherently 'It works for me hmm.' Ulath tells you 'There's probably some bug in the invoke-code' Ulath tells you 'Yes, that is particularly peculiar' Kawasa tells you 'wot was wrong' You tell Kawasa and Ulath 'works when ulath wears but not me' Kawasa tells Ulath and you 'uncommand invoke,unalias invoke' You tell Ulath and Kawasa ':DDDDDDDDDDDDDD' You tell Ulath and Kawasa 'problem solved'
#2210
Unset Language
Submitted by: Xyloid
At: Oct 14 2010
Rating: 2
[00:52]:Hackop <chat>: this is probably the WORST place to ask this, but I will anyway. Anyone pretty good with suits and suit styles? [00:52]:Arctangent [chat]: like chainmail suits? [00:52]:Hackop <chat>: no. [00:52]:Hackop <chat>: very no.
#2212
Unset Language
Submitted by: Willi
At: Oct 19 2010
Rating: 2
[08:58]:Yomototh [bard]: Help, I'm being attacked by Misery! [08:59]:Crymia [bard]: have a prozac then
#2232
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jan 20 2011
Rating: 2
Darolin mielestä eri juhlapyhillä voisi olla sponsorit... Crymia [suomi]: "Tämän vuoden pääsiäisen tarjoaa K-Rauta. Meiltä naulat ja vasarat joka hommaan!"
#2247
Unset Language
Submitted by: Blayke
At: Jun 1 2011
Rating: 2
[05:37]:Tulkas {nightlife+}: you can fucking take a restraint order and shove it up your ass sideways back and forth fast enough to cause frictions to light your gas from dinner, and burn up yer toxiclame clothes and !#!@$!#@$!$#!@#$#@ $@#$^^!&^!!# [05:37]:Malicat (nightlife+): wow [05:37]:Gunk (nightlife+): was that from the silmarillion? [05:37]:{nightlife+}: Tulkas does not like restraint order abuse... got my kids in my life, but had to fight over crap [[05:37]:Blayke {nightlife+}: hahahah [05:37]:Jacen (nightlife+): EPIC VALAR FURY RAGE [05:38]:Blayke {nightlife+}: hahahahhahah that was epic comeback gunk
#2250
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Jun 15 2011
Rating: 2
Bmoa (bat): Total of 999999952 experience spent on character [bat]: Pelend envies Bmoa. Tarken <bat>: So you fell short of your 20 year goal? Bmoa (bat): let's train tinning to 11% ! Bmoa (bat): Total of 1000000026 experience spent on character Tyril (bat): fail Ssmud [bat]: fail Tarken <bat>: fail Blackstar [bat]: fail Nuane (bat): fail Info: Bmoa fails.
#2302
Finnish
Submitted by: Ahvensurma
At: Oct 28 2012
Rating: 2
Derklare [suomi]: ajatelkaas anime-piirien tyttösiä - ne olisivat melkein järjestäään jotain teinejä. Ette kai te namusedät nyt halua niiden kanssa... MISSÄ ON LÄHIN ANIME-PIIRI