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#2140
Unset Language
Submitted by: Lammas
At: Jul 10 2010
Rating: 2
[16:57]:Naamafanta [tunes]: do you have to be in same room with target when you cast dd? [16:57]:Tyril (tunes): yes?
#2148
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nazrix
At: Sep 5 2010
Rating: 2
You tell Ulath 'my fucking trilloch ring still not working' Ulath tells you 'What's wrong with it' You tell Ulath 'won't invoke for last 6 months. I think shinarae put some curse on me' Ulath tells you 'what does the ring say when you try to invoke' You tell Ulath (busy) and Kawasa 'typo message' Ulath tells you 'typo message? O_O. That shouldn't even be possible' Ulath tells you 'invoke cold_ray at grimoor?' You tell Ulath 'didn't work, is it my char? Ulath tells you 'no. 'invoke cold ray at ulath' 'You call forth the power of your ring.' You tell Ulath 'wtf.' Ulath mumbles incoherently 'It works for me hmm.' Ulath tells you 'There's probably some bug in the invoke-code' Ulath tells you 'Yes, that is particularly peculiar' Kawasa tells you 'wot was wrong' You tell Kawasa and Ulath 'works when ulath wears but not me' Kawasa tells Ulath and you 'uncommand invoke,unalias invoke' You tell Ulath and Kawasa ':DDDDDDDDDDDDDD' You tell Ulath and Kawasa 'problem solved'
#2210
Unset Language
Submitted by: Xyloid
At: Oct 14 2010
Rating: 2
[00:52]:Hackop <chat>: this is probably the WORST place to ask this, but I will anyway. Anyone pretty good with suits and suit styles? [00:52]:Arctangent [chat]: like chainmail suits? [00:52]:Hackop <chat>: no. [00:52]:Hackop <chat>: very no.
#2212
Unset Language
Submitted by: Willi
At: Oct 19 2010
Rating: 2
[08:58]:Yomototh [bard]: Help, I'm being attacked by Misery! [08:59]:Crymia [bard]: have a prozac then
#2232
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jan 20 2011
Rating: 2
Darolin mielestä eri juhlapyhillä voisi olla sponsorit... Crymia [suomi]: "Tämän vuoden pääsiäisen tarjoaa K-Rauta. Meiltä naulat ja vasarat joka hommaan!"
#2247
Unset Language
Submitted by: Blayke
At: Jun 1 2011
Rating: 2
[05:37]:Tulkas {nightlife+}: you can fucking take a restraint order and shove it up your ass sideways back and forth fast enough to cause frictions to light your gas from dinner, and burn up yer toxiclame clothes and !#!@$!#@$!$#!@#$#@ $@#$^^!&^!!# [05:37]:Malicat (nightlife+): wow [05:37]:Gunk (nightlife+): was that from the silmarillion? [05:37]:{nightlife+}: Tulkas does not like restraint order abuse... got my kids in my life, but had to fight over crap [[05:37]:Blayke {nightlife+}: hahahah [05:37]:Jacen (nightlife+): EPIC VALAR FURY RAGE [05:38]:Blayke {nightlife+}: hahahahhahah that was epic comeback gunk
#2250
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Jun 15 2011
Rating: 2
Bmoa (bat): Total of 999999952 experience spent on character [bat]: Pelend envies Bmoa. Tarken <bat>: So you fell short of your 20 year goal? Bmoa (bat): let's train tinning to 11% ! Bmoa (bat): Total of 1000000026 experience spent on character Tyril (bat): fail Ssmud [bat]: fail Tarken <bat>: fail Blackstar [bat]: fail Nuane (bat): fail Info: Bmoa fails.
#2302
Finnish
Submitted by: Ahvensurma
At: Oct 28 2012
Rating: 2
Derklare [suomi]: ajatelkaas anime-piirien tyttösiä - ne olisivat melkein järjestäään jotain teinejä. Ette kai te namusedät nyt halua niiden kanssa... MISSÄ ON LÄHIN ANIME-PIIRI
#2317
English
Submitted by: Malicat
At: May 7 2013
Rating: 2
Shinarae tells you 'it might surprise you, but even mathematicians don't like boring stuff :P'
#2323
English
Submitted by: Blayke
At: Jun 3 2014
Rating: 2
Flay [nightlife+]: anything happening today? Xyloid (nightlife+): The slave that was brought in last week is still being insolent. I plan to leave him in the holding cell for another day before giving him food. His will is breaking slowly, and we all feel like he'll contribute in the mining center once we have him under control. The heat continues to be a concern as summer approaches, but the new well is almost dug and morale is high. The mosquitos in the evening a.. erm.. oh. did you mean here in BatMUD? Flay [nightlife+]: nah, wanted to know about the slaves Xyloid (nightlife+): I've said too much. Blayke {nightlife+}: that goes to mudquote Juggelo <nightlife+>: go on, please, this is strangely arousing.
#2324
English
Submitted by: Tyril
At: Dec 5 2014
Rating: 2
Darol tells you 'should probably go to store because tomorrow the shops are closed because of the annual handshake championships' You tell Darol (paramecium senate) 'i dont know if you're fucking with me'
#2326
English
Submitted by: Hair
At: Feb 5 2016
Rating: 2
Sloppy (sales): las t100 Urza [sales]: do you have a t800 or a t1000? I need a better quality Terminator Corto (sales): that souded like a reference towards dystopian future version of robot nuns Ggr <sales>: "pray with me if you want to live"
#2340
English
Submitted by: Div
At: Feb 1 2018
Rating: 2
[19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: Help! [19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: I'm petrified and dying! [19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: God, I was a good man! [19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: a Good Man! Comanche Native is a level 58 mortal of the Minotaur race. He was created Wed Sep 06 18:41:05 2017 and he is 63d, 11h, 16min and 41s old. He has been on for 5h, 3min and 41s, idle 21s. He is a spawn currently. He is unconscious and bleeding from big wounds.
#2360
English
Submitted by: Darol
At: Dec 21 2019
Rating: 2
Izelen [wanted]: Ok what is this thing with keys I keep seeing is it any keys or slang for something I don't know about? Turnip [wanted]: Kharim need keys. Moviae (wanted): generally all keys are fine Glaurung (wanted): any keys.. kharim guild members feed random keys to a machine, and then when a magic door opens, they all go and do a syntax, get a message of failure, complain about it together, and then go hunt for more keys for the next failuredoor
#2364
English
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Jan 31 2020
Rating: 2
[09:30]:Vec [newbie]: i always get the message that i got better with my tail but it never goes up
#2370
English
Submitted by: Ganvar
At: Sep 25 2020
Rating: 2
Vermontimus [newbie]: Searching an entire city for...one...lost...cat? I know I am growing into an epic adventurer, but this simply seems like too much. What if the cat has sharp claws? Or rabies? Or has a dead mouse? I am not sure I can handle the tension. Culran (newbie): or even worse, it might have kittens! Vermontimus [newbie]: Heaven forbid! Hair the Helper (newbie): It will have a dead cockroach and expect you to praise it for its awesome hunting ability. Then it'll show you its butthole
#2398
English
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Jan 16 2024
Rating: 2
Hair {sales}: Fresh alch ring. You're wrong, Taylor is the best! [Made by: Hair] labeled as [6swift_defence/1avoid/257k] (extra powerful) (glowing). 25k (sales): Zidane buries his face in his palms.
#2405
English
Submitted by: Ggr
At: Apr 13 2025
Rating: 2
Nuubi [merchant]: you dont know what whining is
#47
Unset Language
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 3
Cyberman tells you 'According to logs you type save almost every 2 seconds.'
#48
English
Submitted by: Grimsh
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 3
Gore <eiz>: what? you people don't understand swedish? how did you get to become wizards? >:-)