Bmoa (bat): Total of 999999952 experience spent on character [bat]: Pelend envies Bmoa. Tarken <bat>: So you fell short of your 20 year goal? Bmoa (bat): let's train tinning to 11% ! Bmoa (bat): Total of 1000000026 experience spent on character Tyril (bat): fail Ssmud [bat]: fail Tarken <bat>: fail Blackstar [bat]: fail Nuane (bat): fail Info: Bmoa fails.

Derklare [suomi]: ajatelkaas anime-piirien tyttösiä - ne olisivat melkein järjestäään jotain teinejä. Ette kai te namusedät nyt halua niiden kanssa... MISSÄ ON LÄHIN ANIME-PIIRI

Shinarae tells you 'it might surprise you, but even mathematicians don't like boring stuff :P'

Flay [nightlife+]: anything happening today? Xyloid (nightlife+): The slave that was brought in last week is still being insolent. I plan to leave him in the holding cell for another day before giving him food. His will is breaking slowly, and we all feel like he'll contribute in the mining center once we have him under control. The heat continues to be a concern as summer approaches, but the new well is almost dug and morale is high. The mosquitos in the evening a.. erm.. oh. did you mean here in BatMUD? Flay [nightlife+]: nah, wanted to know about the slaves Xyloid (nightlife+): I've said too much. Blayke {nightlife+}: that goes to mudquote Juggelo <nightlife+>: go on, please, this is strangely arousing.

Darol tells you 'should probably go to store because tomorrow the shops are closed because of the annual handshake championships' You tell Darol (paramecium senate) 'i dont know if you're fucking with me'

Sloppy (sales): las t100 Urza [sales]: do you have a t800 or a t1000? I need a better quality Terminator Corto (sales): that souded like a reference towards dystopian future version of robot nuns Ggr <sales>: "pray with me if you want to live"

[19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: Help! [19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: I'm petrified and dying! [19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: God, I was a good man! [19:02]:Comanche [wanted]: a Good Man! Comanche Native is a level 58 mortal of the Minotaur race. He was created Wed Sep 06 18:41:05 2017 and he is 63d, 11h, 16min and 41s old. He has been on for 5h, 3min and 41s, idle 21s. He is a spawn currently. He is unconscious and bleeding from big wounds.

Izelen [wanted]: Ok what is this thing with keys I keep seeing is it any keys or slang for something I don't know about? Turnip [wanted]: Kharim need keys. Moviae (wanted): generally all keys are fine Glaurung (wanted): any keys.. kharim guild members feed random keys to a machine, and then when a magic door opens, they all go and do a syntax, get a message of failure, complain about it together, and then go hunt for more keys for the next failuredoor

[09:30]:Vec [newbie]: i always get the message that i got better with my tail but it never goes up

Vermontimus [newbie]: Searching an entire city for...one...lost...cat? I know I am growing into an epic adventurer, but this simply seems like too much. What if the cat has sharp claws? Or rabies? Or has a dead mouse? I am not sure I can handle the tension. Culran (newbie): or even worse, it might have kittens! Vermontimus [newbie]: Heaven forbid! Hair the Helper (newbie): It will have a dead cockroach and expect you to praise it for its awesome hunting ability. Then it'll show you its butthole

Hair {sales}: Fresh alch ring. You're wrong, Taylor is the best! [Made by: Hair] labeled as [6swift_defence/1avoid/257k] (extra powerful) (glowing). 25k (sales): Zidane buries his face in his palms.

Nuubi [merchant]: you dont know what whining is

Cyberman tells you 'According to logs you type save almost every 2 seconds.'

Gore <eiz>: what? you people don't understand swedish? how did you get to become wizards? >:-)

Sianna tells you 'nail a paper plate to your face and you can change your expression with a magic marker'

Dogi {party}: links not much clever here

Pahvi <lss+>: jep, ja mullo toi vanha exploreri vielä joka instailee niitä iha ilma lupia, hauska o surffata ku yhtä äkkiä se katkasee yhteyden ja yrittää soittaa jonnekki mosambikin pornolinjalle mun modeemilla :P

You tell Darol (*Säätö++*) 'mulla tuloo uus soolokilli varmana' Darol tells you 'joo =)' Darol tells you 'tai sit mosalle ;)'

Tan [party]: "tuuks meidän mukaan" "ainii, haluuks liidaa"

Alkon hintauudistuksesta Captnapalm {kanniaalio+}: hmm jos puolikas kossu o 9e ni sellane 2dl lahna o sit varmaa joku 4e Captnapalm {kanniaalio+}: sehän pyörii samoissa et ostaako puolen litran limun janoonsa vai kossulahnan