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#1011
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Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Dec 8 2004
Rating: 4
Zard [fc+]: those poor potatoes exploding and all.. Medic! one pint of sour cream and dress quickly with coleslaw
#1010
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Submitted by: Beliah
At: Dec 7 2004
Rating: 3
Dalmair sales: belt of self awareness, mb. 55k Kheldor sales: is that the tweaks yer nose eq? Kheldor sales: idunno-highbies always tweak my nose to see my prots
#1009
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Submitted by: Khonshu
At: Dec 6 2004
Rating: 4
Silea [chat]: what's a good anti-virus software? Kratos [chat]: Linux
#1008
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Submitted by: Noctur
At: Dec 5 2004
Rating: 5
Simpro [suomi]: onko kukaa imuttanu aleksanteria viel? Apopapopyy [suomi]: voi hyvänen aika tuo kuulosti pahalta Ruttuturpa [suomi]: =D Angelic [suomi]: hohoho ==) Simpro [suomi]: mikä Rooite [suomi]: hohohoho Noctur <suomi>: :P Simpro [suomi]: naurakaa nyt kun en ees tiedä mille nauretaan :P Simpro [suomi]: mulle varmasti en epäile Hit (suomi): imuttanu :) Rooite [suomi]: quote ainesta .) Simpro [suomi]: hoho Simpro [suomi]: nyt tajusin
#1006
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Submitted by: Kyynel
At: Dec 5 2004
Rating: 3
Ronald [party]: Fountain weighs 100000 kgs. ... Ronald [party]: tästä on juotu Ronald [party]: Fountain weighs 99991.7 kgs.
#1005
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Submitted by: Strikerbum
At: Dec 4 2004
Rating: 1
Thematrix tells you 'Have you pumped your dick into a bitches ass lately?' You tell Thematrix 'of course' Thematrix tells you 'A bitch not named Ssmud?' You tell Thematrix 'im not allowed to divulge that information at this time' Thematrix tells you '=P'
#1004
Finnish
Submitted by: Juggelo
At: Dec 4 2004
Rating: 13
Alder [camelot+]: olis ollu Frodolla batin mithrillistä tehty paita Moriassa niin ei olis tarvinnu tehä ku 1 leffa
#1003
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Submitted by: Mikaiyla
At: Dec 4 2004
Rating: 5
Santa Claus says 'how are you today?' Zindamar grunts 'pretty bad, considering that you are giving presents to everyone but me.' Lacuna agrees with Zindamar fully. Zindamar grunts 'you make me sad santa.' Santa Claus says 'have you been good?' Zindamar exclaims 'I have, you haven't! I HATE YOU SANTA!' Zindamar bursts into tears. Zindamar leaves south.
#1002
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Submitted by: Jumbo
At: Dec 3 2004
Rating: 5
news display ideas-wanted 4793 Lythlandria tells you 'there are many comics where santa is involved, there are very good reasons why batmud doesn't specifically immulate such, copyright is only one reason.'
#1001
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Dec 2 2004
Rating: 5
Blackstar tells you 'hmm whats a good solo kill to do' You tell Blackstar 'digga's bunnies' Blackstar tells you 'puh' Blackstar tells you 'think I could kill the gibberling?' You tell Blackstar 'doubtful...you suck' Blackstar tells you 'ok just cause you said that' You tell Blackstar 'i was figuring you'd be having a tough time with the bunnies' Blackstar tells you 'im killing it' Blackstar tells you 'LOL its beware mob' You feel that Blackstar goes unconscious. Gibberling shouts 'Blackstar, I bet that HURT! *RAH RAH*' Info: Blackstar dies. Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: ok than Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: rais You tell Blackstar (dead) 'wait...who's killing who?' Ghost of Blackstar [ghost]: fuck you ooga!
#1000
English
Submitted by: Jumbo
At: Dec 2 2004
Rating: 2
LAG: 4 seconds. Nullnullatte [bat]: the new machine produces way more efficient lag than the old one [bat]: Silos slows down a lot, struck by lag. LAG: 4 seconds.
#999
English
Submitted by: Valdec
At: Dec 1 2004
Rating: 4
Ihminen [chat]: You can't portray boobs in ascii Nullnullatte [chat]: (*)(*) Nullnullatte [chat]: oh no? Ihminen [chat]: I stand corrected Lythlandria [chat]: those are eyes
#998
English
Submitted by: Kyynel
At: Dec 1 2004
Rating: 6
Willi (slf+): Santa Claus crushes a tiny spider beneath its foot.
#997
Unset Language
Submitted by: Sancran
At: Dec 1 2004
Rating: 0
Lightscape (elden+): willi kommentoi kabuliin menoa: "tää on vähän niin kuin mersu reinc"
#996
English
Submitted by: Harle
At: Dec 1 2004
Rating: 1
Harle [wanted]: Coren Kiddo-Killer is a level 74 immortal newbie. @Coren eyes you suspiciously. You emote to Coren 'teases you half to death.' Coren tells you 'i can kill conversations dead!' Coren tells you 'and no one really knows how little i can do!' Coren tells you 'they fear me!' @Coren giggles inanely at you. You tell Coren 'you can crash the mud in .000001 seconds!' Coren tells you 'well, yea, i can.' Coren tells you 'and i'm improving my response time!'
#995
Finnish
Submitted by: Calath
At: Nov 30 2004
Rating: 3
Mordac <kirahvi+>: kun vittumainen arkki pölisee itsekseen kanavalla niin onko se vaginamonologi?
#992
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Submitted by: Jebu
At: Nov 27 2004
Rating: 2
Teppo [party]: Her eyes burn red with hatred and rage. Teppo [party]: menkat vissii
#991
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Submitted by: Reima
At: Nov 27 2004
Rating: 0
Drifter [party]: en koskaan roiski näppikselleni!
#990
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Submitted by: Froggy
At: Nov 27 2004
Rating: 3
Chesspiece [newbie]: which command i use when train axes? Being [newbie]: train axes
#989
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Submitted by: Melemkor
At: Nov 25 2004
Rating: 7
Silea [merchant]: You slip up and destroy your material! [merchant]: Silea purrs contently. [merchant]: Daria applauds wholeheartedly. Dazzt [merchant]: You should get reaver energy for destroyed materials! Silea [merchant]: merch and reaver are really the same thing... Silea [merchant]: we just pretend to be 'civilized'... Rapscallion [merchant]: and wear better shoes Silea [merchant]: and really, when you get to it, it IS all about the shoes.