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#132
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 7 2004
Rating: 3
Amarth tells Tomba and you 'All arches are on a New Year's promise not to drink anymore!' You tell Amarth and Tomba (idle 8min and 58s) 'it's been 6 days since new years...they've all given that up like 6 days ago!' You tell Amarth and Tomba (idle 11min and 22s) 'and anyways, i doubt that any arches would give up their fin citizenship just to keep a new years promise...i heard that you lose finn citizenship if you can't prove that you drink heavily and daily...' Amarth tells Tomba and you 'We fake it! ;)' You tell Amarth and Tomba (idle 13min and 46s) 'aha! now i have some blackmail material!'
#133
English
Submitted by: Froggy
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 3
Banba says 'disperse this unruly mob!!!' You exclaim 'wish I had banish!' You quack 'to more than 20%.' Banba says 'i got it at 20 - lets see how good it is.' Banba starts concentrating on a new skill. Banba performs a solemn ceremony to please Aveallis. Banba starts concentrating on a new spell. Banba utters the magic words 'havia kauhistus pois' Dryad disappears into thick air. You go 'Heh'. Banba exclaims 'show me banished!' Banba exclaims 'booyah!' You quack 'holy shit :).' Banba slaps a thundering high-five with you. You exclaim 'Yeah!' Banba says 'ets see if we can get her back.' Banba starts concentrating on a new skill. Banba says 'summon at 20 as well.' Banba performs a solemn ceremony to please Aveallis.
#134
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 3
Loof 'mole' Slirpa shouts 'Ooga died on his knees!'
#138
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 3
Alder [party]: was afk for sex
#141
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 3
Silea tells Nu, Chaste and you 'die yet?' You tell Nu, Chaste and Silea 'working on it' Chaste tells Nu, Silea and you 'no, they wont let me lead :(' Nu tells Silea, Chaste and you 'not yet unfortunatly. I might make exp tonight!' Silea tells Chaste, Nu and you 'i can come in and blast you, Nu, if it's getting too dull...' Nu tells Chaste, Silea and you 'oooooooooooh. *drool*' ... Nu is DEAD, R.I.P. Muscular guard shouts 'I fart in your general direction, Nu!' Nu dies. Nu's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black. ... Silea tells Chaste, Nu and you 'muaha, distracting him with tells worked well enough'
#144
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 8 2004
Rating: 3
Thematrix [bat]: Just cause I like anal sex does not mean I'm gay
#154
English
Submitted by: Gorge
At: Jan 9 2004
Rating: 3
Thematrix bat: Lythlandria will you marry me?
#155
Finnish
Submitted by: Damo
At: Jan 9 2004
Rating: 3
Melwyn [vsa+]: vittu kun miusta tulee saatana oikee kapiainen ni vittu ostan kannettavan ja bluetoothyhteyden ja saatana pelaan 28h päivässä ja sitten vittu on expaa saatana 1000000m ja sit katotaan et kuka on kova ja kukaan ei minuu dropkikkaa eikä muutakaa ja kumarratte ja sanotte minuu mMESTARIKSI
#169
Finnish
Submitted by: Calmis
At: Jan 12 2004
Rating: 3
You tell Descent 'tees mullekki plani' Descent tells you 'HAVE LOOSED MY MIND BECAUSE NO ONE WANT TAKE BLOWJOB FROM ME AND IM GOING TO MAKE THEM SUCK MY DICK THAT THEIR MOUTH WILL DRY AND MY DICK WILL CRUSH TO MILLION PIECES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
#171
Finnish
Submitted by: Glenfast
At: Jan 13 2004
Rating: 3
Pargy [party]: kurkurpitsakurkmukkurma Pargy [party]: pitsa kur Pargy [party]: lerkur Pargy [party]: letku kurrina, murkina hurina Pargy [party]: murhur lur pur
#172
English
Submitted by: Glenfast
At: Jan 13 2004
Rating: 3
Ruffle @hcbat [chat]: and next time dont change the topic from US politics to "gay koran"
#180
Finnish
Submitted by: Cremator
At: Jan 15 2004
Rating: 3
Rilia suomi: mut jos oisin teletappi ni oisin oranssi ja mun nimi ois pai laa Azgaroth suomi: mä oisin sit kai naamalta sinipunanen ja nimi ois runk kaa
#195
Unset Language
Submitted by: Rah
At: Jan 17 2004
Rating: 3
[05:57]:Esperane [newbie]: What are style points? [05:59]:Rah [newbie]: points that you get from lines like that [06:00]:Esperane [newbie]: And how do you spend them?
#196
Unset Language
Submitted by: Unreserved
At: Jan 17 2004
Rating: 3
Resin {fnord+}: what use is "forget" spell? Resin Dentistador is a level 100 mortal of the Kobold race. He was created before 1997 and he is 1y, 155d, 8h, 47min and 56s old.
#199
Unset Language
Submitted by: Capula
At: Jan 18 2004
Rating: 3
Pahvi <mage>: it seems that my art is not appreciated here Toag {mage}: we love you pahvi! Pahvi <mage>: thats better :) Capula [mage]: i was about to send you idea of worship pahvi mage-event Pahvi <mage>: yes yes, first good idea in ages..
#200
English
Submitted by: Ooga
At: Jan 19 2004
Rating: 3
[chat]: Hrolf does donuts on your front lawn in his MONSTER Truck! Anna [chat]: there hrolf goes again trying to make up for his small penis... Hrolf [chat]: there goes anna trying to make up for her rather unfortunately large one Anna [chat]: well i paid for it, i got to choose the one i wanted too Lythlandria [chat]: you have a penis Anna? Anna [chat]: yes, it's made of silicone Hrolf [chat]: I don't understand what my having a small dildo has to do with my having a monster truck? Coren <chat>: sometimes this place scares me. Glaurung [chat]: is listening to vibrators shocking? Coren <chat>: no no, listening to the people here. Hrolf [chat]: in the bath tub it can be [chat]: Hrolf does donuts on your front lawn in his MONSTER Truck! Anna [chat]: yeah monster truck - donuts... you definitely have small penis issues Hrolf [chat]: I like pizza too Hrolf [chat]: does that mean I have a small penis? Ooga [chat]: anna: i drive a mini. what's that say about my penis? Andrew @hcbat [chat]: that it barely fits in your car :)
#206
Unset Language
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jan 19 2004
Rating: 3
Gatekeeper shouts 'Mortak bites the dust!' Gatekeeper shouts 'Sareth should learn to use consider!' Gatekeeper shouts 'Lark was too easy! I want a tougher challenge!' Ghost of Mortak [ghost]: i somehow think that was a wrong dim guys :P
#217
English
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Jan 19 2004
Rating: 3
Dodokov [monk]: anyone made use of joint lock? Ganelon [monk]: yeah ...my clone
#220
English
Submitted by: Osku
At: Jan 20 2004
Rating: 3
Resin {fnord+}: i connected to port 23...and seems colors of outerworld messed up, anyone know way to get it back to normal?
#224
English
Submitted by: Juo
At: Jan 21 2004
Rating: 3
Juo [wanted]: glass armbands, green crystal bracelets Kata tells you 'stats?'